dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
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Whoopsie had a poopsie! Hahaha
You, sir, are my hero.
hit the showers sport
shit happens.. as do sharts
people who say texts are fake...probaly never leave the house, let alone text anyone
fucked up shit happens all the time
11:58- are you penning a manual, or similar, on the potential dangers of 'buttfucking'? Hmm, strange individual. Speaking of which, who classifies this as a 'good night'? Good night for who? The shitter, or the shittee?
I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A HORSE
Of horse you did...\n\nA whore did a horse\nA horse \nA horse\nAnd most people dont do \na horse\nof course\nUnless of course the whore's \ndone worse \nThen a horse she gave some head!
just because its never happened to YOU doesnt mean it cant happen...
That is probably the grossest thing I have ever heard. Goes to show you anal is no bueno right b4 bed.
Why take the ass when there's a pussy RIGHT THERE?!
she was on top of me and she sharted all over my nuts so I said what the fuck and she replied........you just fucked the shit out of me........no shit for real
the anal ambassador strikes again^
Hahahahaha DIRTY BALLS!!!!!
Imagine that tender moment when he broke the news to her? Uh, wake up... You just shit on me...
I just legit laffd out loud at this.
i feel bad for this poor girl! i guess none of you have ever been butt fucked because then you would understand careful you have to be not to shart, it gets too loose after you ass fuck. this guy probably buttfucked her wheather she wanted to or not, and she sleep farted and her butt was to loose not to shart. not her fault. the guys should know that its kind of a risk. at least she didnt shit on him right after he pulled out. that happens to alot of people
eww i would slap a bitch.
If you engage in anal sex you should:\nA)Use the restroom beforehand\nB)Use an enema before engaging in anal sex\nC)Use the bathroom after engaging in anal sex
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!! WAH WAH WAH!!!!!
i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl
ill bet you just described yourself.
Since when has spooning been included in porn? What, you watch cuddle porn or something?
To 12.18: "Oh, love? Can I shart on you again so I can take a picture to put up on a texting website? Yeah, some kids think it's not possible.... Aw, thanks, you're the best!"
What are you talking about? That's totally plausible. My girlfriend has sharted before. It happens to almost everyone at some point.
no it doesn't. lol.
but i agree it is plausible if he came in her ass and she didn't go to the toilet before falling asleep.
I love sharting. I did it once at work and said, you know, fuck it, I'm walking around like this for the rest of the day. Sadly, I was also wearing beige pants.
dudes I wanna come to that fuckin naked party but it depends how u roll and if ur really sexy...
who said good night?!??
Regardless of whether this is real, it made me laugh....
Fuckin Foul!! No spooning anymore huh
Definitely not Revere.There're too many words spelled correctly.
why is it such a big deal if it did or didn't happen? it's f***ing funny. and it's probably the same person typing 'fake' over and over again anyway.....
what do you think she woulda done if she woke up first and was like ooooooooooh shitttttttt ummm ya i kinda shit on u
hahahaha who woke up first?
alcohol makes anything a possibility, so i think i might believe this
^^fake or true?....tune in next week to find out
Why does everyone assume this is fake??? My husband farted on me *twice* last week while he slept -thank god he didn't shart though! Tards.
Sounds like your ass is tight 4:46...... lemme lemme do it. I've go wood ahora because of your super tight chamber.
watch out for the thunder-ocelots. they lurk on monday nights like this one.
I hope it turns you off to spooning forever.
Im sorry I ate too many beans babe, Dont be mad at me I still love you I will give you head ok :)
I guarantee this didn't actually happen.
Oh god I hate when that happens
HAHAHAHA that kid who said it's some Allston douche HAS to be right! Either that or some sleeze bag from Reveahhhh.
Dude stick it in realy hard!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty sanchez that bitch.
u ment: Dirty shartez
ruining this site?
chill out man
seriously no anal sex for her.... her bumb hole is way tooooo loose
Oh good. So I am not the only who has been in this situation. Did it to my boyfriend (terrible stomach virus) and the next day he told me he loved go figure. And I was banned from sleepin naked when I didnt feel good.
Should have given her a little taste of her own medicine... dirty sanchez style!
Lololo at least get her to suck it off! Dublin ca never goin down
sharting is shitting and farting at the same time so it's like diarhea fart. gross you made me explain it.
i bet its NOT fake. My husband did it to me. Same exact sanerio. I should have used it against him 24 years ago. and Ran like hell. If it starts out as *being shit on* it somehow does NOT get better LOL
When your girl or hooker sharts on you during a spoon, you lost the game.
agreed with 10:39...why?
its these kinds of texts, which are clearly not real and made up for shock value, that are ruining this site.
ive actually done this before to my ex...after that night anytime my stomach felt weird i had to sleep in whole butts :)
we never sent it out in a text though
A shart is when you go to fart and some shit sneaks out with it.
awww thats fucked up.
plug the hole and this won't happen
3:44 go fuck yourself. Pig.
This has dirty sanchez written all over it!!! Haha or STM!!! Shart To Mouth wake up call lmao
Make her suck it off! Ewww....
People really shart?
rotflmao at the dude who said he fucked a horse
Nobody likes a poopy penis
Hilarious!!! Go back for seconds.
LMAO @ 4:05PM....you stinky thing!!!
"i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl"
Who the fuck spoons in porn dumbass?
Dear lord that's so hot. I'm fappin to that right now no kidding....
You are so Fukin funny
You shoulda dick slaped her right after.
It's only fair
Top ten reasons not to have anal sex after eating Mexican...
i REALLY hope this is fake for the girls sake.
thats jus something you really cant live down lol
That sux dude FYL lol
Gotta love those chili dogs
pic or it didn't happen.
Lmfao. You poor thing.
I think the only people who said this was a good night were Chinese businesmen
"fake. funny, but not real.
unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated"
I love fucking shut-in virgin idiots.
You dumb fucker . And u dumb cunt
If some bitch shits on my dick I'll make her suck it clean!
maybe you should have fucked her in the ass...
I am so tired of people saying something is fake.... who the hell cares??? If you think it, it can happen. I believe it and its f'ing hilarious. Well, for us.... maybe not her so much....
Wat is spooning???
My waffles are broken
LMFAO, honestly guys. live a little. so what if its fake, its fucking hllaaarious! and its not impossible either
Did it stain the sheets?
Bitches do funny shit when they are drunk sleepin...like shit my bed!!!
dumb question but does "sharted" mean same as pooped? so you are saying she pooped all over your dick?
She obviously needed a cork in there, and apparently you weren't helping her in that department. Serves you right.
Now I think a vengeful cleveland steamer is in order.
U fucked the shit out of her
lol let my girl do that to me once shes out the fucking bed and sleeping outside
That would really turn me on. I'd ask her to suck it off, then kiss me.
omg. i think i just threw up in my mouth.
shit in that bitches mouth next time
umm, not like she did it on purpose?
3:44 you're a fucking pig.
Did it feel good
Fucking 115 people have said good night to this.
I'd love it...but I'm sick like that...so what??
sounds like a hell of a shart.
hey bitches it could be ture. so the people who did dat fuck yall bitches
agreed with 6:58 people who think shit like this is fake HAVE NO LIVES. STOP READING TFLN AND GO GET DRUNK :)
Ick, that's nasty as all hell
god that's awful
Now you know how it feels to have shit on your dick!!!!!!¡!!!!!
People pay good money for that in Germany! LOL
Haha wouldnt doubt it with Ithaca broads
awkward shart-on-dick fetish time? :P
Wow clean that shi up
everyone has sharting accidents
Your gonna need a ton of purell
scoop that shit up and stuff it in her mouth
Poop dick! Yes.
Ahaha, that is so gross:S
Reveahhh, guy. So true.
That happened to me too. I just used her shit and rubbed one out in her hair and left after cleaning it up with her pillow case I was using.
the shit that sneaks out with said fart usually likes sprays out like when you open a soda that's been shaken because of all the pressure that has built up.
and i don't have a doubt that this is real. this is why we don't spoon naked while incapacitated.
Sucks for you.
Girls poop? Or shart?
ya , 3:44, Americans could kick your ass
Oh my god hahahahahahaha
you had to be anal fucking
lol... ive never had anal, and i almost did this, but i woke up just in time.. and no, it does not mean you have a loose asshole.. idiots.. its about how much you drink.
I haven't laughed so hard in a loooooooong time :) funny shit !!!
ewww that is so disgusting!
Lmao @ 4:15. That's hilariously sick
holy shit (no pun intended)
I think the sad part was your first sentence 4:05
I certainly would have made her clean it up with her tongue as punishment....
Then some anal, and continue cleaning.
How do you not know what spooning is
That's fucking disgusting.
And what the fuck are you, 3:44, you fucking punk?
Obvs 1145 isn't getting any
there needs to be a button for worst night ever. i hope you never talked to her again.
Dude that's fuckin nasty as fuck
fake. funny, but not real.
unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated
but i dont think this is real
^^ thats fucking gross....and poor guy...i should say poor girl tho..thats just wrong on so many levels
Dude how fake! Well, If it is true, you need to stop hanging out with girls like that lol.
now u no y anal sex is wrong
im assuming allston scum
What a shitty deal
Pun definitely intended!
Spooning = Cuddling
that is so gross
Shit happens man. Lol
In soviet Russia, dick sharts you!
Umm i know people on here have sharted...you dont have to get anal to shart.
I would of made her lick it off
that was probably because of anal..............only thing that can cause that to happen
That's disgusting. Nuff said
That's when u slit her throat and walk away....
That shit'll make you go soft.
dick whip that bitch
Im a girl who did almost shart on guy after a drunken night. i beleive this actually happened. you need to get out a live a little if you cant believe this one.
True love when you wipe for your girlfriend
3:54 good one hahahahaha
May 29, 2009 6:46AM
I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A PUSSY
if i had a dollar for every time that happened to me i would still be poor, thank god.
Sounds very American...fucking pigs
8:51 you are a fucked up person.. dude shit like this happens all the time whether your fucking handicaped or not.. my brother is handicaped and can control his bowel movements.. so im pretty sure you have a loose ass hole from too much cock sex.. get over yourself.
Oh god! Ew!
At least she didn't throw up on ur dick ............ Lucky basturd
Hell yea poopy dick
thats so gross she probly killd herself
That's fuckin gross
holy shit thats fucked up
I guess that's one way to get ur brown wings ha I think I threw up a lil
Shart=fart with nasty poop
Dirty sanchez her man perfect opportunity!!
That is fucking ga-ross.
Tell he it chocolate to give u a blow job!
Nastyyyy. That sux man.
Dammit unfortunately that made me horny. I'll be right back; I need to go to the bathroom.
fake fake fake... this never happened
I would of socked that bitch in the head!
umm hello could've happened after some anal duh...
Why don't you start sticking it where god intended
Atleast it wasn't on ur face. A shower sounds better than pink eye hahaa
Omg no freggin way grosssssss
I see alot of ppl sayn this was fake. Well tyr this one on for size. I was getn my girl in the chocolate star fish, i have bout an inch round, 10 gauge Prince Albert and pulled out a Cock Ring loooaded with duece putty!
she's a bad butt buddy :(
make her giv oral then
this seriously can't be true. and people seriously can't not know what sharting is
Check the damn milk expiring date before you eat cereal
NOT REAL. this is soo fake omg
In soviet Russia your dick sharts on her
I hope you had,like,an empty water bottle to catch the shart and then you poured it in her mouth
Think twice before you stick it in her ass again! hahaa
Or just make her suck it clean.
Who cares if its fakee ? Honestly ?
Its a big world + full of texters out theree .
i'm pretty sure its bound to happen, or already did . hence this textt .
She did that with me too, after the first time I buttfucked her.
hahahahahahahahah crying right now. so funny.
Haha i like when my sharts especially in my mouth it feels natural...might film it call 1 girl 1 guy 1 Shart
Funny as f#ck
totally believable! today i was sitting indian style on my chair with no pants, Farted, and felt my foot get alittle more than just air blown on it! True story just happened and it sucks. Oh and im a girl.
Too bad she didn't shart in ur face ! Hopefully next time she will take better aim
thats fucked up. hopefully you got her back...
@6:46 a.m. You literally just made me shit myself laughing. No joke, I'm on the toilet. Best comment ever.
Can you say dirty sanchez?
i dont care if its fake, if it is fake then this guy deserves some sort of award, maybe greatest person alive award, if its not fake then u have a dirty dirty weener
its plausible to shart definatley but the likeliness of it happening in your sleep is extremely slim. would make more sense if he had said she farted on his dick
This was funny last month
Haha omg thts fucking gross
BadMitch will shit on a ho if he has to, www.badmitch.com
thats what you get for spooning...smash n dash man smash an dash!!!!
BWAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!
Superman that hoe
Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew ew ewwwww
Hope she didn't have aids
That would be a bad night
This is discusting yet hilarious XD
In soviet Russia spoons shart on you.
That's awesome I love when poop dick happens!!!
I know what shit is, but what is shart???
I had this, exgirlfriend let one right onto my cock, she pretended she was asleep, so did I
Awesome I did that before