So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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God I don't know why I but I realized I wanna stab the "you're" guy and the "good with vinegar" guy. And no, I will not aknowledge you by your stupid name. Thank you. :l
i agree 11:17 stab n twist the fukn knife
holy fuck......fuckin stop! r u 12? seriously my god! this shit makes me wanna scream....its not clever its not funny or cute its mother fuckin retarded....so please just fuckin stop damn
Dallas is full of whores. :l
11:55 - Actually, it's lemonADE. So, they had a valid question since 'lemonaid' doesn't exist.
haha ily you're guy.
Your mom is full of jizzzzz
This is definatley Dallas for ya.
That's how we roll in Dallas! Rockstar lifestyle!
I just ate lunch with this slut!
did daddy bone you when he saw the free pass?
its from Texas. Of course. Gotta love it.
Well that just sounds like an awkward conversation waiting to happen.
Your face is mine :D
haha this is hilarious :) shitty.. but hilarious
Medically speaking, your mother should gave swallowed you when she had the chance, you douche.
11:33 they've been waiting on someone else besides me to feed them words
11:48 run while you still can
My mom found my plan B in my car too. And a trunk full of mikes hard lemonaid, I feel for you.
You're about fetus's
Man, I love my roommate...
Youre your dad. Bitch.
I ate this slut for lunch
10:51, medically, it's not a fetus at the time that plan B would be effective. It's not even an embryo. It's sperm and an egg- all plan B does is prevent fertilization.
@"red": the word fetus existed before abortion was a mainstream thing.
Your face is ruining this for everyone.
ahhhhhh you finally got one posted lauren!!! yay!!! and its to mee!!! we keep it classy here in ole texas.... so do something with your life girl.
You're waiting to happen
You're the fukn knife
Hahaha that one made me laugh
My cunt is so wet right now!!
Lame. But fun, do it to mine :D
Hahaha typical Plano.
Haha ily you're guy.
oh shut up about fetus's
You're mom is fucking delicious with syrup
something you'll never see
Keep it classy, Dallas. <3
You're a thumbs down
foetus is a proper spelling in europe...
I ate you for lunchp
you're delicious with vinegar
you're ruining this for everyone
You're good with vinegar.
can't say i don't agree with that.
if there's enough beer then don't worry, you won't need the plan B.. that foetus will abort itself.
do something with your life you fuckin whore
Stay classy, Dallas/Forth Worth.
you're full of vinegar
you are not the one i wont to copy my words, wheres the you're guy?
You're a drink made of lemon
You're Just like James Bind!!!
Your face is full of jizzzzz
Have not gave, medically speaking
You're ruining this for everyone
micropenis to the rescue
Playoffs?!? We can't even win a game... Playoffs?!?
You're full of whores
How do you give that a thumbs down
Way to go Dallas fort worthless
11:55 is a one upper and a kid
hey, lauren and michell....fuck off. this was a text between myself and a friend, not you. nice try though.
Dfw keepin' it classy
Your face is James Bind.
you're full of jizzzzz
You're good with sugar
megapenis!? what the fuck is dallas! thats not even real!
and i saw something about mikes hard lemonade, HAHA. seriously what are you 12?
Fetus* and it's a baby. Not a fetus. What a horrible word. People call unborn babies that to make themselves feel better about murdering their own child. It de-humanizes it.
Whoreaholic Buy Now it's what Vince used to Fu*k and beat his hookers!!!
omg - this whole thread is funnier than the original post, which, I am sure was really good with vinegar. i honestly laughed my ASS off and couldn't breathe by halfway down the page.