I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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acid is amazing huh??
Darren Aronofsky has just agreed to direct the film adaptation of this text for $12 million.
Bitches be smokin Geoffreys.
Whatever you had, I want. And copious amounts of it.
I want whatever you took!
It makes me so happy there are no anti-drug comments. I love drugs.
Just stroke the fuzzy wall mannn...
What Is all this skin doing on my arm - Quagmire
Don't stop here, man! This is bat country!
Acid is a helluva drug....
Lol!. :D Ahhhhhh!!!!. :P
Best txt I've ever read on here!!
Sounds like a pretty awesome acid trip (:
Lmao!!! I can't wait to get outta the Marines and get fucking blazed agin!!!
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
Sleet, you must not have an iPhone bro...I'm sorry
If op was that fucked up he wouldn't be texting this coherently
I beg to differ.
I want what he/she is having
I want your life.
Best one ever...
When life gives you geofferys.... Stroke the furry wall.
Nope, not long at all, cuz OP has "so many hands" to text with!
You should probably take something for that.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
Now shake someone's hand
Geoffreys! Nice Get Him to the Greek reference
Fuckin shrooms man
FYI, no drugs. Just reeeeeeeally sleep-deprived. It happens...
Why did I get thumbs down, that's what happened! I should know, I was there! Well, more or less. I'm not sure I was exactly Me anymore at that point.
Awesome! It sounds like a poem.
A bit long for one text isn't it?
Smartphones can send long texts