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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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Haha nicee! I wouldn't wear a fake beard. I like fake mustaches better :)
A woman after my own heart!
In Soviet Russia, beard wear you.
were the rest of the girls wearing real beards? Was this a tranny and corss-dresser party? What sex was the person who laid you? or could you tell?
...and I eff it up with a typo!
and you are the very definition of a disease infested whore
Well played! Btw my first timebeing "first" and i don't care!
do you often go to parties where multiple women are wearing fake beards?
Oh yes, BECAUSE THERES NOTHING MORE TO LIFE THAN GETTING LAID!! Get a life, skanks.
Sometimes girls go to parties trying to get laid and don't?
Nina is that your text?! haha
Girls should never have a probl getting laid, so this txt make no since
In soviet russia girls party with real beards
Oh, I get it! It's funny because most girls with fake beards on aren't the most likely candidate to have sexual relations! -Jeff
oh and 2:45 a lot of girls really want to be in a relationship or at least getting some, but can't/aren't ............ surprising, but true. I'm friends with one. It's quite sad
So you're a whore with a fake beard....awesome for you!!!
that was to the person above me ^ good for you for getting laid while having a beard... work it girl ...
Charles Rutherford believes that's not fake! Going thru menapause sometimes does that!
some guys are into trannies
More like POOPaganda
and you're STILL a slut -Joel
Why would a girl brag about getting laid. That's like me bragging about walking.
this sounds like something that would happen to me HAHAHA i like it
Cuz you were the only girl at that party who's a whore.
That's because everyone knows you're easy and take it in the ass.
I just ate myself out. -Taylor Swift
Agreed, 9:17. Doesn't mean there's anything special about OP, just that she was in the presence of at least one man. Woohoo.
In soviet russia. Fake beard wears you
Hey everybody! Jeff's back! Ah! I am SOOOO excited! I love you Jeff!
Because you're a slamhog
maybe he felt bad for you so thats why he fucked you or he was desperate
Don't flatter yourself...most guys will fuck anything
sexy, in a bizarre way. well played.
Depends on which part of your body u r wearing the beard.... Giggity...
Yeah you're right I go on these sites to spread my propoganda
I believe that's the "real" Jeff...
8th bitches!!!!!!!!!!!
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