Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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DOES THIS MEAN SANTA ISNT REAL? Thanks for crushing my childhood dream.
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For sure, that's why he is so jolly
There is a huge pole at the northern most part of the world. That is santas candy cane shaped dick. He waits there wanting you to suck it. Trust me. I'm an expert on all things Santa related.
fat white guys alweighs hav beans, Santa MIGHT be the one exception... myb
No he's fat they have tiny dicks along with being disgusting obese making all fat people truly undesirable
well no because he's huge and everyone knows the bigger the guy the smaller he is...
Thanks for ruining my innocent image of Christmas and Santa
This officially ruined my Christmas
He has bearded white pubes, it says so in that song
C'mon, everyone knows Santa's hung like a mule.
Mules are hung like Santa
In Soviet Russia, Santa's penis so big IT have a penis.
would that one below me be a dresden dolls reference?
yes virginia, there is a santa clause. and he's packing a monster cock
Santa is the north pole!!! Ha ha
Old balls dude... Fuck
Way too cold in North Pole
Santa IS real and his cock is enormous. Trust me.
so wait...santa isn't real??
Dunno go ask your mom and sister