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  • "Oh look, it's a blue ball" (Christmas Story reference)

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Dec 13, 10 at 11:22am
  • Marge Simpson?

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 14, 10 at 11:26pm
  • What'd you get a pony last year or something? Stop being a dick.

    Submitted by RyanM on Dec 14, 10 at 1:41am
  • "obviously, you're not a golfer."

    Submitted by nadia24 on Dec 14, 10 at 12:15am
  • The OP could be a guy and most likely is... I don't know why you guys always assume the text is sent by the opposite sex that's mentioned in the text..

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 13, 10 at 11:59pm
  • No doubt you have plenty of experience handling big, blue balls. Get your shit together woman and maybe he'd get you a ring!

    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 13, 10 at 7:58pm
  • thats fine, girls have terrible aim so she probably wouldn't hit him anyway

    Submitted by getwhatuget on Dec 13, 10 at 4:54pm
    • test that theory, lemme know how that goes for ya. lol

      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 14, 10 at 1:24am
  • He wants to include you in his hobbies, be grateful.

    Submitted by lori_ann87 on Dec 15, 10 at 1:42am
  • Guy above... That was a buzzkill. Way to go.

    Submitted by danman21 on Dec 14, 10 at 2:01am
  • Omg I know how you feel

    Submitted by cmillss on Dec 13, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Do it over-handed!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 14, 10 at 6:33am