For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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In Soviet Russia we say Здравствуйте! and cockblock everyone!
Pure genius right here
Jersey shore sux balls
Who cares if Halloween isn't for like 8 months..me and my friends joke about it anyway. Joking about what to be for halloween is a year round thing. Anyway this text is fucking hilarious!!
Haha pretty funny. I hear her annoying ass voice right now. Ummmmm HELLO?!
What's fml? I thought this was tfln?
HEY FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
Haha 1:30 that's hilarious. And people
Who actually try to have debates on FML...yeah you know what you are.
Who the heck is talking about Halloween right now? Shit.
Repppppin 412 :-)
you're either 2 months late or 8.5 months early for that to be anywhere near relevant...umm HELLO?!
thanks for the memo, i didn't catch that from the other 2987 replies that already said the same thing.
well you should have, slunt
Yep I am. And so are you! LOL
make sure you take a married dude as your date!
this is one of the most amazing things i've ever read
At 6 36 lmao!!!
Hahha. Angelina is so pathetic
Ps go Pittsburgh. Get the apes out of here
Mann fuck all of you haters. I'm Italian, from Jersey, tan all year round and I'm hot so if you wanna talk shit about anybody. Let's focus on Angelina not ALL guidos and guidettes mkayy? Ciaoo
You'll have to come back for the next party, then leave again and not come back.
i HATE Angelina!!
12:35 you're a fucking retard/douche face. Who the fuck does that anyway?!
1:30 actually I'm at work killing time so I probably am superior to the OP who likely doesn't have a job and lives vicariously through the jerks on that show. And since you thought it necessary to "enlighten" me with you .02 you probably do the same thing ! LOL Thanks for the education, tho.
This txt sucks as much as the losers who watch jersey shore. Try getting out and experiencing life instead of hiding out in a dark room and getting off on that shit!!
You're superiority is evident by the fact that you're on a website mocking those who do watch it. Is this what you mean by "experience life"? Hypocrisy...thy name is you.
Lmao you retard, 12:35 how do you feel now fuck up
A little early for Halloween texts.
piece of shit reality show anyway.. sad
haha, she lives in staten island and is an orthodontist. someone yelled "the situation" at her in the mall & she cursed them out. my friend bumped into her @ a club, she cursed her out. terrible, lmao.
I thought she was a "bar tender who does great things"?
Shes a FAIL-tender doing FAIL things all over the place ^.^
4O3 - I didn't know mcdonalds had internet for its employees. Get back to work, your obviously demanding job sounds like a good one!
Lol jersey shore is the SHIT! :D lol btw I don't get this whole "anonymous" crap my name is Sara M. [:
Ahhhh i love it! Angelina is an unintelligent asshole
12:35 spelt Angelina wrong...
Isnt halloween eight months away?
For Halloween this year I'm going to dress up as a vagina. I will never let you cockblock me bitch!
i fucking hate her if i see you i may mistake you for snookie and punch you in the face
Cock blockin b*tch.
too funny lol
I was about 2 be like who is angelina then I remembered oh that's that unpopular chick who if I'm correct went home early
"Umm HELLO!? Theyuh takin' theh unda-weah off in the jacuzzi. Aw you STOOPID!?"
Isnt halloween 8 months away...
Too funny! Go ahead
"I'm a bartender...I do great thing" fuck angelina
Face it anyone who posts a comment here is pretty much a loser!
that's hella funny
Person under me- it's Angelina not angela you stupid ass
4:03 .. Stfu cunt, just cause someone watches it makes it so they are like a failure at life? Your cool. I have a job while attending college so I'm anything but a failure at life and I love jersey shore, it's hilarious to watch guidos think they're real people
Um this is Angela and I just wanted to let u guys know you can fuck off cus I don't really care what you think
You need to gain like 35 pounds if your not obese and ugly already
@437 guido=gross. That's why everyone is saying that Guido=gross. Also, guido=stuck up and arrogant. Also, dick
MUSIC TO FUCK TO
guess you're a loser to then 4:52
1:54 epic comeback. You really told him! I bet he never comes back onto the Internets again!