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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:00am

    red ring of death = most amazing analogy!! i plan on using it in the future, and my girlfriends agree =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am

    I feel the same way about guys. Although gamer chicks don't have to worry about where their nerdy men are... they are on the couch next to them killing shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:21am

    Difference between my woman and an Xbox? I can still get it on with my woman while she's got the Red Ring of death. And to all the boys here who find that gross...amateurs.

  • 92 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:22am

    yeah but can you fuck an xbox 3 out of 4 weeks every month

  • 87 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:24am

    thats sad if a system that fails 7 in 10 times is more reliable than women

  • 84 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:56am

    Yeah... Go fuck your xbox lol.

  • 93 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:50am

    Its this mindset that keeps most americans from getting layed

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:19pm

    How about the best of both worlds- a gamer chick who likes fucking while playin Halo? ;)

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:19am

    hahahahaha red ring of death. that is seriously fucking hilarious.

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am

    Nice, I'm in total agreement!

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:19am

    what an enlightened statement, considering how prevalent erectile dysfunction is is the obese.

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:31am

    I get head while playing xbox live...halo 3...overkill ejaculation!!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am

    Hahaha awesome way of thinking

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:00pm

    I agree with 10:59... Don't play video games and definitely fuck bitches... No exceptions.. Life is too short to not get as much pussy as you can

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:26pm

    But unlike your girl for less than a weeks salary you can toss the old one in the closet and upgrade.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:42pm

    Just skip your perioddd!!! Four times a year? Muchhh bettteer :)

  • 77 83
    Submitted by nymoemt on Mar 27, 10 at 9:45pm

    Difference btwn me

  • 67 64
    Submitted by XPengooX64 on Aug 14, 10 at 3:04am

    Oh my god best texts ever.

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:30pm

    Your xbox loves you more than any girl. It will ALWAYS do what you tell it to. And unless shes fucking you, the xbox is more entertaining...

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:43am

    red ring of death = reliable. you sir, have a contradiction!

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:46am

    dear 10:59 *highfive*

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:36am

    getting pussy is better than only playing video games... You know you can have both

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:21am

    Tell that to my husband, who's XBOX360 is totally dead after a year & a half.... I've stuck around for 3 years so far!

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:41am

    Plus you can send the xbox back and get it replaced at no extra charge. Try doing that with your girlfriend!

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:32pm

    My Xbox can't give me an STD.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:48pm

    @6:26 True, but you can't convince your Xbox to get a boobjob...

  • 80 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:53am

    beautiful analogy haha

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:07am

    this made me crack up

  • 60 61
    Submitted by MandatoryOption on Apr 20, 10 at 10:11pm

    and you have to send her away for a week and shes good as new

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:38pm

    And Microsoft won't fix a woman for free. (they might pay shipping and handling though. IT guys can get lonely)

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:21pm

    Things virgins would say ...

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:29am

    Me and my husband give each other head while playing xbox. Its hard to play halo sometimes.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:38pm

    I perfer playing with my xbox friends than hanging with my boyfriend.

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:43am

    11:19 had it right until he said Halo

  • 58 62
    Submitted by SDiggity on May 31, 10 at 2:04am

    Toooo Funny!!!

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:31am

    hahaha "red ring of death" made me lol, and I'm a girl. but i agree with 9:19

  • 59 66
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 18, 10 at 1:33am

    But the xbox doesn't have a slot for your dick now does it?

  • 61 71
    Submitted by tonyduncan on Mar 29, 10 at 1:16am

    Have you never cut your finger? God didn't make mud truck tires for looking at.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:34pm

    Hmm I'm from the 714/562 area, I'm imagining two of my husbands friends who probably had a conversation just like this. They can't get girls, and would make comments like this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:40pm

    Xbox girls are more fun anyways.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:59am

    I don't play video games, I fuck bitches

  • 54 59
    Submitted by shaunnnn on Jun 29, 10 at 4:10am

    Hahaha Thats me and my girlfriends area codes. This makes me laugh!!! I thought maybe it was Myles but he's 310 ):

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:03pm

    Agree with 10:59 and 1:00... Fuck bitches

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:44am

    @7:41 I have, didn't work to good

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am

    As a woman I have to say that this statement is truth.

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:35am

    Yes, but you can't bust a nut all over your Xbox every day...

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:50pm

    i used to have a girl that would love to blow me while i played xbox. it was amazing. (832 4 LIFE!)

  • 60 81
    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jun 19, 10 at 6:16pm

    I love my orange county

  • 53 67
    Submitted by megsy77 on Apr 15, 10 at 11:16pm

    Haha!!!

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:34am

    Hah kinda like a 360 gets a red ring of death every month...

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:20pm

    Unlike your old lady for less than a weeks salary you can upgrade to the newer model.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:02am

    And a ps3 is more reliable than both.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by aliasone9 on Feb 12, 12 at 9:44am

    972 girls dislike this post

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:04am

    i fuck my xbox 4 out of 4 weeks of the month.. right after im done fucking my gf... and i get her only 3 out of 4 weeks.. so xbox = more reliable

  • 46 64
    Submitted by seandjsullivan on May 31, 11 at 7:53pm

    Xbox is epic

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:09pm

    No babies for girls with their innards removed....

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55pm

    No red ring of death for girls with their innards removed! Yay me!

  • 49 77
    Submitted by frylok on Sep 17, 10 at 7:28pm

    Best ever

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:23am

    714... R3PR3S3NT!!! All about that OC