why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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gotta love the good ol 570 <3
Didnt happen obviously
typical 570, keep making us proud!
haha, i read that as "marijuana mcflurry"
Lmao. U my dear... Are amazing
omg thats probably one of the funniest things i have heard in a whiiiiile!! hahaha...
this seriously just made my day.
fucking fantastic aHAHAHA.
i think i just pulled an ab muscle. and i'm crying. this is fucking hystericalll.
i can just imagine his friend wrestling his phone away from him as he's dialing 911 screaming "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MCFLURRY?!"
has anyone seen the previews to "THE HANGOVER" I feel like this is a quote that we're going to hear in that movie - haha it looks hiiiiilarious
HAHAH best one yet.
This text is epic... definitely in my top 3 tfln's.
this is the best thing ive ever read
Ohhhhhhhhh my god that shit is HILARIOUS
this is why i love nepa.
holy shit! that's the best thing i've heard all year!!!!
I laughed 'til I wasn't even making sound anymore, then choked on my tongue ring. I almost died, but definitely worth it.
for the win! im crying this was so funny
this makes me happy to be in the 570 area.
what could you have possibly put on that hit list?
my favorite one!!!!!!!! so funny! i love this site so much hahahaaa!!!
i have seen photo evidence of a girl in the 570 hanging out her car window...ordering liquor/possibly a margarity mcflurry...from mcdonalds at 2am
Yes! I saw the commercial for that movie! Def should be in the movie. Anyways this is toooo funny i love it!!!!
I dreamed of a crown and coke blizzard from DQ after I read this. Whoa....
if a margarita mcflurry was offered at mcdonald's i feel like i would eat there a lot more often...
mmm...a margarita mcflurry. i'll take 3
Next time you should order diet water lol
I HAVE YET TO READ A BETTER ONE ON HERE.
I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.
officially best one ever
Thats fuckin hilarious!
hell ya for the 570!!! im in the 305 but born in 570 and love seeing this!
best text conversation that has ever existed.
wow...this is totally great!
Amazing!!! lmao The best I have read on here. lol
nice try july 17 8:36 but no it wasn't
LMFAO that's fucking amazing, seriously
I just laughed so hard i cried, this is fucking hilarious
LMFAO I just laughed so hard that my boss came over and yelled at me haha
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH . funny as hell
hellllls yea. i miss the burg
570 for life... wonder where they were... esu'ers?
this makes me feel alittle better about being from nepa. XD
I wish I had witnessed this.
$20 says stroudsburg.
I LOVE THIS! i litterally fell off my stool bc i was laughing so hard :]
that is a BRILLIANT idea! mcdonald's, make it happen.
Oh yes Pennsylvania!
OH MY GOD! This was so hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I read it again and its my area! Epic win.
the greatest thing i ever read here
Best drive thru story. Ever.
I've done this at burger king..
This is awesome! I'll take one for now, and one for later! In all of the flavors, of course...
one of my friends ordered Vodka with her dinner at KFC one night... it was hilarious ^_^
NEPA.....there's nowhere like it!
Hahaha this made my day!
hahaha thats hilarious.
"marijuana mcflurry" even better lol
I seriously just DIED laughing reading this. Fucking priceless.
wow people up here are weird, i live in 570 and up near the NP highschool theres a mcdonalds and kids were high and jumped in the window cause they were talking too long
i <3 that this person seems to pissed that he/she didn't have more people on their hit list.
agree with above, really wish i saw this kid order a margarita mcflurry, being from 570, i can sadly see it happening it too...
nope...scranton! U of S class of '08 baby! thank you, thank you
I once screamed at the drive-thru to worker to "slip a little more than pop into my drink" while trashed one night.
LMFAO, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny. Dear God, lmfao I love your sense of humor.
I tried to order one from mcdonalds and they just looked at me weird .... :(
This is the best one ive read in a while! nicely done!
oh my god! who in my fucking town said this? i'd soooo love to know :p it's awwwwesome!
not surprised one but that it's from the 570. lindsey, is that you? HAHA
haha that text was ssent by me :)
I need a margarita mcflurry now!!
cracked up for ever about this, your my hero
hahahaha that was hilarious i had to pause my life for laughter...try Burger King "you can have it your way" eff McD!!!
570, always so proud, of getting no where in life. Best place EVER.
hahahahaha i ordered vodka with my happy meal one drunken night at mcd's
Are you fucking serious?
How do I favorite shit? Cuz this would b in there...
i seriously just loled
Holy shit that's hilarious!!!
ahhaha...fantastic that you called 911. like that bitch that got upset because they ran outta mcnuggets and called 911 like 6 times... I love people...
hahahahahahahaha best onnnnnnne by farrr
Only in schuylkill haven.....Mickshaw
I cried reading this...so far this is the best one.
Love it 570!! This shit makes me laugh every time!
Hilarious !! Love it !!
Please tell me this was referring to the south Scranton mcdonalds after 2am!
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! LMFAO
OH WOW! best thing i have read in a long time.
i would have love to seen that
Only in the 570....
Fuck I love the valley.
I LOVE THIS! I tell everyone
I want to know this person!
OMG Laughed until I cried.... thrice!
continued from above my screennames sealsoup if anyone from 570 is chill im down to hang
i love you scranton<333
😭😂 Too funny
lmao thats funny! u should come chill wit me n my friends haha we do shit like that all the time!
I acctually like vodka mcflurries
Well played my friend.
This is phenomenal! I want to party w this person
they should totally make margarita mcflurries!
stroudsburg? please say it is so
My god Scranton should be burned to the ground and cool story bro way to perpetuate the state of suck that is 570
Greatest post ever.
Haha I would do that!!! -Kima law
So fuckin funny i cant stop laughing