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  • Obviously not the only thing that's big if you're eating at Chipotle and carrying around chocolate...

    Submitted by HeyBudHessel on Jan 5, 11 at 2:41pm
  • Or, he really fucking loves chocolate coins.

    Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 5, 11 at 1:38pm
  • chocolate coins and boobs are the same in every language... i thought everyone knew that

    Submitted by sailor_man on Jan 5, 11 at 3:47pm
  • "They're right in front of you, and open very large doors."

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jan 5, 11 at 1:30pm
  • Probably thought the coins were just a side gift since you bleary already paid for it with the only currency I recognize: cleavage

    Submitted by rico69suave on Jan 6, 11 at 6:21pm
  • NOVA reppin

    Submitted by sharweeeek on Jan 5, 11 at 10:50pm
  • Finally?? Girl, this is America! Those knockers started paying off as soon as you got them! I'm glad you're finally realizing their potential!

    Submitted by SALIA on Jan 6, 11 at 7:05am
  • It's the tits, honey. Those things are fucking spectacular

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 6, 11 at 11:34am
  • Sounds like someone with the initials of S.N.F.

    Submitted by cosmoluvr on Apr 29, 11 at 1:37am
  • First!

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 5, 11 at 1:05pm