tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Difference between my woman and an Xbox?
I can still get it on with my woman while she's got the Red Ring of death.
And to all the boys here who find that gross...amateurs.
red ring of death = most amazing analogy!! i plan on using it in the future, and my girlfriends agree =]
yeah but can you fuck an xbox 3 out of 4 weeks every month
Oh my god best texts ever.
I feel the same way about guys. Although gamer chicks don't have to worry about where their nerdy men are... they are on the couch next to them killing shit.
Nice, I'm in total agreement!
@6:26 True, but you can't convince your Xbox to get a boobjob...
Difference btwn me
hahahahaha red ring of death. that is seriously fucking hilarious.
I agree with 10:59... Don't play video games and definitely fuck bitches... No exceptions.. Life is too short to not get as much pussy as you can
thats sad if a system that fails 7 in 10 times is more reliable than women
Plus you can send the xbox back and get it replaced at no extra charge. Try doing that with your girlfriend!
How about the best of both worlds- a gamer chick who likes fucking while playin Halo? ;)
what an enlightened statement, considering how prevalent erectile dysfunction is is the obese.
Tell that to my husband, who's XBOX360 is totally dead after a year & a half.... I've stuck around for 3 years so far!
I get head while playing xbox live...halo 3...overkill ejaculation!!
hahaha "red ring of death" made me lol, and I'm a girl. but i agree with 9:19
Yeah... Go fuck your xbox lol.
and you have to send her away for a week and shes good as new
beautiful analogy haha
11:19 had it right until he said Halo
Me and my husband give each other head while playing xbox. Its hard to play halo sometimes.
Hah kinda like a 360 gets a red ring of death every month...
getting pussy is better than only playing video games... You know you can have both
Your xbox loves you more than any girl. It will ALWAYS do what you tell it to. And unless shes fucking you, the xbox is more entertaining...
Hahaha Thats me and my girlfriends area codes. This makes me laugh!!! I thought maybe it was Myles but he's 310 ):
Its this mindset that keeps most americans from getting layed
I don't play video games, I fuck bitches
But unlike your girl for less than a weeks salary you can toss the old one in the closet and upgrade.
red ring of death = reliable.
you sir, have a contradiction!
Unlike your old lady for less than a weeks salary you can upgrade to the newer model.
No babies for girls with their innards removed....
this made me crack up
My Xbox can't give me an STD.
Things virgins would say ...
Xbox is epic
Xbox girls are more fun anyways.
I love my orange county
As a woman I have to say that this statement is truth.
Have you never cut your finger? God didn't make mud truck tires for looking at.
Just skip your perioddd!!! Four times a year? Muchhh bettteer :)
Hmm I'm from the 714/562 area, I'm imagining two of my husbands friends who probably had a conversation just like this. They can't get girls, and would make comments like this
i used to have a girl that would love to blow me while i played xbox. it was amazing. (832 4 LIFE!)
But the xbox doesn't have a slot for your dick now does it?
I perfer playing with my xbox friends than hanging with my boyfriend.
And Microsoft won't fix a woman for free. (they might pay shipping and handling though. IT guys can get lonely)
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Yes, but you can't bust a nut all over your Xbox every day...
i fuck my xbox 4 out of 4 weeks of the month.. right after im done fucking my gf... and i get her only 3 out of 4 weeks.. so xbox = more reliable
And a ps3 is more reliable than both.
Hahaha awesome way of thinking
No red ring of death for girls with their innards removed! Yay me!
@7:41 I have, didn't work to good
Agree with 10:59 and 1:00... Fuck bitches
714... R3PR3S3NT!!! All about that OC