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  • DOES THIS MEAN SANTA ISNT REAL? Thanks for crushing my childhood dream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:17pm
  • cannot be unseen/unread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:38pm
  • For sure, that's why he is so jolly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:23am
  • There is a huge pole at the northern most part of the world. That is santas candy cane shaped dick. He waits there wanting you to suck it. Trust me. I'm an expert on all things Santa related.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:00am
  • fat white guys alweighs hav beans, Santa MIGHT be the one exception... myb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:17am
  • No he's fat they have tiny dicks along with being disgusting obese making all fat people truly undesirable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:23am
  • Thanks for ruining my innocent image of Christmas and Santa

    Submitted by Applequist8 on Sep 7, 11 at 11:17pm
  • well no because he's huge and everyone knows the bigger the guy the smaller he is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:20am
  • This officially ruined my Christmas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:37am
  • He has bearded white pubes, it says so in that song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:33am
  • C'mon, everyone knows Santa's hung like a mule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:22am
  • would that one below me be a dresden dolls reference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:42pm
  • In Soviet Russia, Santa's penis so big IT have a penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:29am
  • Old balls dude... Fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:36pm
  • yes virginia, there is a santa clause. and he's packing a monster cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Santa is the north pole!!! Ha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:50am
  • Way too cold in North Pole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:22am
  • Santa IS real and his cock is enormous. Trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:05pm
  • so wait...santa isn't real??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Dunno go ask your mom and sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:51am