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  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:00pm

    to alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:23am

    If you're not wasted, the day is ;D

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:02pm

    Or some crack and a cigar

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:10pm

    Oh Dallas, how I love thee.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:58pm

    i'll pearl of wisdom all over you

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:53pm

    A true pearl of wisdom.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:04pm

    Omg ur my soulmate! I live in Dallas too!

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:23pm

    Agreed! Partyin it up in the dfw!

  • 51 62
    Submitted by pantherbball08 on Mar 31, 10 at 2:45am

    Dallas Texas baby

  • 46 53
    Submitted by renagage on Nov 7, 10 at 1:47pm

    Dude r u Jesus

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:55pm

    Oh how I can relate. All i've got is shit ass wine, which I tried to mix with 7up. Lame.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:33am

    hell yes go dallas :D

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:55am

    Too right you are. Very well put.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:03am

    I agree 250% I drank last night ;)

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:13am

    thats exactly how i felt today. Dont be too upset, this just means youll have to drink twice as much tomorrow ;)

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:56pm

    SECOND!!!!! and a half

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:00pm

    words to live by, my friends, words to live by

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:02am

    Afriday with out Booze is like a Church without a priest....Sorry

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:27pm

    this is me! i've seen this before but i didn't know it was my text. 214 represent!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:02pm

    I'll stuff a pearl of wisdom down your peehole

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:42am

    this man tells the truth

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:05pm

    We called Friday Saturday eve in college, and we would count down when midnight rolled around. Of course, there was lots of alcohol involve, so yes, I agree with OP.

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:51pm

    Yes yes this my friends is very true

  • 27 37
    Submitted by hewhoknows on Jul 23, 11 at 9:37pm

    Yo man tht is so true. Same with a saturday without partying

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:25pm

    Unless you got hammered the night before

  • 33 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:00pm

    Liking the homer quote