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  • 98 77
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Feb 18, 10 at 11:47am

    Pure genius right here

  • 68 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:17pm

    Haha pretty funny. I hear her annoying ass voice right now. Ummmmm HELLO?!

  • 63 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:43pm

    What's fml? I thought this was tfln?

  • 68 55
    Submitted by fwcsnacs on Feb 19, 10 at 12:27am

    In Soviet Russia we say Здравствуйте! and cockblock everyone!

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:08pm

    Hahha. Angelina is so pathetic

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:32am

    Lmao you retard, 12:35 how do you feel now fuck up

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:42pm

    HEY FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:05pm

    Who cares if Halloween isn't for like 8 months..me and my friends joke about it anyway. Joking about what to be for halloween is a year round thing. Anyway this text is fucking hilarious!!

  • 64 56
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 25, 10 at 4:42pm

    "Umm HELLO!? Theyuh takin' theh unda-weah off in the jacuzzi. Aw you STOOPID!?"

  • 58 45
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 25, 10 at 11:00pm

    You'll have to come back for the next party, then leave again and not come back.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:47pm

    Lol jersey shore is the SHIT! :D lol btw I don't get this whole "anonymous" crap my name is Sara M. [:

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:10pm

    Repppppin 412 :-)

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:24pm

    "I'm a bartender...I do great thing" fuck angelina

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:59pm

    Yep I am. And so are you! LOL

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:10pm

    Ps go Pittsburgh. Get the apes out of here

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:22pm

    make sure you take a married dude as your date!

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:56pm

    i HATE Angelina!!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:12am

    12:35...FAIL.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:55am

    12:35 you're a fucking retard/douche face. Who the fuck does that anyway?!

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:57am

    A little early for Halloween texts.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by xsaint on Feb 18, 10 at 12:31pm

    piece of shit reality show anyway.. sad

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:01pm

    Jersey shore sux balls

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:14pm

    Haha 1:30 that's hilarious. And people Who actually try to have debates on FML...yeah you know what you are.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 19, 10 at 1:54am

    4O3 - I didn't know mcdonalds had internet for its employees. Get back to work, your obviously demanding job sounds like a good one!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on Feb 18, 10 at 2:43pm

    you're either 2 months late or 8.5 months early for that to be anywhere near relevant...umm HELLO?!

    • 52 67
      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Feb 18, 10 at 4:00pm

      thanks for the memo, i didn't catch that from the other 2987 replies that already said the same thing.

      • 45 50
        Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on Feb 19, 10 at 1:58am

        well you should have, slunt

  • 54 62
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Feb 18, 10 at 1:06pm

    I was about 2 be like who is angelina then I remembered oh that's that unpopular chick who if I'm correct went home early

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:24pm

    Cock blockin b*tch.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:56pm

    Too funny! Go ahead

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:25pm

    At 6 36 lmao!!!

  • 52 66
    Submitted by bludrim007 on Feb 18, 10 at 12:33pm

    that's hella funny

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:02am

    For Halloween this year I'm going to dress up as a vagina. I will never let you cockblock me bitch!

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:22pm

    6:36 hahaha

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:12pm

    Who the heck is talking about Halloween right now? Shit.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:58pm

    12:35 spelt Angelina wrong...

  • 51 70
    Submitted by forlanda21 on Feb 18, 10 at 11:22pm

    this is one of the most amazing things i've ever read

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:41pm

    Fucking LOL

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:36pm

    This txt sucks as much as the losers who watch jersey shore. Try getting out and experiencing life instead of hiding out in a dark room and getting off on that shit!!

    • 58 62
      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 18, 10 at 1:30pm

      You're superiority is evident by the fact that you're on a website mocking those who do watch it. Is this what you mean by "experience life"? Hypocrisy...thy name is you.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by calucala on Feb 18, 10 at 4:59pm

    i fucking hate her if i see you i may mistake you for snookie and punch you in the face

  • 61 91
    Submitted by chocoliteiscrm on Feb 18, 10 at 11:46am

    haha, she lives in staten island and is an orthodontist. someone yelled "the situation" at her in the mall & she cursed them out. my friend bumped into her @ a club, she cursed her out. terrible, lmao.

    • 56 65
      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 18, 10 at 12:00pm

      I thought she was a "bar tender who does great things"?

      • 45 74
        Submitted by Broly on Feb 19, 10 at 12:22pm

        Shes a FAIL-tender doing FAIL things all over the place ^.^

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:37am

    Mann fuck all of you haters. I'm Italian, from Jersey, tan all year round and I'm hot so if you wanna talk shit about anybody. Let's focus on Angelina not ALL guidos and guidettes mkayy? Ciaoo

  • 50 75
    Submitted by idkwhathey on Feb 19, 10 at 3:21am

    too funny lol

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:35am

    Um this is Angela and I just wanted to let u guys know you can fuck off cus I don't really care what you think

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:52am

    Isnt halloween eight months away?

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:03pm

    1:30 actually I'm at work killing time so I probably am superior to the OP who likely doesn't have a job and lives vicariously through the jerks on that show. And since you thought it necessary to "enlighten" me with you .02 you probably do the same thing ! LOL Thanks for the education, tho.

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:03pm

    Fake

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:24pm

    Lmao!

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:51am

    Isnt halloween 8 months away...

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:09pm

    You need to gain like 35 pounds if your not obese and ugly already

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:42am

    Person under me- it's Angelina not angela you stupid ass

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:55am

    Ahhhh i love it! Angelina is an unintelligent asshole

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:04pm

    Old news

  • 34 60
    Submitted by hentailover on Oct 25, 10 at 2:54am

    @437 guido=gross. That's why everyone is saying that Guido=gross. Also, guido=stuck up and arrogant. Also, dick

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:26am

    MUSIC TO FUCK TO Myspace.com/RauxMusic

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:54pm

    guess you're a loser to then 4:52

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:52pm

    Face it anyone who posts a comment here is pretty much a loser!

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:46am

    1:54 epic comeback. You really told him! I bet he never comes back onto the Internets again!

  • 43 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:36pm

    4:03 .. Stfu cunt, just cause someone watches it makes it so they are like a failure at life? Your cool. I have a job while attending college so I'm anything but a failure at life and I love jersey shore, it's hilarious to watch guidos think they're real people