I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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It's funny cuz legonut has a new act.
Women are like horses, beautiful, graceful and can take more punishment that they appear. Also like horses, if they are not beautiful nor graceful, just have them shot.
And by pole you mean penis
Well... Thats what u get for only paying a dollar for it.... Remember???!
Well hey, practice makes perfect. I applaud you and your drunk effort.
I can't decide if it's a good night or not until I know what type of pole it was that gave you those bruises
Thats what she said.
Anyone who says Lego nut is cool is dumb he causes a waste of 1-10 seconds of life.
Anyone who said this was a good night is dumb. Bruises hurt!!!!!
FUCK YOU ZACH
Cuz they started beating you with it . Haha
Depends on the pole. I would have liked to see the motions that made the bruises.
Yes, a small dick is a good indicator for domestic violence.