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  • Submitted by atlfan91 on Dec 21, 11 at 2:50pm

    Yes it is. By the same token, is it too much to ask for a girl to not be fucking crazy

    • 69 51
      Submitted by Kar98 on Dec 21, 11 at 3:01pm

      Yeah, the next girl I meet that's not crazy will be the first one.

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 3:59pm

        You boys have your moment too... A date told me he wanted to disembowel his ex gf's dog and leave it strewn across her car to find in the morning.

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          Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 4:12pm

          No, that's literally crazy

          • 40 52
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 5:17pm

            Ya think!?!

            • 42 48
              Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 5:24pm

              Was his name John Wayne Gacy?

              • 53 44
                Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 21, 11 at 5:39pm

                gacy liked boys

                • 62 45
                  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 5:57pm

                  You wouldn't say that to his face

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                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 21, 11 at 9:25pm

                    I can top that: one date told me he was a serial killer and I was his next victim. Guys can be nuts, too. I can write a book on my crazy dates.

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                      Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 1:24am

                      who here thinks nunubeast & luvboo should hook up?? *raises hand*

                      • 48 46
                        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 2:02am

                        who says we haven't XD

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                          Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 2:34am

                          if u have...I'm guessing the sexual chemistry woulda kept u guys off the radar for a while...

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                  Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 1:53am

                  dude wtf with luvy? she annoys the shit out of us and obvi wants you...so dear god either fuck her or shut her yo

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                    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:06am

                    LMFAO!!!!! The sexual tension cracks me up!!!

                    • 40 48
                      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:09am

                      Why the hell am I picked on? Do I annoy you, too? LOL

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                        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:18am

                        Oh Luv, I mean you no harm. I just love the sexual banter between you and Nunu. Oh, btw where did 317 go? I thought for sure you'd heve a threesome...

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                          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:23am

                          What banter?! I'm just commenting on posts! I don't respond to Nunu so why is this fucktard starting shit? I have every right to comment on here. Jesus. And I have no idea where she went.

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                            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:33am

                            Sweetheart, email me h.hedonistic@att.net

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                              Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 22, 11 at 11:07am

                              hmmm.. wow.

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                            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 4:07am

                            you need a massage to relax ;)

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                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:08am

                    Really, I annoy people? I think I only annoy you, you douchebag. Who else do I annoy, I'd like to know? Go fuck yourself and stop bothering about me.

                  • 43 67
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:11am

                    FUCK OFF loser. I have every right to post on here don't like it, tough shit!

                    • 54 47
                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:20am

                      Easy girl... They're just trying to get a rise out of you. Just shrug it off; it's not the end of the world.

  • Submitted by Kar98 on Dec 21, 11 at 3:00pm

    Yes. Yes, it is too much to ask. What you want is a butch girlfriend.

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    Submitted by Dankeshane1971 on Dec 21, 11 at 3:01pm

    Hell, I'm game. Lets do this thing..

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 21, 11 at 3:26pm

    Why wouldn't she take care of her own shit? Honey, get an IUD. Some are good for 10 years and you can always change your mind about kids.

    • 63 49
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 21, 11 at 5:40pm

      bitch needs a IED

      • 37 40
        Submitted by MaxPatlick on Mar 9, 12 at 8:41pm

        *slow clap* Well played

  • 74 52
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 11 at 4:32pm

    Yes it is.

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    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 22, 11 at 1:19am

    Pshhhhh all I want is a tall guy (southern accent preferred) lmao cats are creepy…

  • 68 51
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 21, 11 at 6:43pm

    Should be easy. They'll say they like cats to get to the pussy and they'll get snipped from fear of reproducing with a cat lady.

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Dec 21, 11 at 10:07pm

    No dear, what you're looking for LOOKS like a man, but actually has a vagina.

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Topher_85 on Dec 22, 11 at 2:46am

    I'd rather get a vasectomy than a cat.

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    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Dec 22, 11 at 12:54am

    IUD's only last five years, tying her tubes is permanent. Vasectomies are happy mediums.\n\nGuys are just afraid of someone messing around with their dicks, and think women should be solely responsible for birth control.

    • 47 55
      Submitted by bballbob42 on Dec 22, 11 at 1:49am

      A vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens. If the doctor is messing around with the dick, he's doing it wrong.

    • 37 57
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 3:08am

      Paraguard is a brand that last 10 years and has no hormonal side effects... Do your research.

  • 75 84
    Submitted by reedy80 on Dec 21, 11 at 2:49pm

    I am 31 and like cats and had a vasectomy. Lol. No kids either

    • 37 51
      Submitted by cardtitan on Dec 21, 11 at 5:29pm

      no wonder your single....

      • 42 57
        Submitted by neocow on Dec 21, 11 at 5:59pm

        How can a man have a vasectomy and be single?

        • 46 50
          Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 6:52pm

          If they like cats. I'm guessing though, I didn't know there was such a thing

        • 45 44
          Submitted by bballbob42 on Dec 22, 11 at 1:42am

          why not?

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 2:56pm

    Get your tubes tied bitch, I want to have the next Tom Brady at some point. Or just adopt an African boy

    • 50 43
      Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 22, 11 at 12:13am

      you do know that a vasectomy is reversible right?

      • 46 47
        Submitted by bballbob42 on Dec 22, 11 at 1:44am

        your chances of having a kid after a vasectomy reversal are about 50%

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    Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Dec 22, 11 at 11:50am

    I'm a cat girl, my bf is allergic to cats. I never want childeren, but everytime we talk about our future his perfect world includes two little boys from a "southern girl......." which means me. Grrr.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by alegirl on Dec 22, 11 at 10:15am

    Haha this lala chick has issues.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by pia_smith on Dec 22, 11 at 1:07am

    I happen to have one of those! I'll let you have him!

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    Submitted by lalalindz on Dec 22, 11 at 1:42am

    Omg. Luvy....find nunu (prob sitting in a suburb basement somewhere) and make babies. k? bc honestly, everyone can tell u guys have some weird deal on tfln..

  • 60 66
    Submitted by neocow on Dec 21, 11 at 5:57pm

    Hey, I am your man.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 9:47pm

    I used to like cats, then I took a dildo to my butthole

  • 55 61
    Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 21, 11 at 6:26pm

    No, it isn't. Cats are wonderful and I hate children.\nOn the other hand I'm taken so I guess that doesn't help.

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 22, 11 at 1:58pm

    Look, just use condoms like everybody else. I like cats, but they are sneaky, and have been known to claw at swinging balls.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by alfonsomartinez on Dec 22, 11 at 1:10am

    I am down!!!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by melonhead99 on Dec 21, 11 at 7:40pm

    Yes, cats suck. Almost as much as their owners

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    Submitted by OhSnapJD on Dec 26, 11 at 12:09am

    That's me!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by ledzec on Dec 22, 11 at 10:19am

    Uh yes, yes it is.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by harbqll on Dec 22, 11 at 8:57pm

    So basically, you want a girlfriend with a penis.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by OrNj on Jan 3, 12 at 1:21am

    Sorry-I found him

  • 45 65
    Submitted by JSteaze on Dec 21, 11 at 8:31pm

    Yes, it is

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    Submitted by tracilynne40 on May 23, 13 at 5:50am

    Best. Post. Ever.

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 21, 11 at 2:49pm

    Eighty Eight