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  • 92 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:17pm

    They're just pissed they didn't think of it first

  • 85 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:03pm

    I've totally done this before.............except I took the whole freaking box!!!

  • 87 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:30pm

    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 85 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:08pm

    hahaah i love franzia! gets you shitty with a terrible hangover. only reason to take it out of the box is to slap the sack

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:26pm

    5:16--Teen party where access to alcohol is limited. Some poor young dude was trying to get his junk wet for the first time and some selfish b*tch stopped him.

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:27am

    I wonder if Maggie Griffin texted this.

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:18pm

    You stole $5-10 of wine, but ruined a party. You are the cheapest, dirtiest slut alive.

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:21pm

    i'm goin home with yooooooooooooooooo

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:29pm

    317 u r right as birds r right to fly in the sky

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:26pm

    5:26 Makes sense... though when I was in high school we usually had kegs...

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:13pm

    I've done this...that's probably not something to brag about.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:16pm

    what kind of a lame party is it when a $5-$10 dollar freaking drink pisses people off and ruins the party... Unless its a party of skid freaking row...

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:03am

    Classy is serving Franzia to begin with!

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:46pm

    I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 81 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:16pm

    Who drinks this shit anyway?

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:57pm

    I'm a little teapot.....

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:39pm

    Franzia tastes like ass.