why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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gotta love the good ol 570 <3
Didnt happen obviously
typical 570, keep making us proud!
haha, i read that as "marijuana mcflurry"
Lmao. U my dear... Are amazing
i think i just pulled an ab muscle. and i'm crying. this is fucking hystericalll.
i can just imagine his friend wrestling his phone away from him as he's dialing 911 screaming "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MCFLURRY?!"
this seriously just made my day.
has anyone seen the previews to "THE HANGOVER" I feel like this is a quote that we're going to hear in that movie - haha it looks hiiiiilarious
omg thats probably one of the funniest things i have heard in a whiiiiile!! hahaha...
HAHAH best one yet.
fucking fantastic aHAHAHA.
This text is epic... definitely in my top 3 tfln's.
Yes! I saw the commercial for that movie! Def should be in the movie. Anyways this is toooo funny i love it!!!!
this is the best thing ive ever read
this is why i love nepa.
Ohhhhhhhhh my god that shit is HILARIOUS
my favorite one!!!!!!!! so funny! i love this site so much hahahaaa!!!
for the win! im crying this was so funny
if a margarita mcflurry was offered at mcdonald's i feel like i would eat there a lot more often...
this makes me happy to be in the 570 area.
i have seen photo evidence of a girl in the 570 hanging out her car window...ordering liquor/possibly a margarity mcflurry...from mcdonalds at 2am
I laughed 'til I wasn't even making sound anymore, then choked on my tongue ring. I almost died, but definitely worth it.
what could you have possibly put on that hit list?
I dreamed of a crown and coke blizzard from DQ after I read this. Whoa....
holy shit! that's the best thing i've heard all year!!!!
mmm...a margarita mcflurry. i'll take 3
Next time you should order diet water lol
I HAVE YET TO READ A BETTER ONE ON HERE.
I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.
officially best one ever
best text conversation that has ever existed.
wow...this is totally great!
Thats fuckin hilarious!
hell ya for the 570!!! im in the 305 but born in 570 and love seeing this!
Amazing!!! lmao The best I have read on here. lol
nice try july 17 8:36 but no it wasn't
LMFAO that's fucking amazing, seriously
I LOVE THIS! i litterally fell off my stool bc i was laughing so hard :]
hellllls yea. i miss the burg
I just laughed so hard i cried, this is fucking hilarious
LMFAO I just laughed so hard that my boss came over and yelled at me haha
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is a BRILLIANT idea! mcdonald's, make it happen.
Oh yes Pennsylvania!
this makes me feel alittle better about being from nepa. XD
570 for life... wonder where they were... esu'ers?
Best drive thru story. Ever.
OH MY GOD! This was so hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I read it again and its my area! Epic win.
$20 says stroudsburg.
hahaha thats hilarious.
"marijuana mcflurry" even better lol
I wish I had witnessed this.
I've done this at burger king..
HAHAHAHAHAH . funny as hell
This is awesome! I'll take one for now, and one for later! In all of the flavors, of course...
one of my friends ordered Vodka with her dinner at KFC one night... it was hilarious ^_^
I seriously just DIED laughing reading this. Fucking priceless.
Hahaha this made my day!
nope...scranton! U of S class of '08 baby! thank you, thank you
NEPA.....there's nowhere like it!
wow people up here are weird, i live in 570 and up near the NP highschool theres a mcdonalds and kids were high and jumped in the window cause they were talking too long
agree with above, really wish i saw this kid order a margarita mcflurry, being from 570, i can sadly see it happening it too...
the greatest thing i ever read here
i <3 that this person seems to pissed that he/she didn't have more people on their hit list.
I once screamed at the drive-thru to worker to "slip a little more than pop into my drink" while trashed one night.
oh my god! who in my fucking town said this? i'd soooo love to know :p it's awwwwesome!
This is the best one ive read in a while! nicely done!
LMFAO, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny. Dear God, lmfao I love your sense of humor.
haha that text was ssent by me :)
I tried to order one from mcdonalds and they just looked at me weird .... :(
not surprised one but that it's from the 570. lindsey, is that you? HAHA
cracked up for ever about this, your my hero
Holy shit that's hilarious!!!
i seriously just loled
I need a margarita mcflurry now!!
How do I favorite shit? Cuz this would b in there...
Are you fucking serious?
Love it 570!! This shit makes me laugh every time!
570, always so proud, of getting no where in life. Best place EVER.
hahahahaha i ordered vodka with my happy meal one drunken night at mcd's
ahhaha...fantastic that you called 911. like that bitch that got upset because they ran outta mcnuggets and called 911 like 6 times... I love people...
hahahaha that was hilarious i had to pause my life for laughter...try Burger King "you can have it your way" eff McD!!!
hahahahahahahaha best onnnnnnne by farrr
I cried reading this...so far this is the best one.
Hilarious !! Love it !!
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! LMFAO
OH WOW! best thing i have read in a long time.
i would have love to seen that
Please tell me this was referring to the south Scranton mcdonalds after 2am!
Only in schuylkill haven.....Mickshaw
I LOVE THIS! I tell everyone
Only in the 570....
Fuck I love the valley.
OMG Laughed until I cried.... thrice!
continued from above my screennames sealsoup if anyone from 570 is chill im down to hang
I want to know this person!
i love you scranton<333
I acctually like vodka mcflurries
lmao thats funny! u should come chill wit me n my friends haha we do shit like that all the time!
😭😂 Too funny
Well played my friend.
they should totally make margarita mcflurries!
My god Scranton should be burned to the ground and cool story bro way to perpetuate the state of suck that is 570
This is phenomenal! I want to party w this person
stroudsburg? please say it is so
Greatest post ever.
Haha I would do that!!! -Kima law
So fuckin funny i cant stop laughing