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  • most likely sent by a pre-pubescent moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:21pm
  • god damnit these fucking "take a shot every time" texts are all stupid. Mods must not be old enough to drink yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:44pm
  • I think this guy sounds cute. And the fact that it's snowing outside makes me want to fuck. And burn down a church and fuck a dead baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:42pm
  • 12:21-- you can be dickin' yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:10am
  • its snowing!?!? i hadnt noticed stupid text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:10pm
  • LOLZ UR SOOOO FUNNYYY!!!!!! I WANT TO BE JUST LYKE U GODAMNNNITTT I WANNA BE SO COOL N DRUNK LYKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:16pm
  • I can't even dickin go out anywhere or to anyones to drink it's effin 2 and 1/2 ft in maryland where I live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:21am
  • Lamest TFLN post ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:13am
  • 6:42 you are my hero. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:18am
  • WTF this is so stupid. my txt was better than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:25am
  • It's funny how you all get so upset over these. It's just for fun. chill out a little, or get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 8:11 HARRISONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:59am
  • thank you 5:31 am. You are right on the money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:58am
  • You must be pretty drunk by now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:23pm
  • All the text that get posted now are fucking retarted.. How the fuck is this one funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Yes 11:05 finially someone gets it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:08am
  • i'm posting my TFLN-sum-up-text again (with a little update), just for the moderators, maybe they'll get the point: "we were so high on adderall that we sang to nickelback while doing shots every time someone said college and farted simultaneously after he was beating off to vaginas and blow jobs, and then we had sex and passed out because you were so drunk that you ran around naked and shouted 'i like porn-farmville' on your walk of shame."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:31am
  • we got so high that we _____ we drank shots to ____ and i ended up with no clothes on in a closet while we were having sex, she ____ yay, the same old fucking posts, repeated with cheesy "insert heres" all over the place. grow the fuck up or get creative. im officially done with this website, because the lack of originality is getting to me. pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:46am
  • LOLZ! omg, that shit is SOOOO hilarious!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:22pm
  • 240? WHERE IN CP RIGHT NOW?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:06pm
  • fuck all you haters Maryland does it better... im glad they're throwin love in our direction

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Haha for real. Good luck Midwest, ya pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I'd do that where I live.. doesn't snow near me. ):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:46pm
  • WHY DO YOU GO ON THE WEBSITE IF YOU JUST THINK IT'S STUPID? Also, 1:03, it's "You're a loser" not "Your a loser".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:10am
  • how does this shit make it on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Haha I have no life I'm on tfln at 3 o'clock in the morning...!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:58am
  • Not funny but very relevant to the night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Ha! It doesn't snow where I live. And this text is FAKE!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:15am
  • 240 is Maryland shit for brains

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Hahahahahhaha 5:31 is so right that was the funniest thing I've read on tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:44am
  • 310, to get drunk obviously. TFLN is the new drinking game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:17am
  • Ummmm 3:10 it's a fucking website I can speak however I want you fucking douche bag why don't you go down on your boyfriend and shut the fuck up or better yet go fucking kill yourself because the world can always use one less asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:20am
  • My boyfriend is most likely doing this is maryland right now :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 5:31 I hope you don't mind if I submit that text so we can finish this little experiment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:06am
  • THESE TEXTS ARE SO LAME. TFLN please learn how to actually "moderate." I swear half of these texts follow the same pattern of "you said that..." or "you did this..." or "we took shots to..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Takin shots everytime TFLN posts something stupid. I'm hammered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:59am
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