It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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ah, hate when that happens
Geez. Remember when putting in a girl's mouth was the most taboo thing a guy could think of? I long for those days...
dude, how could anal not be a fairy tale ending? i love when my bf does everything from eating pussy to anal. my perfect fairy tale night would start with making out and end with cum in my ass.
I didn't mean to say that Shakespeare was Greek...that was meant to be two seperate examples^^
Don't act like you don't like it..
12:58 is the downest girl ever!!
girls girl be a litle more open minded... seriously... anal rocks!
before i get the 'ew its nasty'
theres a lot to it.. frist dont eat for hours prior to it... give urself an enema.. take a shower then get with ur man.. u will both have a blast i promise
when my guy gets home from iraq, we are going to try it
XD lmao @10:36! but I have to say.... "ouchies...." >.<
12.12 is the same guy as 1155 and 1209, and is deluded
He paid for her vodka redbulls all night.
We have some fucking pervs on this site....thats fer sher
how is that different from a fairy tale?
Very, very epic. :)
@12:19- I love a huge, veiny cock balls deep in my ass. It feels fucking AMAZING!! <3<3<3
Good point 11:20, I've noticed that trend too. I didn't know anyone texted this much about anal.
how many girls have done ass to mouth? now thats a fairy tale ending for guys.
ALL I DO IS ANAL
URRDAY ITS ANAL
WITH MY WIFE ITS ANAL
WITH MY GF ITS ANAL
WITH MY BOSS ITS ANAL
HIS PERSONALITY IS ALSO ANAL
WITH MY DOG ITS ANAL
How many girls like it anal on here?
I am in agreeance with 12:12 (the second one).
12:10 is massively upset. Baby, get back in the corner.
1225 is a guy for sure.
I often think about anal sex, and I think I will get shit on my cock. (thank you to Jimmy Carr)
Honestly, it never occurred to me that Lady Chatterly referred to anal until I saw LIttle Children.
347- after the first one happened, i swore to myself i will quit if it happens again. So until then...
Guys who like anal should have sex with other guys, not girls. End of.
There are anal references in Shakespeare...why do you think anal is sometimes referred to as Greek? Our generation isn't doing anything new. Every empire gets decadent usually right before they collapse!
I'm a chick and Im learning to love anal:)
1220...its like we think the same :P
tfln is sucking worse by the day......
11:55 is a scumbag and all that is wrong with males. Go fucking die.
1155 you send and receive anal with the wife, gf, and guys at work?
10:20 makes a good point, but that doesn't mean the whole night couldn't be "fairy tale" with a little blip at the end. what made it a "fairy tale" anyway. he gave you multiples and said he loved you?
Be fucking man and ask first. Especially since you can't just put it in, you need to properly stretch the lube the area first.
you should have let him. its the best
Anal sex is fucking shit.
maybe anal was his fairy tale.
1220 - Go and find yourself some resemblance of meaning in your pathetic life.
1120: I send/receive about 15-20 anal texts a day between the wife, girlfriend, and guys at work. This number is actually down from a couple months ago, I think tfln is posting more because of the reply threads being so big, not because more are being submitted. Not every awesome text about vodka redbull being ambrosia gets posted, so you know.
To 11:19: Anal has always been on the table just because you didn't think of it doesn't mean men weren't out there thinking "I wonder what it would be like to shove my dick up her ass instead of her vagina". I mean there's an anal sex reference in Lady Chatterly's Lover, which was published in 1928. So unless you're really trying to tell me that you were thinking about sex before that, just stop being a prude.
11:59, Gordon in the Corduroys doesn't discriminate.
lol whats wrong with a little anal?
did he have the money of a king. that changes how dirty ass is
Ugh, I'm flashing back to a cartoon of Lumiere cornholing Belle with his candlestick. Hilarious now, scary at age 11.
Yeah don't you hate it when fairy tales go like that? How do you think Snow White felt? At least they were dwarves I guess...
I used to bang a chick who wanted to stay a virgin till marriage, but took it up the ass
I think I dated him 310 Torrance area?
12:10AM (2) Misandrist much?
But there were seven (7) of them!
1:13 - you're a great American, thanks for your service
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
the fairy tale was that he was sweet, charming, and all that good stuff until she realized he wanted to put it in her sweet, charming bum, destroying the sugary sweet image of him that she had.
self anal really is best.
Thank you, 12:17! That made my night.
11:55 you talk anal with guys from work? i can respect the wife and girlfriend thing, but guys too? wtf is wrong with you
8:25 what about women that love anal?
12:25 DOUCHE BAGGGGgg.
girls and boys accept it our fantasies aren't going to match up. a knight in shining armor that does all a dainty lass wanted and nothing more is having a shitty time, he'd rather cum on her face, just something nasty she didn't ask for.
i used2fuck girls anal. after i pulled out the 2nd shitty cock, game over. i risk it no more.
12:33 I set him up for that one. I fed him the line. Give me the credit. AAHHH CAPS RAGE!
1222 haha yeah I know. great sexual minds think alike i guess. rofl
July 20, 2009 11:55PM
Wife and Girlfriend?
hey ladies, what is the biggest dick thats ever been in ur ass?
1155 and 1209 is the same guy and he thinks, no he knows, he is THE man because he has a wife and a girlfriend and has anal sex with everyone
@1212 - haha, seriously. He probably tried to submit it as a text, but it didn't go through. This is the next best place.
I wish I could favorite the first comment to this. Jesus! Hornyyy and proud!
so can anyone please tell me what the appeal to straight anal sex is? bc i'm kinda of the "i don't get it" mind set.
I love how everyone happens to be texting about anal sex just at the same time that it's a hot topic lately on TFLN lately.