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  • Submitted by bethlehammie on Mar 2, 11 at 3:14pm

    I like it when my man tells me I'm a good girl, makes me feel dirty ;)

  • Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 2, 11 at 3:38pm

    its because he didnt know your real name...

  • Submitted by DanDinoInsanity on Mar 2, 11 at 1:54pm

    Were you guys doin it doggie style?

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 4, 11 at 8:55am

      either way, he was stuffin his milk bone in her beggin strip

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 11 at 7:35am

    Aboriginals can't make sandwiches. Fact.

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    Submitted by aunt_zelda on Mar 3, 11 at 11:13pm

    Maybe it was intentional? Some people are into that ...

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    Submitted by scarletskyy on Mar 2, 11 at 8:49pm

    I hate that shit. Say fuck yes, oh my god, or stay quiet. Men need to learn that they are only as attractive as the length of time they can be silent.

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      Submitted by destructo on Mar 2, 11 at 11:03pm

      Ha! I love sexist humor. Here, let me try....hows bout you get in the kitchen and do the dishes while the men talk. BOOSH!

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      Submitted by SwatTheTwat on Mar 2, 11 at 11:47pm

      make me a sammich

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    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Mar 3, 11 at 1:43am

    man talk

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 2, 11 at 5:16pm

    Did you call him "Daddy?"

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 3, 11 at 10:18am

    question, did he start foreplay off by covering his crotch in peanut butter?

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    Submitted by 4435641179 on Mar 3, 11 at 9:03am

    Ahah I like when he says good girl too, lol

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    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 2, 11 at 2:40pm

    Woohoo!!! You go Memphis!!!!

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    Submitted by madlove4music901 on Mar 3, 11 at 12:51am

    Ha I love this cuz I was on the receiving end of this text!

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    Submitted by mickeysmith24 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:53pm

    M-town all the way.lol