dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
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shit happens.. as do sharts
Whoopsie had a poopsie! Hahaha
You, sir, are my hero.
hit the showers sport
people who say texts are fake...probaly never leave the house, let alone text anyone
fucked up shit happens all the time
11:58- are you penning a manual, or similar, on the potential dangers of 'buttfucking'? Hmm, strange individual. Speaking of which, who classifies this as a 'good night'? Good night for who? The shitter, or the shittee?
I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A HORSE
Of horse you did...\n\nA whore did a horse\nA horse \nA horse\nAnd most people dont do \na horse\nof course\nUnless of course the whore's \ndone worse \nThen a horse she gave some head!
That is probably the grossest thing I have ever heard. Goes to show you anal is no bueno right b4 bed.
just because its never happened to YOU doesnt mean it cant happen...
Why take the ass when there's a pussy RIGHT THERE?!
she was on top of me and she sharted all over my nuts so I said what the fuck and she replied........you just fucked the shit out of me........no shit for real
Hahahahaha DIRTY BALLS!!!!!
Imagine that tender moment when he broke the news to her? Uh, wake up... You just shit on me...
the anal ambassador strikes again^
Regardless of whether this is real, it made me laugh....
i feel bad for this poor girl! i guess none of you have ever been butt fucked because then you would understand careful you have to be not to shart, it gets too loose after you ass fuck. this guy probably buttfucked her wheather she wanted to or not, and she sleep farted and her butt was to loose not to shart. not her fault. the guys should know that its kind of a risk. at least she didnt shit on him right after he pulled out. that happens to alot of people
eww i would slap a bitch.
If you engage in anal sex you should:\nA)Use the restroom beforehand\nB)Use an enema before engaging in anal sex\nC)Use the bathroom after engaging in anal sex
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!! WAH WAH WAH!!!!!
I just legit laffd out loud at this.
why is it such a big deal if it did or didn't happen? it's f***ing funny. and it's probably the same person typing 'fake' over and over again anyway.....
What are you talking about? That's totally plausible. My girlfriend has sharted before. It happens to almost everyone at some point.
no it doesn't. lol.
but i agree it is plausible if he came in her ass and she didn't go to the toilet before falling asleep.
To 12.18: "Oh, love? Can I shart on you again so I can take a picture to put up on a texting website? Yeah, some kids think it's not possible.... Aw, thanks, you're the best!"
I love sharting. I did it once at work and said, you know, fuck it, I'm walking around like this for the rest of the day. Sadly, I was also wearing beige pants.
i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl
ill bet you just described yourself.
Since when has spooning been included in porn? What, you watch cuddle porn or something?
who said good night?!??
dudes I wanna come to that fuckin naked party but it depends how u roll and if ur really sexy...
Definitely not Revere.There're too many words spelled correctly.
Fuckin Foul!! No spooning anymore huh
^^fake or true?....tune in next week to find out
I hope it turns you off to spooning forever.
hahahaha who woke up first?
alcohol makes anything a possibility, so i think i might believe this
I guarantee this didn't actually happen.
what do you think she woulda done if she woke up first and was like ooooooooooh shitttttttt ummm ya i kinda shit on u
Why does everyone assume this is fake??? My husband farted on me *twice* last week while he slept -thank god he didn't shart though! Tards.
Should have given her a little taste of her own medicine... dirty sanchez style!
watch out for the thunder-ocelots. they lurk on monday nights like this one.
i bet its NOT fake. My husband did it to me. Same exact sanerio. I should have used it against him 24 years ago. and Ran like hell. If it starts out as *being shit on* it somehow does NOT get better LOL
Sounds like your ass is tight 4:46...... lemme lemme do it. I've go wood ahora because of your super tight chamber.
Im sorry I ate too many beans babe, Dont be mad at me I still love you I will give you head ok :)
HAHAHAHA that kid who said it's some Allston douche HAS to be right! Either that or some sleeze bag from Reveahhhh.
Dirty sanchez that bitch.
u ment: Dirty shartez
sharting is shitting and farting at the same time so it's like diarhea fart. gross you made me explain it.
Dude stick it in realy hard!!!!!!!!!!!
ruining this site?
chill out man
its these kinds of texts, which are clearly not real and made up for shock value, that are ruining this site.
Oh god I hate when that happens
A shart is when you go to fart and some shit sneaks out with it.
agreed with 10:39...why?
Lololo at least get her to suck it off! Dublin ca never goin down
Oh good. So I am not the only who has been in this situation. Did it to my boyfriend (terrible stomach virus) and the next day he told me he loved go figure. And I was banned from sleepin naked when I didnt feel good.
seriously no anal sex for her.... her bumb hole is way tooooo loose
ive actually done this before to my ex...after that night anytime my stomach felt weird i had to sleep in whole butts :)
we never sent it out in a text though
When your girl or hooker sharts on you during a spoon, you lost the game.
3:44 go fuck yourself. Pig.
"i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl"
Who the fuck spoons in porn dumbass?
People really shart?
rotflmao at the dude who said he fucked a horse
Make her suck it off! Ewww....
plug the hole and this won't happen
awww thats fucked up.
Dear lord that's so hot. I'm fappin to that right now no kidding....
Hilarious!!! Go back for seconds.
Nobody likes a poopy penis
You are so Fukin funny
This has dirty sanchez written all over it!!! Haha or STM!!! Shart To Mouth wake up call lmao
dumb question but does "sharted" mean same as pooped? so you are saying she pooped all over your dick?
Lmfao. You poor thing.
You shoulda dick slaped her right after.
It's only fair
That sux dude FYL lol
I think the only people who said this was a good night were Chinese businesmen
pic or it didn't happen.
If some bitch shits on my dick I'll make her suck it clean!
Top ten reasons not to have anal sex after eating Mexican...
"fake. funny, but not real.
unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated"
I love fucking shut-in virgin idiots.
Gotta love those chili dogs
i REALLY hope this is fake for the girls sake.
thats jus something you really cant live down lol
LMAO @ 4:05PM....you stinky thing!!!
She obviously needed a cork in there, and apparently you weren't helping her in that department. Serves you right.
Now I think a vengeful cleveland steamer is in order.
LMFAO, honestly guys. live a little. so what if its fake, its fucking hllaaarious! and its not impossible either
Wat is spooning???
My waffles are broken
You dumb fucker . And u dumb cunt
Bitches do funny shit when they are drunk sleepin...like shit my bed!!!
Did it stain the sheets?
U fucked the shit out of her
I am so tired of people saying something is fake.... who the hell cares??? If you think it, it can happen. I believe it and its f'ing hilarious. Well, for us.... maybe not her so much....
maybe you should have fucked her in the ass...
That would really turn me on. I'd ask her to suck it off, then kiss me.
lol let my girl do that to me once shes out the fucking bed and sleeping outside
Ahaha, that is so gross:S
Fucking 115 people have said good night to this.
scoop that shit up and stuff it in her mouth
omg. i think i just threw up in my mouth.
shit in that bitches mouth next time
umm, not like she did it on purpose?
Wow clean that shi up
Did it feel good
Now you know how it feels to have shit on your dick!!!!!!¡!!!!!
3:44 you're a fucking pig.
Ick, that's nasty as all hell
I'd love it...but I'm sick like that...so what??
agreed with 6:58 people who think shit like this is fake HAVE NO LIVES. STOP READING TFLN AND GO GET DRUNK :)
People pay good money for that in Germany! LOL
god that's awful
Oh my god hahahahahahaha
hey bitches it could be ture. so the people who did dat fuck yall bitches
Reveahhh, guy. So true.
everyone has sharting accidents
sounds like a hell of a shart.
Poop dick! Yes.
Your gonna need a ton of purell
Haha wouldnt doubt it with Ithaca broads
That happened to me too. I just used her shit and rubbed one out in her hair and left after cleaning it up with her pillow case I was using.
awkward shart-on-dick fetish time? :P
Girls poop? Or shart?
ya , 3:44, Americans could kick your ass
How do you not know what spooning is
Lmao @ 4:15. That's hilariously sick
the shit that sneaks out with said fart usually likes sprays out like when you open a soda that's been shaken because of all the pressure that has built up.
and i don't have a doubt that this is real. this is why we don't spoon naked while incapacitated.
but i dont think this is real
And what the fuck are you, 3:44, you fucking punk?
Dude how fake! Well, If it is true, you need to stop hanging out with girls like that lol.
you had to be anal fucking
I think the sad part was your first sentence 4:05
ewww that is so disgusting!
Sucks for you.
Obvs 1145 isn't getting any
lol... ive never had anal, and i almost did this, but i woke up just in time.. and no, it does not mean you have a loose asshole.. idiots.. its about how much you drink.
I haven't laughed so hard in a loooooooong time :) funny shit !!!
Dude that's fuckin nasty as fuck
holy shit (no pun intended)
^^ thats fucking gross....and poor guy...i should say poor girl tho..thats just wrong on so many levels
Im a girl who did almost shart on guy after a drunken night. i beleive this actually happened. you need to get out a live a little if you cant believe this one.
In soviet Russia, dick sharts you!
now u no y anal sex is wrong
im assuming allston scum
That's fucking disgusting.
I certainly would have made her clean it up with her tongue as punishment....
Then some anal, and continue cleaning.
fake. funny, but not real.
unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated
I would of made her lick it off
that is so gross
there needs to be a button for worst night ever. i hope you never talked to her again.
That's when u slit her throat and walk away....
That's disgusting. Nuff said
Umm i know people on here have sharted...you dont have to get anal to shart.
Shit happens man. Lol
What a shitty deal
Pun definitely intended!
That shit'll make you go soft.
Spooning = Cuddling
that was probably because of anal..............only thing that can cause that to happen
True love when you wipe for your girlfriend
8:51 you are a fucked up person.. dude shit like this happens all the time whether your fucking handicaped or not.. my brother is handicaped and can control his bowel movements.. so im pretty sure you have a loose ass hole from too much cock sex.. get over yourself.
if i had a dollar for every time that happened to me i would still be poor, thank god.
thats so gross she probly killd herself
That is fucking ga-ross.
dick whip that bitch
3:54 good one hahahahaha
May 29, 2009 6:46AM
I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A PUSSY
Oh god! Ew!
Hell yea poopy dick
That's fuckin gross
Think twice before you stick it in her ass again! hahaa
umm hello could've happened after some anal duh...
Dirty sanchez her man perfect opportunity!!
At least she didn't throw up on ur dick ............ Lucky basturd
Sounds very American...fucking pigs
Tell he it chocolate to give u a blow job!
Shart=fart with nasty poop
holy shit thats fucked up
I see alot of ppl sayn this was fake. Well tyr this one on for size. I was getn my girl in the chocolate star fish, i have bout an inch round, 10 gauge Prince Albert and pulled out a Cock Ring loooaded with duece putty!
I would of socked that bitch in the head!
Check the damn milk expiring date before you eat cereal
Nastyyyy. That sux man.
Atleast it wasn't on ur face. A shower sounds better than pink eye hahaa
Omg no freggin way grosssssss
fake fake fake... this never happened
Dammit unfortunately that made me horny. I'll be right back; I need to go to the bathroom.
In soviet Russia your dick sharts on her
Or just make her suck it clean.
Why don't you start sticking it where god intended
I guess that's one way to get ur brown wings ha I think I threw up a lil
she's a bad butt buddy :(
this seriously can't be true. and people seriously can't not know what sharting is
make her giv oral then
I hope you had,like,an empty water bottle to catch the shart and then you poured it in her mouth
Haha i like when my sharts especially in my mouth it feels natural...might film it call 1 girl 1 guy 1 Shart
hahahahahahahahah crying right now. so funny.
NOT REAL. this is soo fake omg
Too bad she didn't shart in ur face ! Hopefully next time she will take better aim
Who cares if its fakee ? Honestly ?
Its a big world + full of texters out theree .
i'm pretty sure its bound to happen, or already did . hence this textt .
She did that with me too, after the first time I buttfucked her.
Funny as f#ck
thats fucked up. hopefully you got her back...
@6:46 a.m. You literally just made me shit myself laughing. No joke, I'm on the toilet. Best comment ever.
totally believable! today i was sitting indian style on my chair with no pants, Farted, and felt my foot get alittle more than just air blown on it! True story just happened and it sucks. Oh and im a girl.
its plausible to shart definatley but the likeliness of it happening in your sleep is extremely slim. would make more sense if he had said she farted on his dick
Can you say dirty sanchez?
thats what you get for spooning...smash n dash man smash an dash!!!!
i dont care if its fake, if it is fake then this guy deserves some sort of award, maybe greatest person alive award, if its not fake then u have a dirty dirty weener
This was funny last month
Superman that hoe
Haha omg thts fucking gross
BWAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!
BadMitch will shit on a ho if he has to, www.badmitch.com
Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew ew ewwwww
This is discusting yet hilarious XD
In soviet Russia spoons shart on you.
Hope she didn't have aids
That would be a bad night
That's awesome I love when poop dick happens!!!
I know what shit is, but what is shart???
I had this, exgirlfriend let one right onto my cock, she pretended she was asleep, so did I
Awesome I did that before