Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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That means it was entirely unnecessary but still cost five times as much as usual.
YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG!
Ah, so YOU'RE the new iBlow from Apple! Looks like all the hype might actually pay off!
Hahaha, the iBlow will outsell everything, everywhere, ever!
You wore a black turtleneck sweater?
One that doesn't set off alarms or feel very satisfying but he buys into it anyway?
You used your asshole?
You mean you charged him $78,986 for it, them forget to mention that it came with bugs?
Oh, so you over-paid look it to look cool?
If you are worried about apple being overpriced maybe you should stop using your motorola razr and get with the times and who needs flash when you have html5 which is 8 times better.. Try me .. I'm better than you
Great comments, people!
It means, over million people know about it, a great user experience by not comparable with most lovers.
Nice and slow; No flash!!!!!
So what exactly is a Steve blowjob?
Somehow you can live porn. Even in the absence of FLASH.
nice one sharp1e...