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  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:17am

    dude, how could anal not be a fairy tale ending? i love when my bf does everything from eating pussy to anal. my perfect fairy tale night would start with making out and end with cum in my ass.

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:09am

    We have some fucking pervs on this site....thats fer sher

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:19pm

    Geez. Remember when putting in a girl's mouth was the most taboo thing a guy could think of? I long for those days...

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:13am

    when my guy gets home from iraq, we are going to try it

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:23am

    I didn't mean to say that Shakespeare was Greek...that was meant to be two seperate examples^^

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:53pm

    Good point 11:20, I've noticed that trend too. I didn't know anyone texted this much about anal.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:09am

    I'm a chick and Im learning to love anal:)

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:16am

    12.12 is the same guy as 1155 and 1209, and is deluded

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:58pm

    girls girl be a litle more open minded... seriously... anal rocks! before i get the 'ew its nasty' theres a lot to it.. frist dont eat for hours prior to it... give urself an enema.. take a shower then get with ur man.. u will both have a blast i promise

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:21am

    Anal sex is fucking shit.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09am

    XD lmao @10:36! but I have to say.... "ouchies...." >.<

  • 38 37
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 18, 10 at 1:09pm

    Sir Lancealot!

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:38pm

    ah, hate when that happens

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:29pm

    how many girls have done ass to mouth? now thats a fairy tale ending for guys.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:25am

    ALL I DO IS ANAL URRDAY ITS ANAL WITH MY WIFE ITS ANAL WITH MY GF ITS ANAL WITH MY BOSS ITS ANAL HIS PERSONALITY IS ALSO ANAL WITH MY DOG ITS ANAL ANAL URRDAY

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:22am

    1220...its like we think the same :P

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:16pm

    Very, very epic. :)

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:19am

    How many girls like it anal on here?

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:04am

    11:59, Gordon in the Corduroys doesn't discriminate.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:18am

    There are anal references in Shakespeare...why do you think anal is sometimes referred to as Greek? Our generation isn't doing anything new. Every empire gets decadent usually right before they collapse!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:15am

    I am in agreeance with 12:12 (the second one). 12:10 is massively upset. Baby, get back in the corner.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:40am

    I often think about anal sex, and I think I will get shit on my cock. (thank you to Jimmy Carr)

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:06am

    1220 - Go and find yourself some resemblance of meaning in your pathetic life.

  • 24 25
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 1, 12 at 11:32am

    Take it!

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:17pm

    Don't act like you don't like it..

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:12am

    Honestly, it never occurred to me that Lady Chatterly referred to anal until I saw LIttle Children.

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:10am

    11:55 is a scumbag and all that is wrong with males. Go fucking die.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:20am

    347- after the first one happened, i swore to myself i will quit if it happens again. So until then...

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:08am

    10:20 makes a good point, but that doesn't mean the whole night couldn't be "fairy tale" with a little blip at the end. what made it a "fairy tale" anyway. he gave you multiples and said he loved you?

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:20am

    Be fucking man and ask first. Especially since you can't just put it in, you need to properly stretch the lube the area first.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:41am

    tfln is sucking worse by the day......

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:42am

    maybe anal was his fairy tale.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:25am

    @12:19- I love a huge, veiny cock balls deep in my ass. It feels fucking AMAZING!! <3<3<3

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:18am

    Guys who like anal should have sex with other guys, not girls. End of.

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:06am

    how is that different from a fairy tale?

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:55pm

    1120: I send/receive about 15-20 anal texts a day between the wife, girlfriend, and guys at work. This number is actually down from a couple months ago, I think tfln is posting more because of the reply threads being so big, not because more are being submitted. Not every awesome text about vodka redbull being ambrosia gets posted, so you know.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:15am

    12:10AM (2) Misandrist much?

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:39pm

    12:58 is the downest girl ever!!

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:10am

    1155 you send and receive anal with the wife, gf, and guys at work?

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am

    1222 haha yeah I know. great sexual minds think alike i guess. rofl

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:13am

    He paid for her vodka redbulls all night.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:57am

    I used to bang a chick who wanted to stay a virgin till marriage, but took it up the ass

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:51am

    8:25 what about women that love anal?

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:47am

    i used2fuck girls anal. after i pulled out the 2nd shitty cock, game over. i risk it no more.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    11:55 you talk anal with guys from work? i can respect the wife and girlfriend thing, but guys too? wtf is wrong with you

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:24pm

    you should have let him. its the best

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:23pm

    I think I dated him 310 Torrance area?

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:50pm

    Yeah don't you hate it when fairy tales go like that? How do you think Snow White felt? At least they were dwarves I guess...

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:40am

    1225 is a guy for sure.

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:33am

    Thank you, 12:17! That made my night.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:43am

    12:33 I set him up for that one. I fed him the line. Give me the credit. AAHHH CAPS RAGE!

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:17am

    Nobody puts baby in a corner.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:09am

    To 11:19: Anal has always been on the table just because you didn't think of it doesn't mean men weren't out there thinking "I wonder what it would be like to shove my dick up her ass instead of her vagina". I mean there's an anal sex reference in Lady Chatterly's Lover, which was published in 1928. So unless you're really trying to tell me that you were thinking about sex before that, just stop being a prude.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:27am

    girls and boys accept it our fantasies aren't going to match up. a knight in shining armor that does all a dainty lass wanted and nothing more is having a shitty time, he'd rather cum on her face, just something nasty she didn't ask for.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:13pm

    lol whats wrong with a little anal?

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:49am

    the fairy tale was that he was sweet, charming, and all that good stuff until she realized he wanted to put it in her sweet, charming bum, destroying the sugary sweet image of him that she had.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:20am

    hey ladies, what is the biggest dick thats ever been in ur ass?

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:12am

    1155 and 1209 is the same guy and he thinks, no he knows, he is THE man because he has a wife and a girlfriend and has anal sex with everyone

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:54pm

    Ugh, I'm flashing back to a cartoon of Lumiere cornholing Belle with his candlestick. Hilarious now, scary at age 11.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:54pm

    But there were seven (7) of them!

  • 25 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:51am

    12:25 DOUCHE BAGGGGgg.

  • 21 48
    Submitted by xyzmeow on Feb 17, 11 at 4:02am

    I wish I could favorite the first comment to this. Jesus! Hornyyy and proud!

  • 28 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:05am

    1:13 - you're a great American, thanks for your service

  • 22 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:15am

    @1212 - haha, seriously. He probably tried to submit it as a text, but it didn't go through. This is the next best place.

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:14pm

    did he have the money of a king. that changes how dirty ass is

  • 29 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:30am

    so can anyone please tell me what the appeal to straight anal sex is? bc i'm kinda of the "i don't get it" mind set.

  • 23 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:05am

    July 20, 2009 11:55PM Wife and Girlfriend?

  • 24 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:53am

    self anal really is best.

  • 21 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm

    I love how everyone happens to be texting about anal sex just at the same time that it's a hot topic lately on TFLN lately.