taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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most likely sent by a pre-pubescent moron
god damnit these fucking "take a shot every time" texts are all stupid. Mods must not be old enough to drink yet.
I think this guy sounds cute. And the fact that it's snowing outside makes me want to fuck. And burn down a church and fuck a dead baby
12:21-- you can be dickin' yourself.
I can't even dickin go out anywhere or to anyones to drink it's effin 2 and 1/2 ft in maryland where I live
LOLZ UR SOOOO FUNNYYY!!!!!! I WANT TO BE JUST LYKE U GODAMNNNITTT I WANNA BE SO COOL N DRUNK LYKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
its snowing!?!? i hadnt noticed
Lamest TFLN post ever.
It's funny how you all get so upset over these. It's just for fun. chill out a little, or get a life.
WTF this is so stupid.
my txt was better than that.
You must be pretty drunk by now!
thank you 5:31 am. You are right on the money.
Yes 11:05 finially someone gets it
i'm posting my TFLN-sum-up-text again (with a little update), just for the moderators, maybe they'll get the point:
"we were so high on adderall that we sang to nickelback while doing shots every time someone said college and farted simultaneously after he was beating off to vaginas and blow jobs, and then we had sex and passed out because you were so drunk that you ran around naked and shouted 'i like porn-farmville' on your walk of shame."
All the text that get posted now are fucking retarted.. How the fuck is this one funny?
we got so high that we _____
we drank shots to ____ and i ended up with no clothes on in a closet
while we were having sex, she ____
yay, the same old fucking posts, repeated with cheesy "insert heres" all over the place. grow the fuck up or get creative. im officially done with this website, because the lack of originality is getting to me. pussies.
LOLZ! omg, that shit is SOOOO hilarious!!!!!!
6:42 you are my hero. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
I'd do that where I live.. doesn't snow near me. ):
Haha for real. Good luck Midwest, ya pussies.
how does this shit make it on here
240? WHERE IN CP RIGHT NOW?
WHY DO YOU GO ON THE WEBSITE
IF YOU JUST THINK IT'S STUPID?
Also, 1:03, it's "You're a loser" not "Your a loser".
Haha I have no life I'm on tfln at 3 o'clock in the morning...!?!
240 is Maryland shit for brains
Not funny but very relevant to the night
Ha! It doesn't snow where I live. And this text is FAKE!!!!!!!
310, to get drunk obviously. TFLN is the new drinking game.
Hahahahahhaha 5:31 is so right that was the funniest thing I've read on tfln
Ummmm 3:10 it's a fucking website I can speak however I want you fucking douche bag why don't you go down on your boyfriend and shut the fuck up or better yet go fucking kill yourself because the world can always use one less asshole
5:31 I hope you don't mind if I submit that text so we can finish this little experiment.
fuck all you haters Maryland does it better... im glad they're throwin love in our direction
My boyfriend is most likely doing this is maryland right now :)
THESE TEXTS ARE SO LAME. TFLN please learn how to actually "moderate." I swear half of these texts follow the same pattern of "you said that..." or "you did this..." or "we took shots to..."
Takin shots everytime TFLN posts something stupid. I'm hammered.