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  • Only a dumb kid would try to have sex with a married woman. Why? Because if you're lucky you only destroy a family, if you're unlucky, she's married to a real man who will kill yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:45am
  • I hope ur future spouse cheats on u and leaves ur piece of shit ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:48pm
  • to quote a pervious TFLN "just because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean you cant score."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:00pm
  • The responsibility to not cheat might be on her, but what pathetic excuse for a person throws themselves after married people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Married women are the best in bed in my honest opinion. As other dudes have stated, they know to pick up their shit and go and not linger around when they aren't wanted anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:21pm
  • You're fucking married people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:06pm
  • It's not cheating if it's anal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:55am
  • ya'll desperate cocksuckers having sex with married women need to choke on a horses dick and kill over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I love the people on here that are bashing the OP of the text because his grammar is incorrect. There is seriously something wrong with you fucking retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:04am
  • Ah...a Michigan boy. Niiiice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:32am
  • a ring doesn't plug holes is better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Think about the natural forces of karma before you attempt anything ridiculous as fucking someone's wife. You cougar poacher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:24pm
  • It a ring doesn't plug a hole idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Double negative. Nice. That's the kind of people that sleep around with other double negative people I bet. Hope to see you on cops soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Married or not she won't sleep with your white trash self. Hooked on phonics didn't work for you. Loser!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:53pm
  • funny though this may be, home wrecking is a terrible thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Haha I so could see about 10 of my guy friends saying this lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:46am
  • I love how people get pissed about others fucking married people. Its the married persons responsibility not to cheat. I love fucking married girls, they are great for just fucking and moving on. I also love how a "real man" as someone suggested would kill the guy who fucked his wife. Ya- he's the one you should be mad at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:54pm
  • This is an old joke told terribly. If my memory serves me it goes something like, "I haven't seen a diamond big enough to cover that hole."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm
  • And you call them bang bros after they do, Am I right....!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • A ring don't cover no holes. Au contraire, it only seems to put value on them. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:19pm
  • if she is married that is a good sign -- why fuck something nobody else wants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:30pm
  • You mean a ring don't cover no hoes?

    Submitted by SH1 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:47am
  • Lol the text is hilarious but I'd never do a married woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:46am
  • People who get pissed off about fucking married people either can't find anyone to fuck themselves, is a husband who knows his wife cheats or knows he will eventually will be one. Grow up. Adults fuck. If your relationship is worth anything then the wife will say no. Its really that easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:22pm
  • married women are better in bed as long as it isn't with the husband.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I like having unprotected sex with alot of married/pregnant girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:23pm
  • if she is married that's not your problem; pump her and dump her. But put a wrapper on the johnson so you don't end up paying out money to a dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:32pm
  • 11:55, i'm totally with you on that...especially if the hubby doesn't do anal (mine doesn't :( ). 12:23, the best time to cheat is with a pregnant married woman. why? cause you can't get her pregnant. 1:21, married women are fucking crazy in bed, because we do the freaky shit we always want to try that our lazy-ass husbands don't want to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:41pm
  • i hope your wife cheats on you.... and i hope the husband of that lady kicks the shit out of you! *

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:47am
  • Yeah that sentence mean they DO cover holes. White trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Over half the women I've been with over the years have been married. I don't chase them. But I'm not one to turn down a poor sexually neglected woman. That would just be mean :)

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 20, 11 at 1:06pm
  • LMFAO , wow you people crack me up... this is so something, i would hear a friend of mine say !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:04am
  • married chicks are the best because they have to get up and leave and generally they don't want anything from you but sex. let her husband deal with the everyday bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:35pm
  • 11:46-- You don't have guy friends, just guys that haven't banged you yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:49am
  • 11:39 is jealous, the husband is probably thee one rocking the one-incher, tell the kids I said hi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:45am
  • Win win win win win win win win win win :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:33pm
  • 1:06PM god, every where I see you I just love you MORE AND MORE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:21pm
  • I hope every person hating on this text actually realizes that the person who sent this either faked it or doesn't care what you have to say. Pointless comments.

    Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Jul 9, 10 at 10:20pm
  • wow everyone needs to calm down.. guy #1 in the text clearly has moral standards, guy #2 is probably kidding, it's all the cheaters confessing anonymously on tfln that worry me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:28pm
  • To true

    Submitted by Vayne on Apr 22, 10 at 7:28pm
  • And now you're going to hell...

    Submitted by codybo12 on Dec 12, 10 at 3:13am