Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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and you are the very definition of a disease infested whore
Haha nicee! I wouldn't wear a fake beard. I like fake mustaches better :)
A woman after my own heart!
were the rest of the girls wearing real beards? Was this a tranny and corss-dresser party? What sex was the person who laid you? or could you tell?
Well played! Btw my first timebeing "first" and i don't care!
In Soviet Russia, beard wear you.
Oh yes, BECAUSE THERES NOTHING MORE TO LIFE THAN GETTING LAID!! Get a life, skanks.
In soviet russia girls party with real beards
Girls should never have a probl getting laid, so this txt make no since
Oh, I get it! It's funny because most girls with fake beards on aren't the most likely candidate to have sexual relations!
...and I eff it up with a typo!
some guys are into trannies
do you often go to parties where multiple women are wearing fake beards?
Agreed, 9:17. Doesn't mean there's anything special about OP, just that she was in the presence of at least one man. Woohoo.
oh and 2:45 a lot of girls really want to be in a relationship or at least getting some, but can't/aren't ............ surprising, but true. I'm friends with one. It's quite sad
Sometimes girls go to parties trying to get laid and don't?
So you're a whore with a fake beard....awesome for you!!!
that was to the person above me ^
good for you for getting laid while having a beard... work it girl ...
Charles Rutherford believes that's not fake! Going thru menapause sometimes does that!
More like POOPaganda
Because you're a slamhog
Nina is that your text?! haha
Yeah you're right I go on these sites to spread my propoganda
Why would a girl brag about getting laid. That's like me bragging about walking.
Cuz you were the only girl at that party who's a whore.
and you're STILL a slut
maybe he felt bad for you so thats why he fucked you
or he was desperate
this sounds like something that would happen to me HAHAHA i like it
That's because everyone knows you're easy and take it in the ass.
I just ate myself out.
In soviet russia. Fake beard wears you
Don't flatter yourself...most guys will fuck anything
Hey everybody! Jeff's back! Ah! I am SOOOO excited! I love you Jeff!
sexy, in a bizarre way. well played.
Depends on which part of your body u r wearing the beard.... Giggity...
I believe that's the "real" Jeff...