So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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God I don't know why I but I realized I wanna stab the "you're" guy and the "good with vinegar" guy. And no, I will not aknowledge you by your stupid name. Thank you. :l
holy fuck......fuckin stop! r u 12? seriously my god! this shit makes me wanna scream....its not clever its not funny or cute its mother fuckin retarded....so please just fuckin stop damn
i agree 11:17 stab n twist the fukn knife
Dallas is full of whores. :l
I just ate lunch with this slut!
11:55 - Actually, it's lemonADE. So, they had a valid question since 'lemonaid' doesn't exist.
haha ily you're guy.
This is definatley Dallas for ya.
That's how we roll in Dallas! Rockstar lifestyle!
did daddy bone you when he saw the free pass?
Well that just sounds like an awkward conversation waiting to happen.
Your mom is full of jizzzzz
Your face is mine :D
its from Texas. Of course. Gotta love it.
11:33 they've been waiting on someone else besides me to feed them words
Medically speaking, your mother should gave swallowed you when she had the chance, you douche.
haha this is hilarious :) shitty.. but hilarious
You're about fetus's
11:48 run while you still can
Man, I love my roommate...
10:51, medically, it's not a fetus at the time that plan B would be effective. It's not even an embryo. It's sperm and an egg- all plan B does is prevent fertilization.
My mom found my plan B in my car too. And a trunk full of mikes hard lemonaid, I feel for you.
I ate this slut for lunch
Hahaha typical Plano.
@"red": the word fetus existed before abortion was a mainstream thing.
You're the fukn knife
Youre your dad. Bitch.
My cunt is so wet right now!!
Lame. But fun, do it to mine :D
Keep it classy, Dallas. <3
ahhhhhh you finally got one posted lauren!!! yay!!! and its to mee!!! we keep it classy here in ole texas.... so do something with your life girl.
You're waiting to happen
Hahaha that one made me laugh
Your face is ruining this for everyone.
oh shut up about fetus's
something you'll never see
Haha ily you're guy.
You're mom is fucking delicious with syrup
You're a thumbs down
foetus is a proper spelling in europe...
I ate you for lunchp
you're delicious with vinegar
can't say i don't agree with that.
you are not the one i wont to copy my words, wheres the you're guy?
you're ruining this for everyone
you're full of vinegar
do something with your life you fuckin whore
if there's enough beer then don't worry, you won't need the plan B.. that foetus will abort itself.
Have not gave, medically speaking
You're good with vinegar.
Stay classy, Dallas/Forth Worth.
micropenis to the rescue
You're ruining this for everyone
Your face is full of jizzzzz
You're Just like James Bind!!!
megapenis!? what the fuck is dallas! thats not even real!
and i saw something about mikes hard lemonade, HAHA. seriously what are you 12?
You're a drink made of lemon
Playoffs?!? We can't even win a game... Playoffs?!?
You're full of whores
11:55 is a one upper and a kid
How do you give that a thumbs down
hey, lauren and michell....fuck off. this was a text between myself and a friend, not you. nice try though.
Way to go Dallas fort worthless
Whoreaholic Buy Now it's what Vince used to Fu*k and beat his hookers!!!
Your face is James Bind.
You're good with sugar
Dfw keepin' it classy
Fetus* and it's a baby. Not a fetus. What a horrible word. People call unborn babies that to make themselves feel better about murdering their own child. It de-humanizes it.
you're full of jizzzzz
omg - this whole thread is funnier than the original post, which, I am sure was really good with vinegar. i honestly laughed my ASS off and couldn't breathe by halfway down the page.