why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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gotta love the good ol 570 <3
typical 570, keep making us proud!
Didnt happen obviously
haha, i read that as "marijuana mcflurry"
Lmao. U my dear... Are amazing
i think i just pulled an ab muscle. and i'm crying. this is fucking hystericalll.
i can just imagine his friend wrestling his phone away from him as he's dialing 911 screaming "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MCFLURRY?!"
HAHAH best one yet.
has anyone seen the previews to "THE HANGOVER" I feel like this is a quote that we're going to hear in that movie - haha it looks hiiiiilarious
omg thats probably one of the funniest things i have heard in a whiiiiile!! hahaha...
fucking fantastic aHAHAHA.
this seriously just made my day.
if a margarita mcflurry was offered at mcdonald's i feel like i would eat there a lot more often...
Yes! I saw the commercial for that movie! Def should be in the movie. Anyways this is toooo funny i love it!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhh my god that shit is HILARIOUS
this is the best thing ive ever read
I dreamed of a crown and coke blizzard from DQ after I read this. Whoa....
this is why i love nepa.
This text is epic... definitely in my top 3 tfln's.
my favorite one!!!!!!!! so funny! i love this site so much hahahaaa!!!
i have seen photo evidence of a girl in the 570 hanging out her car window...ordering liquor/possibly a margarity mcflurry...from mcdonalds at 2am
holy shit! that's the best thing i've heard all year!!!!
Next time you should order diet water lol
officially best one ever
mmm...a margarita mcflurry. i'll take 3
for the win! im crying this was so funny
I laughed 'til I wasn't even making sound anymore, then choked on my tongue ring. I almost died, but definitely worth it.
what could you have possibly put on that hit list?
best text conversation that has ever existed.
I HAVE YET TO READ A BETTER ONE ON HERE.
I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.
hell ya for the 570!!! im in the 305 but born in 570 and love seeing this!
wow...this is totally great!
nice try july 17 8:36 but no it wasn't
LMFAO I just laughed so hard that my boss came over and yelled at me haha
this makes me happy to be in the 570 area.
This is awesome! I'll take one for now, and one for later! In all of the flavors, of course...
one of my friends ordered Vodka with her dinner at KFC one night... it was hilarious ^_^
Thats fuckin hilarious!
LMFAO that's fucking amazing, seriously
I LOVE THIS! i litterally fell off my stool bc i was laughing so hard :]
agree with above, really wish i saw this kid order a margarita mcflurry, being from 570, i can sadly see it happening it too...
hellllls yea. i miss the burg
570 for life... wonder where they were... esu'ers?
this makes me feel alittle better about being from nepa. XD
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best drive thru story. Ever.
that is a BRILLIANT idea! mcdonald's, make it happen.
Amazing!!! lmao The best I have read on here. lol
hahaha thats hilarious.
"marijuana mcflurry" even better lol
I wish I had witnessed this.
OH MY GOD! This was so hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I read it again and its my area! Epic win.
i <3 that this person seems to pissed that he/she didn't have more people on their hit list.
I seriously just DIED laughing reading this. Fucking priceless.
Hahaha this made my day!
wow people up here are weird, i live in 570 and up near the NP highschool theres a mcdonalds and kids were high and jumped in the window cause they were talking too long
I just laughed so hard i cried, this is fucking hilarious
HAHAHAHAHAH . funny as hell
$20 says stroudsburg.
I once screamed at the drive-thru to worker to "slip a little more than pop into my drink" while trashed one night.
I've done this at burger king..
This is the best one ive read in a while! nicely done!
not surprised one but that it's from the 570. lindsey, is that you? HAHA
nope...scranton! U of S class of '08 baby! thank you, thank you
haha that text was ssent by me :)
oh my god! who in my fucking town said this? i'd soooo love to know :p it's awwwwesome!
hahahahaha i ordered vodka with my happy meal one drunken night at mcd's
the greatest thing i ever read here
Oh yes Pennsylvania!
I tried to order one from mcdonalds and they just looked at me weird .... :(
Are you fucking serious?
LMFAO, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny. Dear God, lmfao I love your sense of humor.
570, always so proud, of getting no where in life. Best place EVER.
Holy shit that's hilarious!!!
How do I favorite shit? Cuz this would b in there...
cracked up for ever about this, your my hero
NEPA.....there's nowhere like it!
Love it 570!! This shit makes me laugh every time!
hahahahahahahaha best onnnnnnne by farrr
hahahaha that was hilarious i had to pause my life for laughter...try Burger King "you can have it your way" eff McD!!!
ahhaha...fantastic that you called 911. like that bitch that got upset because they ran outta mcnuggets and called 911 like 6 times... I love people...
i seriously just loled
I need a margarita mcflurry now!!
OH WOW! best thing i have read in a long time.
i would have love to seen that
Please tell me this was referring to the south Scranton mcdonalds after 2am!
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! LMFAO
Only in schuylkill haven.....Mickshaw
I cried reading this...so far this is the best one.
Hilarious !! Love it !!
OMG Laughed until I cried.... thrice!
I LOVE THIS! I tell everyone
continued from above my screennames sealsoup if anyone from 570 is chill im down to hang
Well played my friend.
My god Scranton should be burned to the ground and cool story bro way to perpetuate the state of suck that is 570
i love you scranton<333
they should totally make margarita mcflurries!
I want to know this person!
stroudsburg? please say it is so
Only in the 570....
Fuck I love the valley.
Greatest post ever.
This is phenomenal! I want to party w this person
😭😂 Too funny
I acctually like vodka mcflurries
Haha I would do that!!! -Kima law
lmao thats funny! u should come chill wit me n my friends haha we do shit like that all the time!
So fuckin funny i cant stop laughing