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  • Geez. Remember when putting in a girl's mouth was the most taboo thing a guy could think of? I long for those days...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:19pm
  • ah, hate when that happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:38pm
  • dude, how could anal not be a fairy tale ending? i love when my bf does everything from eating pussy to anal. my perfect fairy tale night would start with making out and end with cum in my ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:17am
  • I didn't mean to say that Shakespeare was Greek...that was meant to be two seperate examples^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:23am
  • 12:58 is the downest girl ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:39pm
  • girls girl be a litle more open minded... seriously... anal rocks! before i get the 'ew its nasty' theres a lot to it.. frist dont eat for hours prior to it... give urself an enema.. take a shower then get with ur man.. u will both have a blast i promise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:58pm
  • when my guy gets home from iraq, we are going to try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:13am
  • Don't act like you don't like it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:17pm
  • 12.12 is the same guy as 1155 and 1209, and is deluded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:16am
  • XD lmao @10:36! but I have to say.... "ouchies...." >.<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09am
  • We have some fucking pervs on this site....thats fer sher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:09am
  • He paid for her vodka redbulls all night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:13am
  • Sir Lancealot!

    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 18, 10 at 1:09pm
  • how is that different from a fairy tale?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:06am
  • Very, very epic. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:16pm
  • @12:19- I love a huge, veiny cock balls deep in my ass. It feels fucking AMAZING!! <3<3<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:25am
  • Good point 11:20, I've noticed that trend too. I didn't know anyone texted this much about anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:53pm
  • how many girls have done ass to mouth? now thats a fairy tale ending for guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:29pm
  • ALL I DO IS ANAL URRDAY ITS ANAL WITH MY WIFE ITS ANAL WITH MY GF ITS ANAL WITH MY BOSS ITS ANAL HIS PERSONALITY IS ALSO ANAL WITH MY DOG ITS ANAL ANAL URRDAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:25am
  • How many girls like it anal on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:19am
  • I am in agreeance with 12:12 (the second one). 12:10 is massively upset. Baby, get back in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:15am
  • 1225 is a guy for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:40am
  • I often think about anal sex, and I think I will get shit on my cock. (thank you to Jimmy Carr)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:40am
  • Honestly, it never occurred to me that Lady Chatterly referred to anal until I saw LIttle Children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:12am
  • 347- after the first one happened, i swore to myself i will quit if it happens again. So until then...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:20am
  • Guys who like anal should have sex with other guys, not girls. End of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:18am
  • There are anal references in Shakespeare...why do you think anal is sometimes referred to as Greek? Our generation isn't doing anything new. Every empire gets decadent usually right before they collapse!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:18am
  • I'm a chick and Im learning to love anal:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:09am
  • 1220...its like we think the same :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:22am
  • tfln is sucking worse by the day......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:41am
  • 11:55 is a scumbag and all that is wrong with males. Go fucking die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:10am
  • you should have let him. its the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 10:20 makes a good point, but that doesn't mean the whole night couldn't be "fairy tale" with a little blip at the end. what made it a "fairy tale" anyway. he gave you multiples and said he loved you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:08am
  • Be fucking man and ask first. Especially since you can't just put it in, you need to properly stretch the lube the area first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:20am
  • 1220 - Go and find yourself some resemblance of meaning in your pathetic life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:06am
  • 1120: I send/receive about 15-20 anal texts a day between the wife, girlfriend, and guys at work. This number is actually down from a couple months ago, I think tfln is posting more because of the reply threads being so big, not because more are being submitted. Not every awesome text about vodka redbull being ambrosia gets posted, so you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Take it!

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 1, 12 at 11:32am
  • Anal sex is fucking shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:21am
  • maybe anal was his fairy tale.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:42am
  • To 11:19: Anal has always been on the table just because you didn't think of it doesn't mean men weren't out there thinking "I wonder what it would be like to shove my dick up her ass instead of her vagina". I mean there's an anal sex reference in Lady Chatterly's Lover, which was published in 1928. So unless you're really trying to tell me that you were thinking about sex before that, just stop being a prude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:09am
  • 11:59, Gordon in the Corduroys doesn't discriminate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:04am
  • 1155 you send and receive anal with the wife, gf, and guys at work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:10am
  • lol whats wrong with a little anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:13pm
  • did he have the money of a king. that changes how dirty ass is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Ugh, I'm flashing back to a cartoon of Lumiere cornholing Belle with his candlestick. Hilarious now, scary at age 11.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Yeah don't you hate it when fairy tales go like that? How do you think Snow White felt? At least they were dwarves I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I think I dated him 310 Torrance area?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:23pm
  • I used to bang a chick who wanted to stay a virgin till marriage, but took it up the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:57am
  • 12:10AM (2) Misandrist much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:15am
  • But there were seven (7) of them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Nobody puts baby in a corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • 1:13 - you're a great American, thanks for your service

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:05am
  • 11:55 you talk anal with guys from work? i can respect the wife and girlfriend thing, but guys too? wtf is wrong with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:59pm
  • the fairy tale was that he was sweet, charming, and all that good stuff until she realized he wanted to put it in her sweet, charming bum, destroying the sugary sweet image of him that she had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:49am
  • self anal really is best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:53am
  • Thank you, 12:17! That made my night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:33am
  • 8:25 what about women that love anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:51am
  • girls and boys accept it our fantasies aren't going to match up. a knight in shining armor that does all a dainty lass wanted and nothing more is having a shitty time, he'd rather cum on her face, just something nasty she didn't ask for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:27am
  • 12:25 DOUCHE BAGGGGgg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:51am
  • i used2fuck girls anal. after i pulled out the 2nd shitty cock, game over. i risk it no more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:47am
  • 12:33 I set him up for that one. I fed him the line. Give me the credit. AAHHH CAPS RAGE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:43am
  • 1222 haha yeah I know. great sexual minds think alike i guess. rofl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am
  • hey ladies, what is the biggest dick thats ever been in ur ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:20am
  • 1155 and 1209 is the same guy and he thinks, no he knows, he is THE man because he has a wife and a girlfriend and has anal sex with everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:12am
  • I wish I could favorite the first comment to this. Jesus! Hornyyy and proud!

    Submitted by xyzmeow on Feb 17, 11 at 4:02am
  • @1212 - haha, seriously. He probably tried to submit it as a text, but it didn't go through. This is the next best place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:15am
  • July 20, 2009 11:55PM Wife and Girlfriend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:05am
  • so can anyone please tell me what the appeal to straight anal sex is? bc i'm kinda of the "i don't get it" mind set.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:30am
  • I love how everyone happens to be texting about anal sex just at the same time that it's a hot topic lately on TFLN lately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm
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