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  • 70 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:42pm

    I think this guy sounds cute. And the fact that it's snowing outside makes me want to fuck. And burn down a church and fuck a dead baby

  • 75 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:44pm

    god damnit these fucking "take a shot every time" texts are all stupid. Mods must not be old enough to drink yet.

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:10am

    12:21-- you can be dickin' yourself.

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:13am

    Lamest TFLN post ever.

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:22pm

    LOLZ! omg, that shit is SOOOO hilarious!!!!!!

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:21am

    I can't even dickin go out anywhere or to anyones to drink it's effin 2 and 1/2 ft in maryland where I live

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:21pm

    most likely sent by a pre-pubescent moron

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:31am

    i'm posting my TFLN-sum-up-text again (with a little update), just for the moderators, maybe they'll get the point: "we were so high on adderall that we sang to nickelback while doing shots every time someone said college and farted simultaneously after he was beating off to vaginas and blow jobs, and then we had sex and passed out because you were so drunk that you ran around naked and shouted 'i like porn-farmville' on your walk of shame."

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:58am

    Haha I have no life I'm on tfln at 3 o'clock in the morning...!?!

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:08am

    Yes 11:05 finially someone gets it

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:16pm

    LOLZ UR SOOOO FUNNYYY!!!!!! I WANT TO BE JUST LYKE U GODAMNNNITTT I WANNA BE SO COOL N DRUNK LYKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:55pm

    It's funny how you all get so upset over these. It's just for fun. chill out a little, or get a life.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:10pm

    its snowing!?!? i hadnt noticed stupid text

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:25am

    WTF this is so stupid. my txt was better than that.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:05pm

    All the text that get posted now are fucking retarted.. How the fuck is this one funny?

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:23pm

    You must be pretty drunk by now!

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:18am

    6:42 you are my hero. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:20pm

    how does this shit make it on here

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:44am

    Hahahahahhaha 5:31 is so right that was the funniest thing I've read on tfln

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:58am

    thank you 5:31 am. You are right on the money.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:07pm

    My boyfriend is most likely doing this is maryland right now :)

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:21pm

    Haha for real. Good luck Midwest, ya pussies.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:15am

    Ha! It doesn't snow where I live. And this text is FAKE!!!!!!!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:46am

    we got so high that we _____ we drank shots to ____ and i ended up with no clothes on in a closet while we were having sex, she ____ yay, the same old fucking posts, repeated with cheesy "insert heres" all over the place. grow the fuck up or get creative. im officially done with this website, because the lack of originality is getting to me. pussies.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:46pm

    I'd do that where I live.. doesn't snow near me. ):

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:10am

    WHY DO YOU GO ON THE WEBSITE IF YOU JUST THINK IT'S STUPID? Also, 1:03, it's "You're a loser" not "Your a loser".

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:17pm

    Not funny but very relevant to the night

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:59am

    8:11 HARRISONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:17am

    310, to get drunk obviously. TFLN is the new drinking game.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:20pm

    fuck all you haters Maryland does it better... im glad they're throwin love in our direction

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:06pm

    240? WHERE IN CP RIGHT NOW?

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:59am

    Takin shots everytime TFLN posts something stupid. I'm hammered.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:22pm

    240 is Maryland shit for brains

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:06am

    5:31 I hope you don't mind if I submit that text so we can finish this little experiment.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:20am

    Ummmm 3:10 it's a fucking website I can speak however I want you fucking douche bag why don't you go down on your boyfriend and shut the fuck up or better yet go fucking kill yourself because the world can always use one less asshole

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:05pm

    THESE TEXTS ARE SO LAME. TFLN please learn how to actually "moderate." I swear half of these texts follow the same pattern of "you said that..." or "you did this..." or "we took shots to..."