I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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"Oh look, it's a blue ball" (Christmas Story reference)
What'd you get a pony last year or something? Stop being a dick.
"obviously, you're not a golfer."
The OP could be a guy and most likely is... I don't know why you guys always assume the text is sent by the opposite sex that's mentioned in the text..
No doubt you have plenty of experience handling big, blue balls. Get your shit together woman and maybe he'd get you a ring!
thats fine, girls have terrible aim so she probably wouldn't hit him anyway
test that theory, lemme know how that goes for ya. lol
He wants to include you in his hobbies, be grateful.
Guy above... That was a buzzkill. Way to go.
Omg I know how you feel
Do it over-handed!