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  • 42 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:12pm
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    I mean, sometimes you get drunk and then go home with some fugly girls. Shit happens.

  • 41 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:28am
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    gives new minute meaning to the "how you know each other" part of friend requests

  • 39 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 9:40pm
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    @ May 4, 2009 4:26 PM - similar situation with me too!

  • 39 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:17am
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    Why are you Facebook your gyno?

  • 38 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:55am
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    shit.. what is it w men who do u and won't even FB friend u...

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:46am
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    hahahaha Wow, good call re: Anonymous from May 4 @ 8:28 AM!

  • 37 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:26pm
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    i can totally relate. my ex has a new girlfriend.. yet still wants to hook up with me.. and wont be my facebook friend so his girlfriend doesn't know he still talks to me.

  • 39 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:05am
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    same thing happened to me!!!!

  • 36 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:21pm
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    he prob has a girlfriend

  • 37 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:36am
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    dude that is SO on the money. guys will lick your a$$hole, but wont return a text. amazing.

  • 33 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:48pm
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    or maybe hasn't enough respect to create any sort of 'friendship' with first night sluts

  • 33 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:00pm
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    Or doesn't want his other FB friends to know about you!!!

  • 34 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:07am
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    Chicago is. My kind of town. Chicago is! ;)

  • 29 22
    Submitted by ssixxx on Feb 25, 10 at 7:37pm
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    don't you hate guys! effing assholes >:(

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:42pm
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    same thing happened to me last weekend! i second the girlfriend idea that's what it was with me anyway

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:50pm
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    was the texter a male or a female?

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:24pm
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    that's a pretty kinky relationship.

  • 26 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:46pm
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    that's one i wish i could send, im glad you actually sent it!

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:21pm
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    are you the game in a hog hunt? if so, that's why. he's like the PETA member who goes pigging. secret fun, just hope no one finds out.

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:10am
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    but what if you are the girlfriend and he still won't be facebook friends with you? :o(

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:26pm
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    That text is a perfect example of why he won't be facebook friends with you

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 9:19pm
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    my ex wouldnt be friends wit me on fb so i would continue hooking up with him without knowing he was talking to new girls. guys are fuckin pricks.

  • 19 23
    Submitted by aliaspassword on Dec 2, 10 at 9:53am
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    Senders a dude

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