tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Difference between my woman and an Xbox?
I can still get it on with my woman while she's got the Red Ring of death.
And to all the boys here who find that gross...amateurs.
Oh my god best texts ever.
yeah but can you fuck an xbox 3 out of 4 weeks every month
How about the best of both worlds- a gamer chick who likes fucking while playin Halo? ;)
red ring of death = most amazing analogy!! i plan on using it in the future, and my girlfriends agree =]
I feel the same way about guys. Although gamer chicks don't have to worry about where their nerdy men are... they are on the couch next to them killing shit.
Difference btwn me
Nice, I'm in total agreement!
hahaha "red ring of death" made me lol, and I'm a girl. but i agree with 9:19
what an enlightened statement, considering how prevalent erectile dysfunction is is the obese.
hahahahaha red ring of death. that is seriously fucking hilarious.
Hah kinda like a 360 gets a red ring of death every month...
thats sad if a system that fails 7 in 10 times is more reliable than women
Tell that to my husband, who's XBOX360 is totally dead after a year & a half.... I've stuck around for 3 years so far!
11:19 had it right until he said Halo
Plus you can send the xbox back and get it replaced at no extra charge. Try doing that with your girlfriend!
@6:26 True, but you can't convince your Xbox to get a boobjob...
My Xbox can't give me an STD.
beautiful analogy haha
and you have to send her away for a week and shes good as new
I get head while playing xbox live...halo 3...overkill ejaculation!!
I agree with 10:59... Don't play video games and definitely fuck bitches... No exceptions.. Life is too short to not get as much pussy as you can
Hahaha Thats me and my girlfriends area codes. This makes me laugh!!! I thought maybe it was Myles but he's 310 ):
I don't play video games, I fuck bitches
Me and my husband give each other head while playing xbox. Its hard to play halo sometimes.
Unlike your old lady for less than a weeks salary you can upgrade to the newer model.
getting pussy is better than only playing video games... You know you can have both
But unlike your girl for less than a weeks salary you can toss the old one in the closet and upgrade.
Yeah... Go fuck your xbox lol.
Your xbox loves you more than any girl. It will ALWAYS do what you tell it to. And unless shes fucking you, the xbox is more entertaining...
No babies for girls with their innards removed....
Its this mindset that keeps most americans from getting layed
Xbox is epic
this made me crack up
Xbox girls are more fun anyways.
Things virgins would say ...
red ring of death = reliable.
you sir, have a contradiction!
As a woman I have to say that this statement is truth.
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Hmm I'm from the 714/562 area, I'm imagining two of my husbands friends who probably had a conversation just like this. They can't get girls, and would make comments like this
But the xbox doesn't have a slot for your dick now does it?
i used to have a girl that would love to blow me while i played xbox. it was amazing. (832 4 LIFE!)
And Microsoft won't fix a woman for free. (they might pay shipping and handling though. IT guys can get lonely)
Have you never cut your finger? God didn't make mud truck tires for looking at.
Yes, but you can't bust a nut all over your Xbox every day...
I perfer playing with my xbox friends than hanging with my boyfriend.
No red ring of death for girls with their innards removed! Yay me!
Just skip your perioddd!!! Four times a year? Muchhh bettteer :)
And a ps3 is more reliable than both.
i fuck my xbox 4 out of 4 weeks of the month.. right after im done fucking my gf... and i get her only 3 out of 4 weeks.. so xbox = more reliable
@7:41 I have, didn't work to good
Hahaha awesome way of thinking
Agree with 10:59 and 1:00... Fuck bitches
714... R3PR3S3NT!!! All about that OC