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  • 4:27 maybe you just aren't invited to many parties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:34pm
  • everyone thinks they have the best texts. i've tried posting some good ones but not a single one gets on here. doesn't make sense. this party, tho, does sound different....sure a bit young, but hey why not? something out of the ordinary. could even bring some brownies! ~e.v.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:49pm
  • ABC party anyone? if you don't know what it is look it up :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:38pm
  • "sofa king" is lame...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:58pm
  • I love Vt. This sounds fantastic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:45am
  • "sofa king" was funny 5 years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:00pm
  • yes "sofa king" is lame... and i'm stealing the party idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Please tell me they mean drugs and not PB&J with baggies of pretzels. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:08pm
  • hahaha, such a good ideaaaa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:05pm
  • How old are you, 4.15?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:46pm
  • This is actually an interesting idea for a party. I would do it, but I think I'd have just as much fun getting belligerently shwasted and not trading shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Sounds more interesting than the old "let's all go sit on the various chairs in person X's apartment and drink shitty beer and cheap vodka" parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:52pm
  • 2:10- Ex lowers inhibitions and raises sensation. It's not expensive. I've seen it used for rufie-ish purposes, not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:06am
  • it would work out pretty good, someone bring a batch of brownies, some root beer and orange juice (oh the band camp memories). could be entertaining with the right people. ~e.v.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:56pm
  • you guys want your mom to pack your lunches for the party.......then bring booze............and end up in a food fight! im totally in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:31am
  • i don't think mine are the best texts, i know they are. definitely better than all the ones on here. :) but whateverr, i want some brownies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:52pm
  • shit i have the best texts ever. and they never make it on here. mother fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 8:24pm
  • haha i like this idea. im totally gonna do it. i love lunch food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:44pm
  • I don't care what you guys say, this sounds like an awesome party idea. It's different, at the very least. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:01pm
  • some weEeEeeEd brownies, yup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:57pm
  • LOL srry 3:58 I feel ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:00pm
  • This sounds like an immediate party where roofies & tabs of X would be dropped in drinks & deliberately traded with specific people... over all? Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:48pm
  • definitely had this party theme last week!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:55pm
  • doubtful you would text this to someone after sex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:50am
  • This idea is pure genius. haha but when i first read this I imagined it was a 5th grader talking to his friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:02pm
  • that's what i thought was happening, 5:15. reminded me of my middle school days and bringing "grape juice" for lunch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:19pm