Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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Haha nicee! I wouldn't wear a fake beard. I like fake mustaches better :)
and you are the very definition of a disease infested whore
In Soviet Russia, beard wear you.
Well played! Btw my first timebeing "first" and i don't care!
were the rest of the girls wearing real beards? Was this a tranny and corss-dresser party? What sex was the person who laid you? or could you tell?
A woman after my own heart!
Oh yes, BECAUSE THERES NOTHING MORE TO LIFE THAN GETTING LAID!! Get a life, skanks.
In soviet russia girls party with real beards
...and I eff it up with a typo!
Girls should never have a probl getting laid, so this txt make no since
do you often go to parties where multiple women are wearing fake beards?
some guys are into trannies
oh and 2:45 a lot of girls really want to be in a relationship or at least getting some, but can't/aren't ............ surprising, but true. I'm friends with one. It's quite sad
Sometimes girls go to parties trying to get laid and don't?
Charles Rutherford believes that's not fake! Going thru menapause sometimes does that!
Oh, I get it! It's funny because most girls with fake beards on aren't the most likely candidate to have sexual relations!
More like POOPaganda
Nina is that your text?! haha
So you're a whore with a fake beard....awesome for you!!!
that was to the person above me ^
good for you for getting laid while having a beard... work it girl ...
Agreed, 9:17. Doesn't mean there's anything special about OP, just that she was in the presence of at least one man. Woohoo.
Cuz you were the only girl at that party who's a whore.
Why would a girl brag about getting laid. That's like me bragging about walking.
I just ate myself out.
maybe he felt bad for you so thats why he fucked you
or he was desperate
Yeah you're right I go on these sites to spread my propoganda
Because you're a slamhog
In soviet russia. Fake beard wears you
Don't flatter yourself...most guys will fuck anything
and you're STILL a slut
That's because everyone knows you're easy and take it in the ass.
this sounds like something that would happen to me HAHAHA i like it
sexy, in a bizarre way. well played.
Hey everybody! Jeff's back! Ah! I am SOOOO excited! I love you Jeff!
Depends on which part of your body u r wearing the beard.... Giggity...
I believe that's the "real" Jeff...