I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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hahah, someone need a diper?
So annoying the people that claim they posted these texts!! Anonymously at that! No one gives a fukc you little shite!!
he didn't think to do anything but what he did. alcohol will make you go on adventures that aren't needed. (I sent this text in) Totally true, totally hilarious..just picture someone in the middle of the lake trying to drown their underwear. He waited until the middle of the night because he was embarrased he SHAT himself.
"shat" would be the correct past tense of "shit"
1:25, the theory of TFLN is that people submit texts they RECEIVE, not SEND. Therefore, the texter went through a lot of trouble to cover it up, but the one friend they chose to share their secret with thought it would be better shared with the world.
who would go out in the middle of the night to do that shit.. who?!
I laughed so hard about this that I nearly choked on a Muncho.
Hahaha this is so granger and I live in one of these neighborhoods so yeeeah definitely not fake hahaha
Why would you wait until the middle of the night?
4:44, someone need a spell check?
what the heck is your underwear made out of that makes it float??
How many times have I reached the same conclusion?
aaaaaaaahahaha I thought this was hilarious
LMFAO never laughed at a tfln so hard :p
If you were in the woods you could have just buried them, that seems easier. Or used the lake to just wash them out and stow them till you could get rid of them properly if that's what you wanted to do instead of going on mission impossible in the middle of the night.
it's funny. probably funnier if you're there though
TFLN is severely disappointing me. Maybe one out of every ten I read actually deserve to be on here :(
right.... that would be ideal
how do you shit yourself? where you fingering your ass
So you went through all that to cover it up.. and then u post it online?
hahahahaha this is the first one in a long time to make me crack up.
@12:37--I'd love to get that ratio, For me, it's like 2 in every 45.
if you know anything about 574 you know that this shit is totally plausible. EVERYONE has a paddle boat.
I liked this one though.
Do you need to use the word accidently? Hopefully that's just implied.