why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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gotta love the good ol 570 <3
Didnt happen obviously
typical 570, keep making us proud!
haha, i read that as "marijuana mcflurry"
Lmao. U my dear... Are amazing
this seriously just made my day.
omg thats probably one of the funniest things i have heard in a whiiiiile!! hahaha...
fucking fantastic aHAHAHA.
i think i just pulled an ab muscle. and i'm crying. this is fucking hystericalll.
i can just imagine his friend wrestling his phone away from him as he's dialing 911 screaming "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MCFLURRY?!"
has anyone seen the previews to "THE HANGOVER" I feel like this is a quote that we're going to hear in that movie - haha it looks hiiiiilarious
HAHAH best one yet.
This text is epic... definitely in my top 3 tfln's.
this is the best thing ive ever read
Ohhhhhhhhh my god that shit is HILARIOUS
holy shit! that's the best thing i've heard all year!!!!
this is why i love nepa.
for the win! im crying this was so funny
what could you have possibly put on that hit list?
this makes me happy to be in the 570 area.
I laughed 'til I wasn't even making sound anymore, then choked on my tongue ring. I almost died, but definitely worth it.
my favorite one!!!!!!!! so funny! i love this site so much hahahaaa!!!
I dreamed of a crown and coke blizzard from DQ after I read this. Whoa....
i have seen photo evidence of a girl in the 570 hanging out her car window...ordering liquor/possibly a margarity mcflurry...from mcdonalds at 2am
if a margarita mcflurry was offered at mcdonald's i feel like i would eat there a lot more often...
Yes! I saw the commercial for that movie! Def should be in the movie. Anyways this is toooo funny i love it!!!!
mmm...a margarita mcflurry. i'll take 3
Thats fuckin hilarious!
I HAVE YET TO READ A BETTER ONE ON HERE.
I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.
wow...this is totally great!
Next time you should order diet water lol
officially best one ever
hell ya for the 570!!! im in the 305 but born in 570 and love seeing this!
best text conversation that has ever existed.
Amazing!!! lmao The best I have read on here. lol
nice try july 17 8:36 but no it wasn't
LMFAO that's fucking amazing, seriously
I just laughed so hard i cried, this is fucking hilarious
LMFAO I just laughed so hard that my boss came over and yelled at me haha
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THIS! i litterally fell off my stool bc i was laughing so hard :]
this makes me feel alittle better about being from nepa. XD
the greatest thing i ever read here
hellllls yea. i miss the burg
Best drive thru story. Ever.
570 for life... wonder where they were... esu'ers?
I wish I had witnessed this.
HAHAHAHAHAH . funny as hell
that is a BRILLIANT idea! mcdonald's, make it happen.
Oh yes Pennsylvania!
I've done this at burger king..
OH MY GOD! This was so hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I read it again and its my area! Epic win.
$20 says stroudsburg.
NEPA.....there's nowhere like it!
I seriously just DIED laughing reading this. Fucking priceless.
Hahaha this made my day!
This is awesome! I'll take one for now, and one for later! In all of the flavors, of course...
one of my friends ordered Vodka with her dinner at KFC one night... it was hilarious ^_^
hahaha thats hilarious.
"marijuana mcflurry" even better lol
wow people up here are weird, i live in 570 and up near the NP highschool theres a mcdonalds and kids were high and jumped in the window cause they were talking too long
i <3 that this person seems to pissed that he/she didn't have more people on their hit list.
nope...scranton! U of S class of '08 baby! thank you, thank you
I once screamed at the drive-thru to worker to "slip a little more than pop into my drink" while trashed one night.
LMFAO, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny. Dear God, lmfao I love your sense of humor.
agree with above, really wish i saw this kid order a margarita mcflurry, being from 570, i can sadly see it happening it too...
This is the best one ive read in a while! nicely done!
I tried to order one from mcdonalds and they just looked at me weird .... :(
oh my god! who in my fucking town said this? i'd soooo love to know :p it's awwwwesome!
I need a margarita mcflurry now!!
not surprised one but that it's from the 570. lindsey, is that you? HAHA
haha that text was ssent by me :)
hahahaha that was hilarious i had to pause my life for laughter...try Burger King "you can have it your way" eff McD!!!
cracked up for ever about this, your my hero
How do I favorite shit? Cuz this would b in there...
570, always so proud, of getting no where in life. Best place EVER.
i seriously just loled
hahahahaha i ordered vodka with my happy meal one drunken night at mcd's
Are you fucking serious?
Only in schuylkill haven.....Mickshaw
Holy shit that's hilarious!!!
hahahahahahahaha best onnnnnnne by farrr
ahhaha...fantastic that you called 911. like that bitch that got upset because they ran outta mcnuggets and called 911 like 6 times... I love people...
Love it 570!! This shit makes me laugh every time!
I cried reading this...so far this is the best one.
Hilarious !! Love it !!
Please tell me this was referring to the south Scranton mcdonalds after 2am!
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! LMFAO
OH WOW! best thing i have read in a long time.
i would have love to seen that
Only in the 570....
Fuck I love the valley.
I LOVE THIS! I tell everyone
I want to know this person!
OMG Laughed until I cried.... thrice!
continued from above my screennames sealsoup if anyone from 570 is chill im down to hang
i love you scranton<333
😭😂 Too funny
lmao thats funny! u should come chill wit me n my friends haha we do shit like that all the time!
I acctually like vodka mcflurries
Well played my friend.
they should totally make margarita mcflurries!
This is phenomenal! I want to party w this person
stroudsburg? please say it is so
My god Scranton should be burned to the ground and cool story bro way to perpetuate the state of suck that is 570
Greatest post ever.
Haha I would do that!!! -Kima law
So fuckin funny i cant stop laughing