Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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especially when they are mixed with biblical ones
double fisting a different drink each trip to the bar describes every wedding reception i've ever been to.
Im the Adam if drinking because my dumb whore of a wife always tries everything first then makes me try it.
539 im not impressed. Ur trying too hard
I love good alcohol analogies..
this is my area code... you stay classy, tyler, tx. stay classy.
Your hangover must've been fucking biblical...
OMG embarassing. This is my text. *facepalm*
5:39 failed. for his analogy, for being married, and for marrying a dumb whore.