Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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Can we take a moment and consider the possibility that this poor man may be going through with a sex change operation the next day?
"Hey babe don't get mad. I fucked her brains out the day BEFORE I proposed to you." etched on his tombstone.
Talk about a good way to make him second guess that decision to become official
but what is going to happen to his penis....
And why are you not marrying this girl?
because shes a whore?
Whores get paid..... she's a free :)
What comes around goes around.
your irrelevant comment has been noted :)
What goes around is all around
This so had to be two dudes and one is becoming a woman... Why else would someone have a going away party for a penis!?
Sluts, making dreams come true. God bless all of them.
agree...one hundred percent
Official could mean being an official couple, not necessarily married
that is hot.
Strong island baby
Guessing he's becoming a monk or pastor or something
way to be classy
Who r you
inb4Taipan screaming about having morals. \n\nPower to the horny women of the world!
The exclamation point at the end of your statement indicates that you're the one screaming. Yes, power to the horny women of the world; horny doesn't have to equal slutty. The text sounds like this guy has been sleeping with this chick while seeing another woman, and thinks it's ok because they're "not official." He's a jerk and she's no better.
Fucking two chicks at the same time doesn't make you a jerk, unless you have lied about it. It's just like a woman to think that once she gives up the pussy the guy is locked in a relationship, or is cheating if he fucks someone else.
i totally agree with ^^ that dude, women are SO retarded sometimes, sex is sex, damn. and i am a woman... lol. and still REALLY curious as to where his penis is going... who ever posted this text needs to tell me...