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  • Submitted by ostate06 on Sep 8, 11 at 2:43pm

    acid is amazing huh??

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 8, 11 at 4:45pm

    Darren Aronofsky has just agreed to direct the film adaptation of this text for $12 million.

  • Submitted by Phys on Sep 8, 11 at 2:55pm

    I want whatever you took!

  • Submitted by LoneWolf54 on Sep 8, 11 at 8:50pm

    Bitches be smokin Geoffreys.

  • Submitted by shadowfox on Sep 8, 11 at 3:08pm

    Whatever you had, I want. And copious amounts of it.

  • Submitted by sssmarie on Sep 9, 11 at 5:15am

    It makes me so happy there are no anti-drug comments. I love drugs.

  • Submitted by alienmonster on Sep 8, 11 at 6:46pm

    What Is all this skin doing on my arm - Quagmire

  • Submitted by CrawfordS on Sep 8, 11 at 11:58pm

    Just stroke the fuzzy wall mannn...

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 9, 11 at 3:15am

    Don't stop here, man! This is bat country!

  • Submitted by spindlemeister on Sep 9, 11 at 7:04am

    Best txt I've ever read on here!!

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 8, 11 at 5:14pm

    Sleet, you must not have an iPhone bro...I'm sorry

  • Submitted by yellowchan on Sep 8, 11 at 11:21pm

    Sounds like a pretty awesome acid trip (:

  • Submitted by anonymouse4 on Sep 8, 11 at 8:26pm

    Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

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    Submitted by armyboy00025 on Sep 11, 11 at 12:38am

    The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

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    Submitted by Nostradamus on Sep 19, 11 at 2:36am

    Acid is a helluva drug....

  • Submitted by highestof5s on Sep 9, 11 at 10:37pm

    When life gives you geofferys.... Stroke the furry wall.

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    Submitted by 22son on Sep 9, 11 at 7:25pm

    If op was that fucked up he wouldn't be texting this coherently

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    Submitted by alainamoore on Sep 10, 11 at 10:23am

    Best one ever...

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    Submitted by Paula218 on Sep 8, 11 at 11:33pm

    Lol!. :D Ahhhhhh!!!!. :P

  • Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 10, 11 at 9:12pm

    Nope, not long at all, cuz OP has "so many hands" to text with!

  • Submitted by Blankity_Blank on Sep 9, 11 at 11:01am

    Lmao!!! I can't wait to get outta the Marines and get fucking blazed agin!!!

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    Submitted by porksword on Sep 8, 11 at 10:26pm

    You should probably take something for that.

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    Submitted by aduleau on Sep 15, 11 at 11:03am

    Now shake someone's hand

  • Submitted by crazyboy4826 on Sep 8, 11 at 10:38pm

    I want what he/she is having

  • Submitted by Austinaveous on Sep 9, 11 at 3:06am

    I want your life.

  • Submitted by catherinebee on Sep 8, 11 at 11:30pm

    FYI, no drugs. Just reeeeeeeally sleep-deprived. It happens...

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      Submitted by catherinebee on Sep 9, 11 at 4:41am

      Why did I get thumbs down, that's what happened! I should know, I was there! Well, more or less. I'm not sure I was exactly Me anymore at that point.

  • Submitted by TommyP on Sep 8, 11 at 7:17pm

    Awesome! It sounds like a poem.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 9, 11 at 2:30am

    Geoffreys! Nice Get Him to the Greek reference

  • Submitted by mrrhardy on Sep 10, 11 at 6:09am

    Fuckin shrooms man

  • Submitted by sleete on Sep 8, 11 at 3:28pm

    A bit long for one text isn't it?

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      Submitted by 2jzstang on Sep 8, 11 at 5:52pm

      Smartphones can send long texts