Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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and you are the very definition of a disease infested whore
Haha nicee! I wouldn't wear a fake beard. I like fake mustaches better :)
A woman after my own heart!
Well played! Btw my first timebeing "first" and i don't care!
In Soviet Russia, beard wear you.
were the rest of the girls wearing real beards? Was this a tranny and corss-dresser party? What sex was the person who laid you? or could you tell?
Oh yes, BECAUSE THERES NOTHING MORE TO LIFE THAN GETTING LAID!! Get a life, skanks.
In soviet russia girls party with real beards
Oh, I get it! It's funny because most girls with fake beards on aren't the most likely candidate to have sexual relations!
oh and 2:45 a lot of girls really want to be in a relationship or at least getting some, but can't/aren't ............ surprising, but true. I'm friends with one. It's quite sad
Girls should never have a probl getting laid, so this txt make no since
some guys are into trannies
...and I eff it up with a typo!
do you often go to parties where multiple women are wearing fake beards?
Agreed, 9:17. Doesn't mean there's anything special about OP, just that she was in the presence of at least one man. Woohoo.
Sometimes girls go to parties trying to get laid and don't?
So you're a whore with a fake beard....awesome for you!!!
that was to the person above me ^
good for you for getting laid while having a beard... work it girl ...
Charles Rutherford believes that's not fake! Going thru menapause sometimes does that!
More like POOPaganda
Nina is that your text?! haha
Because you're a slamhog
Yeah you're right I go on these sites to spread my propoganda
Why would a girl brag about getting laid. That's like me bragging about walking.
and you're STILL a slut
Cuz you were the only girl at that party who's a whore.
maybe he felt bad for you so thats why he fucked you
or he was desperate
this sounds like something that would happen to me HAHAHA i like it
That's because everyone knows you're easy and take it in the ass.
I just ate myself out.
In soviet russia. Fake beard wears you
Don't flatter yourself...most guys will fuck anything
Hey everybody! Jeff's back! Ah! I am SOOOO excited! I love you Jeff!
sexy, in a bizarre way. well played.
Depends on which part of your body u r wearing the beard.... Giggity...
I believe that's the "real" Jeff...