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  • 67 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:31pm

    Haha nicee! I wouldn't wear a fake beard. I like fake mustaches better :)

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:58pm

    In Soviet Russia, beard wear you.

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    and you are the very definition of a disease infested whore

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:51pm

    were the rest of the girls wearing real beards? Was this a tranny and corss-dresser party? What sex was the person who laid you? or could you tell?

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:01pm

    A woman after my own heart!

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:31pm

    ...and I eff it up with a typo!

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:31pm

    Well played! Btw my first timebeing "first" and i don't care!

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:41pm

    Girls should never have a probl getting laid, so this txt make no since

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:51pm

    Sometimes girls go to parties trying to get laid and don't?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:22pm

    Oh yes, BECAUSE THERES NOTHING MORE TO LIFE THAN GETTING LAID!! Get a life, skanks.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:37pm

    do you often go to parties where multiple women are wearing fake beards?

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:59pm

    oh and 2:45 a lot of girls really want to be in a relationship or at least getting some, but can't/aren't ............ surprising, but true. I'm friends with one. It's quite sad

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:31pm

    Nina is that your text?! haha

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:39pm

    So you're a whore with a fake beard....awesome for you!!!

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:57pm

    some guys are into trannies

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:22pm

    In soviet russia girls party with real beards

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:41pm

    Charles Rutherford believes that's not fake! Going thru menapause sometimes does that!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:54pm

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because most girls with fake beards on aren't the most likely candidate to have sexual relations! -Jeff

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:31am

    More like POOPaganda

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:52pm

    that was to the person above me ^ good for you for getting laid while having a beard... work it girl ...

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:45pm

    Why would a girl brag about getting laid. That's like me bragging about walking.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:47pm

    Cuz you were the only girl at that party who's a whore.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:18am

    Agreed, 9:17. Doesn't mean there's anything special about OP, just that she was in the presence of at least one man. Woohoo.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:19pm

    That's because everyone knows you're easy and take it in the ass.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:58pm

    this sounds like something that would happen to me HAHAHA i like it

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:14am

    and you're STILL a slut -Joel

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:02pm

    I just ate myself out. -Taylor Swift

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:48pm

    Because you're a slamhog

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    maybe he felt bad for you so thats why he fucked you or he was desperate

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:53pm

    In soviet russia. Fake beard wears you

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:40pm

    Hey everybody! Jeff's back! Ah! I am SOOOO excited! I love you Jeff!

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:28am

    Don't flatter yourself...most guys will fuck anything

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:58am

    Yeah you're right I go on these sites to spread my propoganda

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:24am

    Depends on which part of your body u r wearing the beard.... Giggity...

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:42pm

    8th bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:32pm

    sexy, in a bizarre way. well played.

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:21pm

    I believe that's the "real" Jeff...