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  • no fornication, no invitation.

    Submitted by rthshuskie2010 on Apr 10, 10 at 1:59pm
  • RSVP: Really Slutty Vag only Please =)

    Submitted by caakess on Apr 10, 10 at 1:36pm
  • Toucan come only if I cum.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 3:52pm
  • You don't!!! Just Ben Roethlisberger her

    Submitted by massimo on Apr 10, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Good question.. When you find out let me know.

    Submitted by godlessBJ on Apr 10, 10 at 1:36pm
  • Tell them that you're giving out gift bags with lube, condoms, and kneepads.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:07pm
  • Simple, just tell her everyone is bringing something to the party and she is bringing sex.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 10 at 4:37am
  • BYOC: Bring Your Own Condoms.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 11, 10 at 9:14am
  • Id just tell them...truth always works haha

    Submitted by Hawk21 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Tell them only dirty diseased crotch rot whores are welcome. If you don't have crotch fungus or serious diseases then don't bother, it isn't a party for classy people.

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 7:01am
  • The one post where we NEED the "That's how you do it, son" poster, and look - nowhere to be seen.

    Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 10, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Don't we all know people meant for this...

    Submitted by lh1220 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Put out or get out

    Submitted by kadibop on Apr 11, 10 at 9:16am
  • Hahahahah, Herschel.

    Submitted by nomiomiollie on Apr 11, 10 at 10:37am
  • Just say you a responsible slut.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 10, 10 at 1:28pm
  • How do you tell someone they are only invited if they pull out?\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThat's how I read this...

    Submitted by SexiLexiWVU on Apr 13, 10 at 11:06pm
  • just like that

    Submitted by dunrunnun on Apr 11, 10 at 4:09am
  • Invite them and get them drunk. Alchohol does wonders!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 10, 10 at 3:56pm
  • uh you don't lead them on like a douche bag? (assuming you're a guy or a lesbian)If she likes you, one of you is s.o.l. because you probly have to wait like 3 weeks after meeting, but if she would never actually really want to date you but still finds you moderately attractive, you're in.

    Submitted by cateyeglasses23 on May 25, 11 at 4:16pm
  • Invite them and get them drunk. Alchohol does wonders!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 10, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Just say - I've been invited to this party and I'm gonna stop overnight. Wanna go with me? \n\nShe can interpret "go" in the same way you do! Lol. Or you could say come with me.

    Submitted by Martin998877 on Apr 10, 10 at 7:00pm
  • Take her n see if u get some drinks help 519 was here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 2:58am
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