dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Only a dumb kid would try to have sex with a married woman. Why? Because if you're lucky you only destroy a family, if you're unlucky, she's married to a real man who will kill yours.
I hope ur future spouse cheats on u and leaves ur piece of shit ass.
to quote a pervious TFLN "just because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean you cant score."
The responsibility to not cheat might be on her, but what pathetic excuse for a person throws themselves after married people?
Married women are the best in bed in my honest opinion. As other dudes have stated, they know to pick up their shit and go and not linger around when they aren't wanted anymore.
You're fucking married people
I love the people on here that are bashing the OP of the text because his grammar is incorrect. There is seriously something wrong with you fucking retards.
a ring doesn't plug holes is better
Think about the natural forces of karma before you attempt anything ridiculous as fucking someone's wife. You cougar poacher.
ya'll desperate cocksuckers having sex with married women need to choke on a horses dick and kill over.
It's not cheating if it's anal!
Double negative. Nice.
That's the kind of people that sleep around with other double negative people I bet.
Hope to see you on cops soon.
Ah...a Michigan boy. Niiiice.
Married or not she won't sleep with your white trash self. Hooked on phonics didn't work for you. Loser!!
It a ring doesn't plug a hole idiot
funny though this may be, home wrecking is a terrible thing.
I love how people get pissed about others fucking married people. Its the married persons responsibility not to cheat. I love fucking married girls, they are great for just fucking and moving on. I also love how a "real man" as someone suggested would kill the guy who fucked his wife. Ya- he's the one you should be mad at.
A ring don't cover no holes. Au contraire, it only seems to put value on them. :P
if she is married that is a good sign -- why fuck something nobody else wants?
Haha I so could see about 10 of my guy friends saying this lol
This is an old joke told terribly. If my memory serves me it goes something like, "I haven't seen a diamond big enough to cover that hole."
You mean a ring don't cover no hoes?
And you call them bang bros after they do, Am I right....!!
Lol the text is hilarious but I'd never do a married woman
married women are better in bed as long as it isn't with the husband.
I like having unprotected sex with alot of married/pregnant girls.
People who get pissed off about fucking married people either can't find anyone to fuck themselves, is a husband who knows his wife cheats or knows he will eventually will be one. Grow up. Adults fuck. If your relationship is worth anything then the wife will say no. Its really that easy.
11:55, i'm totally with you on that...especially if the hubby doesn't do anal (mine doesn't :( ).
12:23, the best time to cheat is with a pregnant married woman. why? cause you can't get her pregnant.
1:21, married women are fucking crazy in bed, because we do the freaky shit we always want to try that our lazy-ass husbands don't want to do.
LMFAO , wow you people crack me up...
this is so something, i would hear a friend of mine say !
i hope your wife cheats on you....
and i hope the husband of that lady kicks the shit out of you!
if she is married that's not your problem; pump her and dump her. But put a wrapper on the johnson so you don't end up paying out money to a dumb cunt
11:46-- You don't have guy friends, just guys that haven't banged you yet.
Yeah that sentence mean they DO cover holes.
Over half the women I've been with over the years have been married. I don't chase them. But I'm not one to turn down a poor sexually neglected woman. That would just be mean :)
married chicks are the best because they have to get up and leave and generally they don't want anything from you but sex. let her husband deal with the everyday bullshit.
I hope every person hating on this text actually realizes that the person who sent this either faked it or doesn't care what you have to say. Pointless comments.
wow everyone needs to calm down.. guy #1 in the text clearly has moral standards, guy #2 is probably kidding, it's all the cheaters confessing anonymously on tfln that worry me!
1:06PM god, every where I see you I just love you MORE AND MORE.
Win win win win win win win win win win :D
And now you're going to hell...
11:39 is jealous, the husband is probably thee one rocking the one-incher, tell the kids I said hi