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(773): View more from Illinois

I think I sprained my soul last night

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why do you think it's a no-pants party?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.

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(845): View more from New York

you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god

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(301): View more from Maryland

I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..

(1-330): View more from Ohio

that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.

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(816): View more from Missouri

We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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