So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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God I don't know why I but I realized I wanna stab the "you're" guy and the "good with vinegar" guy. And no, I will not aknowledge you by your stupid name. Thank you. :l
i agree 11:17 stab n twist the fukn knife
holy fuck......fuckin stop! r u 12? seriously my god! this shit makes me wanna scream....its not clever its not funny or cute its mother fuckin retarded....so please just fuckin stop damn
Dallas is full of whores. :l
11:55 - Actually, it's lemonADE. So, they had a valid question since 'lemonaid' doesn't exist.
I just ate lunch with this slut!
haha ily you're guy.
This is definatley Dallas for ya.
Your mom is full of jizzzzz
That's how we roll in Dallas! Rockstar lifestyle!
did daddy bone you when he saw the free pass?
Well that just sounds like an awkward conversation waiting to happen.
Your face is mine :D
its from Texas. Of course. Gotta love it.
11:33 they've been waiting on someone else besides me to feed them words
haha this is hilarious :) shitty.. but hilarious
Medically speaking, your mother should gave swallowed you when she had the chance, you douche.
Man, I love my roommate...
I ate this slut for lunch
11:48 run while you still can
My mom found my plan B in my car too. And a trunk full of mikes hard lemonaid, I feel for you.
You're about fetus's
10:51, medically, it's not a fetus at the time that plan B would be effective. It's not even an embryo. It's sperm and an egg- all plan B does is prevent fertilization.
Youre your dad. Bitch.
You're the fukn knife
@"red": the word fetus existed before abortion was a mainstream thing.
My cunt is so wet right now!!
Lame. But fun, do it to mine :D
You're waiting to happen
Hahaha that one made me laugh
Your face is ruining this for everyone.
oh shut up about fetus's
ahhhhhh you finally got one posted lauren!!! yay!!! and its to mee!!! we keep it classy here in ole texas.... so do something with your life girl.
Haha ily you're guy.
Hahaha typical Plano.
You're mom is fucking delicious with syrup
something you'll never see
foetus is a proper spelling in europe...
You're a thumbs down
Keep it classy, Dallas. <3
I ate you for lunchp
you're delicious with vinegar
can't say i don't agree with that.
you're ruining this for everyone
if there's enough beer then don't worry, you won't need the plan B.. that foetus will abort itself.
do something with your life you fuckin whore
You're good with vinegar.
Have not gave, medically speaking
you are not the one i wont to copy my words, wheres the you're guy?
Stay classy, Dallas/Forth Worth.
Your face is full of jizzzzz
you're full of vinegar
You're Just like James Bind!!!
micropenis to the rescue
You're ruining this for everyone
Playoffs?!? We can't even win a game... Playoffs?!?
You're a drink made of lemon
You're full of whores
How do you give that a thumbs down
11:55 is a one upper and a kid
Way to go Dallas fort worthless
hey, lauren and michell....fuck off. this was a text between myself and a friend, not you. nice try though.
Your face is James Bind.
You're good with sugar
Dfw keepin' it classy
megapenis!? what the fuck is dallas! thats not even real!
and i saw something about mikes hard lemonade, HAHA. seriously what are you 12?
you're full of jizzzzz
Fetus* and it's a baby. Not a fetus. What a horrible word. People call unborn babies that to make themselves feel better about murdering their own child. It de-humanizes it.
Whoreaholic Buy Now it's what Vince used to Fu*k and beat his hookers!!!
omg - this whole thread is funnier than the original post, which, I am sure was really good with vinegar. i honestly laughed my ASS off and couldn't breathe by halfway down the page.