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  • especially when they are mixed with biblical ones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:35pm
  • double fisting a different drink each trip to the bar describes every wedding reception i've ever been to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:45am
  • Im the Adam if drinking because my dumb whore of a wife always tries everything first then makes me try it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 539 im not impressed. Ur trying too hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:45pm
  • I love good alcohol analogies..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:30pm
  • this is my area code... you stay classy, tyler, tx. stay classy.

    Submitted by kaylamarie2209 on Mar 23, 11 at 6:16am
  • Your hangover must've been fucking biblical...

    Submitted by party654 on Dec 19, 11 at 12:10am
  • OMG embarassing. This is my text. *facepalm*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:57pm
  • 5:39 failed. for his analogy, for being married, and for marrying a dumb whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:12pm