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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:35am

    i think i just pulled an ab muscle. and i'm crying. this is fucking hystericalll. i can just imagine his friend wrestling his phone away from him as he's dialing 911 screaming "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MCFLURRY?!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:49am

    hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:16am

    haha, i read that as "marijuana mcflurry"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:42pm

    this is the best thing ive ever read

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:59am

    fucking fantastic aHAHAHA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:11pm

    Lmao. U my dear... Are amazing

  • Submitted by Snoop_A_Loop on May 14, 10 at 1:03pm

    I laughed 'til I wasn't even making sound anymore, then choked on my tongue ring. I almost died, but definitely worth it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:42am

    if a margarita mcflurry was offered at mcdonald's i feel like i would eat there a lot more often...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:07pm

    I've done this at burger king..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:52am

    typical 570, keep making us proud!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:43pm

    hahahahahahahaha best onnnnnnne by farrr

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:14am

    HAHAH best one yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:01am

    Didnt happen obviously

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:06am

    has anyone seen the previews to "THE HANGOVER" I feel like this is a quote that we're going to hear in that movie - haha it looks hiiiiilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:14pm

    I LOVE THIS! I tell everyone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:15pm

    this is why i love nepa.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:51pm

    hahahahaahhaa. hysterical.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:02pm

    wow people up here are weird, i live in 570 and up near the NP highschool theres a mcdonalds and kids were high and jumped in the window cause they were talking too long

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:09pm

    nope...scranton! U of S class of '08 baby! thank you, thank you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:39am

    I LOVE THIS! i litterally fell off my stool bc i was laughing so hard :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:33am

    gotta love the good ol 570 <3

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    Submitted by meganeb123 on Feb 20, 11 at 2:28pm

    Oh yes Pennsylvania!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:30pm

    this seriously just made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:57pm

    nice try july 17 8:36 but no it wasn't

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:58pm

    hahahaha that was hilarious i had to pause my life for laughter...try Burger King "you can have it your way" eff McD!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:29am

    I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:25pm

    i seriously just loled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:30pm

    I cried reading this...so far this is the best one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:24am

    holy shit! that's the best thing i've heard all year!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:21pm

    I tried to order one from mcdonalds and they just looked at me weird .... :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:23am

    $20 says stroudsburg.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:02am

    NEPA.....there's nowhere like it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:10pm

    officially best one ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:48pm

    what could you have possibly put on that hit list?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32pm

    OH MY GOD! This was so hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I read it again and its my area! Epic win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:34am

    Thats fuckin hilarious!

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    Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:13pm

    Next time you should order diet water lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:40pm

    my favorite one!!!!!!!! so funny! i love this site so much hahahaaa!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:14am

    Only in the 570.... Fuck I love the valley.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:58pm

    not surprised one but that it's from the 570. lindsey, is that you? HAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:19pm

    I seriously just DIED laughing reading this. Fucking priceless.

  • Submitted by Aedantakai on Nov 14, 10 at 3:21pm

    OMG Laughed until I cried.... thrice!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:40pm

    oh my god! who in my fucking town said this? i'd soooo love to know :p it's awwwwesome!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:55am

    570, always so proud, of getting no where in life. Best place EVER.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:44pm

    My god Scranton should be burned to the ground and cool story bro way to perpetuate the state of suck that is 570

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:53am

    this makes me feel alittle better about being from nepa. XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:08am

    I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! LMFAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:18pm

    I need a margarita mcflurry now!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:53am

    wow...this is totally great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:53pm

    that is a BRILLIANT idea! mcdonald's, make it happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:17pm

    570 for life... wonder where they were... esu'ers?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:42am

    for the win! im crying this was so funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:03pm

    continued from above my screennames sealsoup if anyone from 570 is chill im down to hang

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:11pm

    this makes me happy to be in the 570 area.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:16pm

    i have seen photo evidence of a girl in the 570 hanging out her car window...ordering liquor/possibly a margarity mcflurry...from mcdonalds at 2am

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:51am

    Ohhhhhhhhh my god that shit is HILARIOUS

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:20pm

    This is the best one ive read in a while! nicely done!

  • Submitted by lostnwonderland on Feb 12, 10 at 2:13am

    ahhaha...fantastic that you called 911. like that bitch that got upset because they ran outta mcnuggets and called 911 like 6 times... I love people...

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    Submitted by ditzzzichick on Aug 17, 11 at 3:29am

    I want to know this person!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 7:49pm

    This is phenomenal! I want to party w this person

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:01am

    hahahahaha i ordered vodka with my happy meal one drunken night at mcd's

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:16pm

    This is awesome! I'll take one for now, and one for later! In all of the flavors, of course... one of my friends ordered Vodka with her dinner at KFC one night... it was hilarious ^_^

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Jun 17, 11 at 12:11am

    Love it 570!! This shit makes me laugh every time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:23am

    agree with above, really wish i saw this kid order a margarita mcflurry, being from 570, i can sadly see it happening it too...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:34pm

    LMFAO, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny. Dear God, lmfao I love your sense of humor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:01pm

    I dreamed of a crown and coke blizzard from DQ after I read this. Whoa....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:26am

    I wish I had witnessed this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:24am

    How do I favorite shit? Cuz this would b in there...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:28pm

    HAHAHAHAHAH . funny as hell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35am

    I HAVE YET TO READ A BETTER ONE ON HERE. I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:34am

    mmm...a margarita mcflurry. i'll take 3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:54am

    LMFAO that's fucking amazing, seriously

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:14am

    Yes! I saw the commercial for that movie! Def should be in the movie. Anyways this is toooo funny i love it!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:01am

    Please tell me this was referring to the south Scranton mcdonalds after 2am!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:23am

    the greatest thing i ever read here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:32am

    Holy shit that's hilarious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:56am

    I once screamed at the drive-thru to worker to "slip a little more than pop into my drink" while trashed one night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:40am

    hellllls yea. i miss the burg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:31am

    hahaha thats hilarious. "marijuana mcflurry" even better lol

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    Submitted by labellavita570 on Dec 24, 10 at 2:26am

    570<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:50pm

    Best drive thru story. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:43am

    best text conversation that has ever existed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:49pm

    i <3 that this person seems to pissed that he/she didn't have more people on their hit list.

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    Submitted by Conrod on Jul 2, 11 at 1:04pm

    Are you fucking serious?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:20am

    Only in schuylkill haven.....Mickshaw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:07pm

    This text is epic... definitely in my top 3 tfln's.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:05pm

    i love you scranton<333

  • Submitted by boostitorjunkit on May 25, 10 at 7:53pm

    lmao thats funny! u should come chill wit me n my friends haha we do shit like that all the time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:21pm

    LMFAO I just laughed so hard that my boss came over and yelled at me haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:51pm

    omg thats probably one of the funniest things i have heard in a whiiiiile!! hahaha...

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    Submitted by eldominador01 on Dec 19, 11 at 3:06am

    Well played my friend.

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    Submitted by Dawnalisa526 on Aug 25, 12 at 10:11pm

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by alaysha_0 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:01am

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:23am

    OH WOW! best thing i have read in a long time. i would have love to seen that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:32pm

    Hahaha this made my day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:17pm

    hell ya for the 570!!! im in the 305 but born in 570 and love seeing this!

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    Submitted by studmuffin69 on Jan 4, 12 at 10:45pm

    Greatest post ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:51pm

    cracked up for ever about this, your my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:28am

    Amazing!!! lmao The best I have read on here. lol

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    Submitted by Eileen_Dover on Jul 24, 10 at 3:35am

    Hahaha YES!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:37am

    stroudsburg? please say it is so

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:36pm

    I just laughed so hard i cried, this is fucking hilarious

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    Submitted by nikkilovexoxo on Apr 6, 11 at 10:00pm

    So fuckin funny i cant stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:36pm

    haha that text was ssent by me :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:56pm

    they should totally make margarita mcflurries!

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 21, 12 at 5:36pm

    😭😂 Too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:06pm

    Hilarious !! Love it !!

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    Submitted by Vund3rV0dk4 on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am

    I acctually like vodka mcflurries

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:27am

    Haha I would do that!!! -Kima law