Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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DOES THIS MEAN SANTA ISNT REAL? Thanks for crushing my childhood dream.
For sure, that's why he is so jolly
fat white guys alweighs hav beans, Santa MIGHT be the one exception... myb
cannot be unseen/unread
There is a huge pole at the northern most part of the world. That is santas candy cane shaped dick. He waits there wanting you to suck it. Trust me. I'm an expert on all things Santa related.
No he's fat they have tiny dicks along with being disgusting obese making all fat people truly undesirable
This officially ruined my Christmas
well no because he's huge and everyone knows the bigger the guy the smaller he is...
Thanks for ruining my innocent image of Christmas and Santa
He has bearded white pubes, it says so in that song
Old balls dude... Fuck
C'mon, everyone knows Santa's hung like a mule.
Mules are hung like Santa
would that one below me be a dresden dolls reference?
In Soviet Russia, Santa's penis so big IT have a penis.
Santa is the north pole!!! Ha ha
yes virginia, there is a santa clause. and he's packing a monster cock
so wait...santa isn't real??
Santa IS real and his cock is enormous. Trust me.
Way too cold in North Pole
Dunno go ask your mom and sister