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  • 93 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:45am

    Only a dumb kid would try to have sex with a married woman. Why? Because if you're lucky you only destroy a family, if you're unlucky, she's married to a real man who will kill yours.

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:00pm

    to quote a pervious TFLN "just because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean you cant score."

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    I hope ur future spouse cheats on u and leaves ur piece of shit ass.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:29pm

    The responsibility to not cheat might be on her, but what pathetic excuse for a person throws themselves after married people?

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:12pm

    funny though this may be, home wrecking is a terrible thing.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:01pm

    a ring doesn't plug holes is better

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:32pm

    married women are better in bed as long as it isn't with the husband.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:21pm

    Married women are the best in bed in my honest opinion. As other dudes have stated, they know to pick up their shit and go and not linger around when they aren't wanted anymore.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by SH1 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:47am

    You mean a ring don't cover no hoes?

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:41pm

    Double negative. Nice. That's the kind of people that sleep around with other double negative people I bet. Hope to see you on cops soon.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:56am

    And you call them bang bros after they do, Am I right....!!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    Married or not she won't sleep with your white trash self. Hooked on phonics didn't work for you. Loser!!

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:46am

    Lol the text is hilarious but I'd never do a married woman

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    Think about the natural forces of karma before you attempt anything ridiculous as fucking someone's wife. You cougar poacher.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:54pm

    I love how people get pissed about others fucking married people. Its the married persons responsibility not to cheat. I love fucking married girls, they are great for just fucking and moving on. I also love how a "real man" as someone suggested would kill the guy who fucked his wife. Ya- he's the one you should be mad at.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm

    This is an old joke told terribly. If my memory serves me it goes something like, "I haven't seen a diamond big enough to cover that hole."

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:32am

    Ah...a Michigan boy. Niiiice.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:30pm

    if she is married that is a good sign -- why fuck something nobody else wants?

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:41pm

    11:55, i'm totally with you on that...especially if the hubby doesn't do anal (mine doesn't :( ). 12:23, the best time to cheat is with a pregnant married woman. why? cause you can't get her pregnant. 1:21, married women are fucking crazy in bed, because we do the freaky shit we always want to try that our lazy-ass husbands don't want to do.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:04am

    I love the people on here that are bashing the OP of the text because his grammar is incorrect. There is seriously something wrong with you fucking retards.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm

    It a ring doesn't plug a hole idiot

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:23pm

    I like having unprotected sex with alot of married/pregnant girls.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:38pm

    ya'll desperate cocksuckers having sex with married women need to choke on a horses dick and kill over.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:06pm

    You're fucking married people

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:46am

    Haha I so could see about 10 of my guy friends saying this lol

  • 37 48
    Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Jul 9, 10 at 10:20pm

    I hope every person hating on this text actually realizes that the person who sent this either faked it or doesn't care what you have to say. Pointless comments.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:55am

    It's not cheating if it's anal!

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:22pm

    People who get pissed off about fucking married people either can't find anyone to fuck themselves, is a husband who knows his wife cheats or knows he will eventually will be one. Grow up. Adults fuck. If your relationship is worth anything then the wife will say no. Its really that easy.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by codybo12 on Dec 12, 10 at 3:13am

    And now you're going to hell...

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:19pm

    A ring don't cover no holes. Au contraire, it only seems to put value on them. :P

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:32pm

    if she is married that's not your problem; pump her and dump her. But put a wrapper on the johnson so you don't end up paying out money to a dumb cunt

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:04am

    LMFAO , wow you people crack me up... this is so something, i would hear a friend of mine say !

  • 28 38
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 20, 11 at 1:06pm

    Over half the women I've been with over the years have been married. I don't chase them. But I'm not one to turn down a poor sexually neglected woman. That would just be mean :)

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:35pm

    married chicks are the best because they have to get up and leave and generally they don't want anything from you but sex. let her husband deal with the everyday bullshit.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:49am

    11:46-- You don't have guy friends, just guys that haven't banged you yet.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:43pm

    Yeah that sentence mean they DO cover holes. White trash.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:28pm

    wow everyone needs to calm down.. guy #1 in the text clearly has moral standards, guy #2 is probably kidding, it's all the cheaters confessing anonymously on tfln that worry me!

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:47am

    i hope your wife cheats on you.... and i hope the husband of that lady kicks the shit out of you! *

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:21pm

    1:06PM god, every where I see you I just love you MORE AND MORE.

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:33pm

    Win win win win win win win win win win :D

  • 30 66
    Submitted by Vayne on Apr 22, 10 at 7:28pm

    To true

  • 39 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:45am

    11:39 is jealous, the husband is probably thee one rocking the one-incher, tell the kids I said hi