I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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That's how rick scott knows it's time to do his laundry, too!
Same wit ma crack pipe
Worst hiding spot ever...
she'll hide it better...later..
I just keep mine tucked under my mattress
How timeless and gender neutral is it to violate a sock for the sake of masturbation. Interesting.
I accidentally voted negatively while trying to comment how funny that was. But, this is my happy time of day when I sit and laugh for a while. Not coordination time. :)
I want said8ED to be my human vibrator.
Mjeezy! Lmao well said!
BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ! yeah! Fired!