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  • Can we take a moment and consider the possibility that this poor man may be going through with a sex change operation the next day?

    Submitted by matt530 on Feb 27, 11 at 11:21pm
  • "Hey babe don't get mad. I fucked her brains out the day BEFORE I proposed to you." etched on his tombstone.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 27, 11 at 5:48pm
  • Talk about a good way to make him second guess that decision to become official

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 27, 11 at 6:23pm
  • but what is going to happen to his penis....

    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Feb 27, 11 at 5:38pm
  • And why are you not marrying this girl?

    Submitted by cfreymaec on Feb 27, 11 at 5:53pm
  • that is hot.

    Submitted by ZUMassSlamherst on Feb 27, 11 at 5:23pm
  • This so had to be two dudes and one is becoming a woman... Why else would someone have a going away party for a penis!?

    Submitted by TheHotMom on Feb 28, 11 at 1:59am
  • Sluts, making dreams come true. God bless all of them.

    Submitted by BondDaddy on Feb 27, 11 at 7:05pm
  • Official could mean being an official couple, not necessarily married

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Feb 28, 11 at 8:17am
  • Strong island baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 11 at 4:38pm
  • Guessing he's becoming a monk or pastor or something

    Submitted by valekseye on Feb 28, 11 at 11:59pm
  • Who r you

    Submitted by Shamrocks on Feb 27, 11 at 5:05pm
  • way to be classy

    Submitted by wtfisgoinon on Feb 27, 11 at 7:46pm
  • inb4Taipan screaming about having morals. \n\nPower to the horny women of the world!

    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 28, 11 at 2:20am
    • The exclamation point at the end of your statement indicates that you're the one screaming. Yes, power to the horny women of the world; horny doesn't have to equal slutty. The text sounds like this guy has been sleeping with this chick while seeing another woman, and thinks it's ok because they're "not official." He's a jerk and she's no better.

      Submitted by Taipan on Feb 28, 11 at 12:17pm
      • Fucking two chicks at the same time doesn't make you a jerk, unless you have lied about it. It's just like a woman to think that once she gives up the pussy the guy is locked in a relationship, or is cheating if he fucks someone else.

        Submitted by lorax84 on Mar 1, 11 at 4:37pm
        • i totally agree with ^^ that dude, women are SO retarded sometimes, sex is sex, damn. and i am a woman... lol. and still REALLY curious as to where his penis is going... who ever posted this text needs to tell me...

          Submitted by mj007 on Mar 2, 11 at 1:31am