why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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gotta love the good ol 570 <3
Didnt happen obviously
typical 570, keep making us proud!
haha, i read that as "marijuana mcflurry"
i think i just pulled an ab muscle. and i'm crying. this is fucking hystericalll.
i can just imagine his friend wrestling his phone away from him as he's dialing 911 screaming "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MCFLURRY?!"
Lmao. U my dear... Are amazing
has anyone seen the previews to "THE HANGOVER" I feel like this is a quote that we're going to hear in that movie - haha it looks hiiiiilarious
HAHAH best one yet.
fucking fantastic aHAHAHA.
this seriously just made my day.
omg thats probably one of the funniest things i have heard in a whiiiiile!! hahaha...
This text is epic... definitely in my top 3 tfln's.
Yes! I saw the commercial for that movie! Def should be in the movie. Anyways this is toooo funny i love it!!!!
if a margarita mcflurry was offered at mcdonald's i feel like i would eat there a lot more often...
this is why i love nepa.
this is the best thing ive ever read
Ohhhhhhhhh my god that shit is HILARIOUS
I laughed 'til I wasn't even making sound anymore, then choked on my tongue ring. I almost died, but definitely worth it.
officially best one ever
my favorite one!!!!!!!! so funny! i love this site so much hahahaaa!!!
holy shit! that's the best thing i've heard all year!!!!
i have seen photo evidence of a girl in the 570 hanging out her car window...ordering liquor/possibly a margarity mcflurry...from mcdonalds at 2am
Next time you should order diet water lol
I HAVE YET TO READ A BETTER ONE ON HERE.
I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.
this makes me happy to be in the 570 area.
I dreamed of a crown and coke blizzard from DQ after I read this. Whoa....
mmm...a margarita mcflurry. i'll take 3
what could you have possibly put on that hit list?
for the win! im crying this was so funny
best text conversation that has ever existed.
hell ya for the 570!!! im in the 305 but born in 570 and love seeing this!
wow...this is totally great!
Thats fuckin hilarious!
I LOVE THIS! i litterally fell off my stool bc i was laughing so hard :]
LMFAO that's fucking amazing, seriously
nice try july 17 8:36 but no it wasn't
LMFAO I just laughed so hard that my boss came over and yelled at me haha
Amazing!!! lmao The best I have read on here. lol
this makes me feel alittle better about being from nepa. XD
570 for life... wonder where they were... esu'ers?
hellllls yea. i miss the burg
that is a BRILLIANT idea! mcdonald's, make it happen.
Best drive thru story. Ever.
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yes Pennsylvania!
I just laughed so hard i cried, this is fucking hilarious
hahaha thats hilarious.
"marijuana mcflurry" even better lol
I seriously just DIED laughing reading this. Fucking priceless.
agree with above, really wish i saw this kid order a margarita mcflurry, being from 570, i can sadly see it happening it too...
$20 says stroudsburg.
wow people up here are weird, i live in 570 and up near the NP highschool theres a mcdonalds and kids were high and jumped in the window cause they were talking too long
HAHAHAHAHAH . funny as hell
OH MY GOD! This was so hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I read it again and its my area! Epic win.
i <3 that this person seems to pissed that he/she didn't have more people on their hit list.
I wish I had witnessed this.
Hahaha this made my day!
I've done this at burger king..
NEPA.....there's nowhere like it!
nope...scranton! U of S class of '08 baby! thank you, thank you
This is awesome! I'll take one for now, and one for later! In all of the flavors, of course...
one of my friends ordered Vodka with her dinner at KFC one night... it was hilarious ^_^
This is the best one ive read in a while! nicely done!
I once screamed at the drive-thru to worker to "slip a little more than pop into my drink" while trashed one night.
oh my god! who in my fucking town said this? i'd soooo love to know :p it's awwwwesome!
not surprised one but that it's from the 570. lindsey, is that you? HAHA
the greatest thing i ever read here
LMFAO, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny. Dear God, lmfao I love your sense of humor.
haha that text was ssent by me :)
I tried to order one from mcdonalds and they just looked at me weird .... :(
cracked up for ever about this, your my hero
i seriously just loled
hahahahaha i ordered vodka with my happy meal one drunken night at mcd's
ahhaha...fantastic that you called 911. like that bitch that got upset because they ran outta mcnuggets and called 911 like 6 times... I love people...
Holy shit that's hilarious!!!
Are you fucking serious?
How do I favorite shit? Cuz this would b in there...
Love it 570!! This shit makes me laugh every time!
570, always so proud, of getting no where in life. Best place EVER.
hahahaha that was hilarious i had to pause my life for laughter...try Burger King "you can have it your way" eff McD!!!
hahahahahahahaha best onnnnnnne by farrr
I need a margarita mcflurry now!!
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! LMFAO
I cried reading this...so far this is the best one.
Please tell me this was referring to the south Scranton mcdonalds after 2am!
Only in schuylkill haven.....Mickshaw
OH WOW! best thing i have read in a long time.
i would have love to seen that
Hilarious !! Love it !!
continued from above my screennames sealsoup if anyone from 570 is chill im down to hang
OMG Laughed until I cried.... thrice!
Only in the 570....
Fuck I love the valley.
I LOVE THIS! I tell everyone
I want to know this person!
I acctually like vodka mcflurries
My god Scranton should be burned to the ground and cool story bro way to perpetuate the state of suck that is 570
Well played my friend.
i love you scranton<333
lmao thats funny! u should come chill wit me n my friends haha we do shit like that all the time!
😭😂 Too funny
stroudsburg? please say it is so
they should totally make margarita mcflurries!
Greatest post ever.
This is phenomenal! I want to party w this person
Haha I would do that!!! -Kima law
So fuckin funny i cant stop laughing