I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Yes it is. By the same token, is it too much to ask for a girl to not be fucking crazy
Yeah, the next girl I meet that's not crazy will be the first one.
You boys have your moment too... A date told me he wanted to disembowel his ex gf's dog and leave it strewn across her car to find in the morning.
No, that's literally crazy
Was his name John Wayne Gacy?
gacy liked boys
You wouldn't say that to his face
I can top that: one date told me he was a serial killer and I was his next victim. Guys can be nuts, too. I can write a book on my crazy dates.
who here thinks nunubeast & luvboo should hook up?? *raises hand*
who says we haven't XD
if u have...I'm guessing the sexual chemistry woulda kept u guys off the radar for a while...
dude wtf with luvy? she annoys the shit out of us and obvi wants you...so dear god either fuck her or shut her yo
LMFAO!!!!! The sexual tension cracks me up!!!
Why the hell am I picked on? Do I annoy you, too? LOL
Oh Luv, I mean you no harm. I just love the sexual banter between you and Nunu. Oh, btw where did 317 go? I thought for sure you'd heve a threesome...
What banter?! I'm just commenting on posts! I don't respond to Nunu so why is this fucktard starting shit? I have every right to comment on here. Jesus. And I have no idea where she went.
Sweetheart, email me email@example.com
you need a massage to relax ;)
Really, I annoy people? I think I only annoy you, you douchebag. Who else do I annoy, I'd like to know? Go fuck yourself and stop bothering about me.
FUCK OFF loser. I have every right to post on here don't like it, tough shit!
Easy girl... They're just trying to get a rise out of you. Just shrug it off; it's not the end of the world.
Yes. Yes, it is too much to ask. What you want is a butch girlfriend.
Pshhhhh all I want is a tall guy (southern accent preferred) lmao cats are creepy…
Why wouldn't she take care of her own shit? Honey, get an IUD. Some are good for 10 years and you can always change your mind about kids.
bitch needs a IED
*slow clap* Well played
I'd rather get a vasectomy than a cat.
Yes it is.
Hell, I'm game. Lets do this thing..
I am 31 and like cats and had a vasectomy. Lol. No kids either
no wonder your single....
How can a man have a vasectomy and be single?
If they like cats. I'm guessing though, I didn't know there was such a thing
Should be easy. They'll say they like cats to get to the pussy and they'll get snipped from fear of reproducing with a cat lady.
No dear, what you're looking for LOOKS like a man, but actually has a vagina.
Yes, cats suck. Almost as much as their owners
I'm a cat girl, my bf is allergic to cats. I never want childeren, but everytime we talk about our future his perfect world includes two little boys from a "southern girl......." which means me. Grrr.
Get your tubes tied bitch, I want to have the next Tom Brady at some point. Or just adopt an African boy
you do know that a vasectomy is reversible right?
your chances of having a kid after a vasectomy reversal are about 50%
Hey, I am your man.
Look, just use condoms like everybody else. I like cats, but they are sneaky, and have been known to claw at swinging balls.
IUD's only last five years, tying her tubes is permanent. Vasectomies are happy mediums.\n\nGuys are just afraid of someone messing around with their dicks, and think women should be solely responsible for birth control.
A vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens. If the doctor is messing around with the dick, he's doing it wrong.
Paraguard is a brand that last 10 years and has no hormonal side effects... Do your research.
No, it isn't. Cats are wonderful and I hate children.\nOn the other hand I'm taken so I guess that doesn't help.
Omg. Luvy....find nunu (prob sitting in a suburb basement somewhere) and make babies. k? bc honestly, everyone can tell u guys have some weird deal on tfln..
I am down!!!
So basically, you want a girlfriend with a penis.
I used to like cats, then I took a dildo to my butthole
Haha this lala chick has issues.
Uh yes, yes it is.
Sorry-I found him
I happen to have one of those! I'll let you have him!
Yes, it is
Best. Post. Ever.