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  • 69 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:17pm

    DOES THIS MEAN SANTA ISNT REAL? Thanks for crushing my childhood dream.

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:23am

    For sure, that's why he is so jolly

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:38pm

    cannot be unseen/unread

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:17am

    fat white guys alweighs hav beans, Santa MIGHT be the one exception... myb

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:42pm

    would that one below me be a dresden dolls reference?

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:33am

    He has bearded white pubes, it says so in that song

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:00am

    There is a huge pole at the northern most part of the world. That is santas candy cane shaped dick. He waits there wanting you to suck it. Trust me. I'm an expert on all things Santa related.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:23am

    No he's fat they have tiny dicks along with being disgusting obese making all fat people truly undesirable

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:20am

    well no because he's huge and everyone knows the bigger the guy the smaller he is...

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:22am

    C'mon, everyone knows Santa's hung like a mule.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:36pm

    Old balls dude... Fuck

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:50am

    Santa is the north pole!!! Ha ha

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:34pm

    yes virginia, there is a santa clause. and he's packing a monster cock

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:29am

    In Soviet Russia, Santa's penis so big IT have a penis.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:37am

    This officially ruined my Christmas

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:22am

    Way too cold in North Pole

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:25pm

    so wait...santa isn't real??

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:05pm

    Santa IS real and his cock is enormous. Trust me.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:51am

    Dunno go ask your mom and sister

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Applequist8 on Sep 7, 11 at 11:17pm

    Thanks for ruining my innocent image of Christmas and Santa