dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Only a dumb kid would try to have sex with a married woman. Why? Because if you're lucky you only destroy a family, if you're unlucky, she's married to a real man who will kill yours.
I hope ur future spouse cheats on u and leaves ur piece of shit ass.
to quote a pervious TFLN "just because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean you cant score."
You're fucking married people
The responsibility to not cheat might be on her, but what pathetic excuse for a person throws themselves after married people?
Married women are the best in bed in my honest opinion. As other dudes have stated, they know to pick up their shit and go and not linger around when they aren't wanted anymore.
It's not cheating if it's anal!
I love the people on here that are bashing the OP of the text because his grammar is incorrect. There is seriously something wrong with you fucking retards.
ya'll desperate cocksuckers having sex with married women need to choke on a horses dick and kill over.
a ring doesn't plug holes is better
Think about the natural forces of karma before you attempt anything ridiculous as fucking someone's wife. You cougar poacher.
Ah...a Michigan boy. Niiiice.
It a ring doesn't plug a hole idiot
Double negative. Nice.
That's the kind of people that sleep around with other double negative people I bet.
Hope to see you on cops soon.
funny though this may be, home wrecking is a terrible thing.
Married or not she won't sleep with your white trash self. Hooked on phonics didn't work for you. Loser!!
Haha I so could see about 10 of my guy friends saying this lol
A ring don't cover no holes. Au contraire, it only seems to put value on them. :P
This is an old joke told terribly. If my memory serves me it goes something like, "I haven't seen a diamond big enough to cover that hole."
if she is married that is a good sign -- why fuck something nobody else wants?
And you call them bang bros after they do, Am I right....!!
I love how people get pissed about others fucking married people. Its the married persons responsibility not to cheat. I love fucking married girls, they are great for just fucking and moving on. I also love how a "real man" as someone suggested would kill the guy who fucked his wife. Ya- he's the one you should be mad at.
You mean a ring don't cover no hoes?
Lol the text is hilarious but I'd never do a married woman
I like having unprotected sex with alot of married/pregnant girls.
married women are better in bed as long as it isn't with the husband.
People who get pissed off about fucking married people either can't find anyone to fuck themselves, is a husband who knows his wife cheats or knows he will eventually will be one. Grow up. Adults fuck. If your relationship is worth anything then the wife will say no. Its really that easy.
if she is married that's not your problem; pump her and dump her. But put a wrapper on the johnson so you don't end up paying out money to a dumb cunt
11:55, i'm totally with you on that...especially if the hubby doesn't do anal (mine doesn't :( ).
12:23, the best time to cheat is with a pregnant married woman. why? cause you can't get her pregnant.
1:21, married women are fucking crazy in bed, because we do the freaky shit we always want to try that our lazy-ass husbands don't want to do.
i hope your wife cheats on you....
and i hope the husband of that lady kicks the shit out of you!
Over half the women I've been with over the years have been married. I don't chase them. But I'm not one to turn down a poor sexually neglected woman. That would just be mean :)
LMFAO , wow you people crack me up...
this is so something, i would hear a friend of mine say !
Yeah that sentence mean they DO cover holes.
married chicks are the best because they have to get up and leave and generally they don't want anything from you but sex. let her husband deal with the everyday bullshit.
11:46-- You don't have guy friends, just guys that haven't banged you yet.
I hope every person hating on this text actually realizes that the person who sent this either faked it or doesn't care what you have to say. Pointless comments.
wow everyone needs to calm down.. guy #1 in the text clearly has moral standards, guy #2 is probably kidding, it's all the cheaters confessing anonymously on tfln that worry me!
Win win win win win win win win win win :D
1:06PM god, every where I see you I just love you MORE AND MORE.
11:39 is jealous, the husband is probably thee one rocking the one-incher, tell the kids I said hi
And now you're going to hell...