If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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You'd probably have enough to play 1 game of Mrs Pacman.
And rule number five...you fuck on your own sheets or buy me new ones rule 5.... Fucking on your roommates bed is always subject to full disclosure unless it was with a family member of said roommate at which point you only tell his friends.
What a thoughtful douchebag. Friends or not they're are certain things you just don't share and a bed is one of them. No one fucks in my bed unless I'm involved.
@emmy probably because this persons bed is broke. Alright for self to sleep in; but not safe for hard fucking, unless to risk injury in broken bed.
And if I had a dime for every time I've been fucking your sister while you think I'm on vacation, I'd have enough to buy my own goddamn sheets.
throw it to her on the floor...save the sheets..save the sheets. Fuck the whales. Wait. I didn't mean it like that...
...God I hope not...
Really thoughtful text :-)
how do you get laid so much when you have to use your friend's bed ?
Yeah...go central Indiana. Classy.
House sitting my boss's house long time ago, could not bring myself to fuck this escort on his bed, so used his teen age sons bed. Always felt bad about that
Where the f*ck can you buy sheets for fifty cents?