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  • Yes it is. By the same token, is it too much to ask for a girl to not be fucking crazy

    Submitted by atlfan91 on Dec 21, 11 at 2:50pm
    • Yeah, the next girl I meet that's not crazy will be the first one.

      Submitted by Kar98 on Dec 21, 11 at 3:01pm
      • You boys have your moment too... A date told me he wanted to disembowel his ex gf's dog and leave it strewn across her car to find in the morning.

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 3:59pm
        • No, that's literally crazy

          Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 4:12pm
          • Ya think!?!

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 5:17pm
            • Was his name John Wayne Gacy?

              Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 5:24pm
              • gacy liked boys

                Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 21, 11 at 5:39pm
                • You wouldn't say that to his face

                  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 5:57pm
                  • I can top that: one date told me he was a serial killer and I was his next victim. Guys can be nuts, too. I can write a book on my crazy dates.

                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 21, 11 at 9:25pm
                    • who here thinks nunubeast & luvboo should hook up?? *raises hand*

                      Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 1:24am
                      • who says we haven't XD

                        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 2:02am
                        • if u have...I'm guessing the sexual chemistry woulda kept u guys off the radar for a while...

                          Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 2:34am
                • dude wtf with luvy? she annoys the shit out of us and obvi wants you...so dear god either fuck her or shut her yo

                  Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 1:53am
                  • LMFAO!!!!! The sexual tension cracks me up!!!

                    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:06am
                    • Why the hell am I picked on? Do I annoy you, too? LOL

                      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:09am
                      • Oh Luv, I mean you no harm. I just love the sexual banter between you and Nunu. Oh, btw where did 317 go? I thought for sure you'd heve a threesome...

                        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:18am
                        • What banter?! I'm just commenting on posts! I don't respond to Nunu so why is this fucktard starting shit? I have every right to comment on here. Jesus. And I have no idea where she went.

                          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:23am
                  • Really, I annoy people? I think I only annoy you, you douchebag. Who else do I annoy, I'd like to know? Go fuck yourself and stop bothering about me.

                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:08am
                  • FUCK OFF loser. I have every right to post on here don't like it, tough shit!

                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:11am
                    • Easy girl... They're just trying to get a rise out of you. Just shrug it off; it's not the end of the world.

                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:20am
  • Yes. Yes, it is too much to ask. What you want is a butch girlfriend.

    Submitted by Kar98 on Dec 21, 11 at 3:00pm
  • Pshhhhh all I want is a tall guy (southern accent preferred) lmao cats are creepy…

    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 22, 11 at 1:19am
  • Why wouldn't she take care of her own shit? Honey, get an IUD. Some are good for 10 years and you can always change your mind about kids.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 3:26pm
  • I'd rather get a vasectomy than a cat.

    Submitted by Topher_85 on Dec 22, 11 at 2:46am
  • Yes it is.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 11 at 4:32pm
  • Hell, I'm game. Lets do this thing..

    Submitted by Dankeshane1971 on Dec 21, 11 at 3:01pm
  • I am 31 and like cats and had a vasectomy. Lol. No kids either

    Submitted by reedy80 on Dec 21, 11 at 2:49pm
  • No dear, what you're looking for LOOKS like a man, but actually has a vagina.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Dec 21, 11 at 10:07pm
  • Should be easy. They'll say they like cats to get to the pussy and they'll get snipped from fear of reproducing with a cat lady.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 21, 11 at 6:43pm
  • Yes, cats suck. Almost as much as their owners

    Submitted by melonhead99 on Dec 21, 11 at 7:40pm
  • I'm a cat girl, my bf is allergic to cats. I never want childeren, but everytime we talk about our future his perfect world includes two little boys from a "southern girl......." which means me. Grrr.

    Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Dec 22, 11 at 11:50am
  • Get your tubes tied bitch, I want to have the next Tom Brady at some point. Or just adopt an African boy

    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 2:56pm
    • you do know that a vasectomy is reversible right?

      Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 22, 11 at 12:13am
      • your chances of having a kid after a vasectomy reversal are about 50%

        Submitted by bballbob42 on Dec 22, 11 at 1:44am
  • No, it isn't. Cats are wonderful and I hate children.\nOn the other hand I'm taken so I guess that doesn't help.

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 21, 11 at 6:26pm
  • IUD's only last five years, tying her tubes is permanent. Vasectomies are happy mediums.\n\nGuys are just afraid of someone messing around with their dicks, and think women should be solely responsible for birth control.

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Dec 22, 11 at 12:54am
    • A vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens. If the doctor is messing around with the dick, he's doing it wrong.

      Submitted by bballbob42 on Dec 22, 11 at 1:49am
    • Paraguard is a brand that last 10 years and has no hormonal side effects... Do your research.

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:08am
  • Look, just use condoms like everybody else. I like cats, but they are sneaky, and have been known to claw at swinging balls.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 22, 11 at 1:58pm
  • Hey, I am your man.

    Submitted by neocow on Dec 21, 11 at 5:57pm
  • That's me!

    Submitted by OhSnapJD on Dec 26, 11 at 12:09am
  • I used to like cats, then I took a dildo to my butthole

    Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 9:47pm
  • I am down!!!

    Submitted by alfonsomartinez on Dec 22, 11 at 1:10am
  • Omg. Luvy....find nunu (prob sitting in a suburb basement somewhere) and make babies. k? bc honestly, everyone can tell u guys have some weird deal on tfln..

    Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 1:42am
  • So basically, you want a girlfriend with a penis.

    Submitted by harbqll on Dec 22, 11 at 8:57pm
  • Haha this lala chick has issues.

    Submitted by alegirl on Dec 22, 11 at 10:15am
  • Uh yes, yes it is.

    Submitted by ledzec on Dec 22, 11 at 10:19am
  • Sorry-I found him

    Submitted by OrNj on Jan 3, 12 at 1:21am
  • Yes, it is

    Submitted by JSteaze on Dec 21, 11 at 8:31pm
  • I happen to have one of those! I'll let you have him!

    Submitted by pia_smith on Dec 22, 11 at 1:07am
  • Best. Post. Ever.

    Submitted by tracilynne40 on May 23, 13 at 5:50am
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 21, 11 at 2:49pm