Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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and you are the very definition of a disease infested whore
Haha nicee! I wouldn't wear a fake beard. I like fake mustaches better :)
A woman after my own heart!
In Soviet Russia, beard wear you.
were the rest of the girls wearing real beards? Was this a tranny and corss-dresser party? What sex was the person who laid you? or could you tell?
Well played! Btw my first timebeing "first" and i don't care!
Oh yes, BECAUSE THERES NOTHING MORE TO LIFE THAN GETTING LAID!! Get a life, skanks.
In soviet russia girls party with real beards
Girls should never have a probl getting laid, so this txt make no since
...and I eff it up with a typo!
do you often go to parties where multiple women are wearing fake beards?
some guys are into trannies
Agreed, 9:17. Doesn't mean there's anything special about OP, just that she was in the presence of at least one man. Woohoo.
Sometimes girls go to parties trying to get laid and don't?
More like POOPaganda
oh and 2:45 a lot of girls really want to be in a relationship or at least getting some, but can't/aren't ............ surprising, but true. I'm friends with one. It's quite sad
Oh, I get it! It's funny because most girls with fake beards on aren't the most likely candidate to have sexual relations!
Charles Rutherford believes that's not fake! Going thru menapause sometimes does that!
So you're a whore with a fake beard....awesome for you!!!
that was to the person above me ^
good for you for getting laid while having a beard... work it girl ...
Nina is that your text?! haha
Because you're a slamhog
Yeah you're right I go on these sites to spread my propoganda
Cuz you were the only girl at that party who's a whore.
Why would a girl brag about getting laid. That's like me bragging about walking.
and you're STILL a slut
I just ate myself out.
maybe he felt bad for you so thats why he fucked you
or he was desperate
In soviet russia. Fake beard wears you
this sounds like something that would happen to me HAHAHA i like it
That's because everyone knows you're easy and take it in the ass.
sexy, in a bizarre way. well played.
Don't flatter yourself...most guys will fuck anything
Hey everybody! Jeff's back! Ah! I am SOOOO excited! I love you Jeff!
Depends on which part of your body u r wearing the beard.... Giggity...
I believe that's the "real" Jeff...