dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
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shit happens.. as do sharts
Whoopsie had a poopsie! Hahaha
You, sir, are my hero.
people who say texts are fake...probaly never leave the house, let alone text anyone
fucked up shit happens all the time
hit the showers sport
I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A HORSE
Of horse you did...\n\nA whore did a horse\nA horse \nA horse\nAnd most people dont do \na horse\nof course\nUnless of course the whore's \ndone worse \nThen a horse she gave some head!
11:58- are you penning a manual, or similar, on the potential dangers of 'buttfucking'? Hmm, strange individual. Speaking of which, who classifies this as a 'good night'? Good night for who? The shitter, or the shittee?
That is probably the grossest thing I have ever heard. Goes to show you anal is no bueno right b4 bed.
just because its never happened to YOU doesnt mean it cant happen...
the anal ambassador strikes again^
who said good night?!??
I just legit laffd out loud at this.
i feel bad for this poor girl! i guess none of you have ever been butt fucked because then you would understand careful you have to be not to shart, it gets too loose after you ass fuck. this guy probably buttfucked her wheather she wanted to or not, and she sleep farted and her butt was to loose not to shart. not her fault. the guys should know that its kind of a risk. at least she didnt shit on him right after he pulled out. that happens to alot of people
eww i would slap a bitch.
If you engage in anal sex you should:\nA)Use the restroom beforehand\nB)Use an enema before engaging in anal sex\nC)Use the bathroom after engaging in anal sex
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!! WAH WAH WAH!!!!!
dudes I wanna come to that fuckin naked party but it depends how u roll and if ur really sexy...
I love sharting. I did it once at work and said, you know, fuck it, I'm walking around like this for the rest of the day. Sadly, I was also wearing beige pants.
Hahahahaha DIRTY BALLS!!!!!
she was on top of me and she sharted all over my nuts so I said what the fuck and she replied........you just fucked the shit out of me........no shit for real
What are you talking about? That's totally plausible. My girlfriend has sharted before. It happens to almost everyone at some point.
no it doesn't. lol.
but i agree it is plausible if he came in her ass and she didn't go to the toilet before falling asleep.
Why take the ass when there's a pussy RIGHT THERE?!
Imagine that tender moment when he broke the news to her? Uh, wake up... You just shit on me...
To 12.18: "Oh, love? Can I shart on you again so I can take a picture to put up on a texting website? Yeah, some kids think it's not possible.... Aw, thanks, you're the best!"
Dirty sanchez that bitch.
u ment: Dirty shartez
Regardless of whether this is real, it made me laugh....
watch out for the thunder-ocelots. they lurk on monday nights like this one.
why is it such a big deal if it did or didn't happen? it's f***ing funny. and it's probably the same person typing 'fake' over and over again anyway.....
I hope it turns you off to spooning forever.
People really shart?
Definitely not Revere.There're too many words spelled correctly.
seriously no anal sex for her.... her bumb hole is way tooooo loose
Im sorry I ate too many beans babe, Dont be mad at me I still love you I will give you head ok :)
what do you think she woulda done if she woke up first and was like ooooooooooh shitttttttt ummm ya i kinda shit on u
I guarantee this didn't actually happen.
^^fake or true?....tune in next week to find out
Sounds like your ass is tight 4:46...... lemme lemme do it. I've go wood ahora because of your super tight chamber.
i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl
ill bet you just described yourself.
Since when has spooning been included in porn? What, you watch cuddle porn or something?
That would really turn me on. I'd ask her to suck it off, then kiss me.
HAHAHAHA that kid who said it's some Allston douche HAS to be right! Either that or some sleeze bag from Reveahhhh.
i bet its NOT fake. My husband did it to me. Same exact sanerio. I should have used it against him 24 years ago. and Ran like hell. If it starts out as *being shit on* it somehow does NOT get better LOL
Oh good. So I am not the only who has been in this situation. Did it to my boyfriend (terrible stomach virus) and the next day he told me he loved go figure. And I was banned from sleepin naked when I didnt feel good.
That sux dude FYL lol
Why does everyone assume this is fake??? My husband farted on me *twice* last week while he slept -thank god he didn't shart though! Tards.
A shart is when you go to fart and some shit sneaks out with it.
ruining this site?
chill out man
Fuckin Foul!! No spooning anymore huh
When your girl or hooker sharts on you during a spoon, you lost the game.
Should have given her a little taste of her own medicine... dirty sanchez style!
Hilarious!!! Go back for seconds.
Oh god I hate when that happens
agreed with 6:58 people who think shit like this is fake HAVE NO LIVES. STOP READING TFLN AND GO GET DRUNK :)
Dear lord that's so hot. I'm fappin to that right now no kidding....
ive actually done this before to my ex...after that night anytime my stomach felt weird i had to sleep in whole butts :)
we never sent it out in a text though
I think the only people who said this was a good night were Chinese businesmen
i REALLY hope this is fake for the girls sake.
thats jus something you really cant live down lol
sounds like a hell of a shart.
"i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl"
Who the fuck spoons in porn dumbass?
plug the hole and this won't happen
Dude stick it in realy hard!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe you should have fucked her in the ass...
Top ten reasons not to have anal sex after eating Mexican...
Make her suck it off! Ewww....
She obviously needed a cork in there, and apparently you weren't helping her in that department. Serves you right.
Now I think a vengeful cleveland steamer is in order.
Lololo at least get her to suck it off! Dublin ca never goin down
You are so Fukin funny
awww thats fucked up.
Poop dick! Yes.
This has dirty sanchez written all over it!!! Haha or STM!!! Shart To Mouth wake up call lmao
lol let my girl do that to me once shes out the fucking bed and sleeping outside
hahahaha who woke up first?
alcohol makes anything a possibility, so i think i might believe this
Nobody likes a poopy penis
3:44 go fuck yourself. Pig.
sharting is shitting and farting at the same time so it's like diarhea fart. gross you made me explain it.
pic or it didn't happen.
You shoulda dick slaped her right after.
It's only fair
"fake. funny, but not real.
unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated"
I love fucking shut-in virgin idiots.
Gotta love those chili dogs
Now you know how it feels to have shit on your dick!!!!!!¡!!!!!
awkward shart-on-dick fetish time? :P
its these kinds of texts, which are clearly not real and made up for shock value, that are ruining this site.
the shit that sneaks out with said fart usually likes sprays out like when you open a soda that's been shaken because of all the pressure that has built up.
and i don't have a doubt that this is real. this is why we don't spoon naked while incapacitated.
rotflmao at the dude who said he fucked a horse
Fucking 115 people have said good night to this.
shit in that bitches mouth next time
umm, not like she did it on purpose?
Wat is spooning???
You dumb fucker . And u dumb cunt
Ick, that's nasty as all hell
I think the sad part was your first sentence 4:05
Did it stain the sheets?
3:44 you're a fucking pig.
Oh my god hahahahahahaha
lol... ive never had anal, and i almost did this, but i woke up just in time.. and no, it does not mean you have a loose asshole.. idiots.. its about how much you drink.
I'd love it...but I'm sick like that...so what??
How do you not know what spooning is
Wow clean that shi up
My waffles are broken
everyone has sharting accidents
LMFAO, honestly guys. live a little. so what if its fake, its fucking hllaaarious! and its not impossible either
If some bitch shits on my dick I'll make her suck it clean!
agreed with 10:39...why?
I am so tired of people saying something is fake.... who the hell cares??? If you think it, it can happen. I believe it and its f'ing hilarious. Well, for us.... maybe not her so much....
Lmao @ 4:15. That's hilariously sick
I haven't laughed so hard in a loooooooong time :) funny shit !!!
dumb question but does "sharted" mean same as pooped? so you are saying she pooped all over your dick?
Haha wouldnt doubt it with Ithaca broads
Your gonna need a ton of purell
Lmfao. You poor thing.
that is so gross
Sucks for you.
Bitches do funny shit when they are drunk sleepin...like shit my bed!!!
And what the fuck are you, 3:44, you fucking punk?
Dude how fake! Well, If it is true, you need to stop hanging out with girls like that lol.
LMAO @ 4:05PM....you stinky thing!!!
Reveahhh, guy. So true.
That happened to me too. I just used her shit and rubbed one out in her hair and left after cleaning it up with her pillow case I was using.
god that's awful
Dude that's fuckin nasty as fuck
you had to be anal fucking
hey bitches it could be ture. so the people who did dat fuck yall bitches
Girls poop? Or shart?
Ahaha, that is so gross:S
now u no y anal sex is wrong
Did it feel good
holy shit (no pun intended)
Shit happens man. Lol
im assuming allston scum
scoop that shit up and stuff it in her mouth
ya , 3:44, Americans could kick your ass
fake. funny, but not real.
unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated
Obvs 1145 isn't getting any
^^ thats fucking gross....and poor guy...i should say poor girl tho..thats just wrong on so many levels
ewww that is so disgusting!
U fucked the shit out of her
3:54 good one hahahahaha
there needs to be a button for worst night ever. i hope you never talked to her again.
Spooning = Cuddling
but i dont think this is real
That's when u slit her throat and walk away....
I certainly would have made her clean it up with her tongue as punishment....
Then some anal, and continue cleaning.
if i had a dollar for every time that happened to me i would still be poor, thank god.
That shit'll make you go soft.
True love when you wipe for your girlfriend
Umm i know people on here have sharted...you dont have to get anal to shart.
thats so gross she probly killd herself
That's fucking disgusting.
holy shit thats fucked up
People pay good money for that in Germany! LOL
Shart=fart with nasty poop
dick whip that bitch
omg. i think i just threw up in my mouth.
that was probably because of anal..............only thing that can cause that to happen
I would of made her lick it off
umm hello could've happened after some anal duh...
That's disgusting. Nuff said
Oh god! Ew!
Sounds very American...fucking pigs
fake fake fake... this never happened
Check the damn milk expiring date before you eat cereal
Hell yea poopy dick
Dammit unfortunately that made me horny. I'll be right back; I need to go to the bathroom.
8:51 you are a fucked up person.. dude shit like this happens all the time whether your fucking handicaped or not.. my brother is handicaped and can control his bowel movements.. so im pretty sure you have a loose ass hole from too much cock sex.. get over yourself.
What a shitty deal
Pun definitely intended!
That is fucking ga-ross.
this seriously can't be true. and people seriously can't not know what sharting is
May 29, 2009 6:46AM
I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A PUSSY
I would of socked that bitch in the head!
Im a girl who did almost shart on guy after a drunken night. i beleive this actually happened. you need to get out a live a little if you cant believe this one.
NOT REAL. this is soo fake omg
At least she didn't throw up on ur dick ............ Lucky basturd
I guess that's one way to get ur brown wings ha I think I threw up a lil
I see alot of ppl sayn this was fake. Well tyr this one on for size. I was getn my girl in the chocolate star fish, i have bout an inch round, 10 gauge Prince Albert and pulled out a Cock Ring loooaded with duece putty!
i dont care if its fake, if it is fake then this guy deserves some sort of award, maybe greatest person alive award, if its not fake then u have a dirty dirty weener
Think twice before you stick it in her ass again! hahaa
Nastyyyy. That sux man.
In soviet Russia, dick sharts you!
She did that with me too, after the first time I buttfucked her.
Atleast it wasn't on ur face. A shower sounds better than pink eye hahaa
make her giv oral then
Why don't you start sticking it where god intended
That's fuckin gross
its plausible to shart definatley but the likeliness of it happening in your sleep is extremely slim. would make more sense if he had said she farted on his dick
Tell he it chocolate to give u a blow job!
Dirty sanchez her man perfect opportunity!!
totally believable! today i was sitting indian style on my chair with no pants, Farted, and felt my foot get alittle more than just air blown on it! True story just happened and it sucks. Oh and im a girl.
Haha omg thts fucking gross
Or just make her suck it clean.
Who cares if its fakee ? Honestly ?
Its a big world + full of texters out theree .
i'm pretty sure its bound to happen, or already did . hence this textt .
she's a bad butt buddy :(
Omg no freggin way grosssssss
Too bad she didn't shart in ur face ! Hopefully next time she will take better aim
Haha i like when my sharts especially in my mouth it feels natural...might film it call 1 girl 1 guy 1 Shart
I hope you had,like,an empty water bottle to catch the shart and then you poured it in her mouth
thats fucked up. hopefully you got her back...
Can you say dirty sanchez?
In soviet Russia your dick sharts on her
hahahahahahahahah crying right now. so funny.
@6:46 a.m. You literally just made me shit myself laughing. No joke, I'm on the toilet. Best comment ever.
This was funny last month
BadMitch will shit on a ho if he has to, www.badmitch.com
thats what you get for spooning...smash n dash man smash an dash!!!!
Funny as f#ck
Superman that hoe
This is discusting yet hilarious XD
BWAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!
Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew ew ewwwww
In soviet Russia spoons shart on you.
That's awesome I love when poop dick happens!!!
I know what shit is, but what is shart???
That would be a bad night
Hope she didn't have aids
Awesome I did that before
I had this, exgirlfriend let one right onto my cock, she pretended she was asleep, so did I