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  • Submitted by evolwayz on May 15, 10 at 3:49pm

    Who are the jerkoffs who voted thumbs down on this??

  • Submitted by ResidentAsylum on May 15, 10 at 3:40pm

    ...all attendees who opt to not wear an apron MUST shave...

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      Submitted by drunknotenough on May 15, 10 at 8:21pm

      completely due to fire hazards, and if you are ginger you are screwed anyway.

  • Submitted by klangford on May 15, 10 at 5:48pm

    Have skewer, will travel.

  • Submitted by shedenvy on May 15, 10 at 4:42pm

    No double dipping?

  • Submitted by stephy on May 15, 10 at 4:09pm

    hahahaaa good call on the apron no one wants to accidentally spill hot chocolate sauce on their tits... then again...

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      Submitted by Herschel on May 15, 10 at 5:00pm

      Yeah, most people prefer to do that intentionally.

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 6:14am

    Hey safety first, cause burned body parts and hospital visits are never fun.

  • Submitted by douchemonger on May 15, 10 at 6:22pm

    Ah, this makes me proud to be from the 519 area code. Always safety first!

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    Submitted by maynard on May 15, 10 at 4:28pm

    This is actually pretty hilarious!!!

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    Submitted by Leto on May 15, 10 at 10:34pm

    "Kids call it 'Cheesing' because it is 'Fon to Due'"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 10:34pm

    FTW

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    Submitted by guesswho2 on May 16, 10 at 2:13am

    lmao sound

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    Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 15, 10 at 10:10pm

    What if it's a apron made of bodypaint?

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 15, 10 at 4:32pm

    Nice mass

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    Submitted by iwontfadeout on May 22, 10 at 1:50am

    My all-time favorite apron is the one my friend Becca worn that had the body of Venus from Botticelli's "Birth of Venus" painting. (If you don't know it, it's a picture of a naked woman. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth_of_Venus_(Botticelli) ) But it just had the body and nothing else (no head, no feet, not the rest of the picture).

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    Submitted by kcs99 on May 16, 10 at 1:11am

    sounds like fun

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    Submitted by niceman on Mar 8, 11 at 11:46am

    Stupid stupid, dip your dick into the fondue, then have the girls play rock paper scissors for who sucks it clean

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 15, 10 at 3:46pm

    Haha

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    Submitted by iwontfadeout on May 22, 10 at 1:52am

    And they have a statue of David apron here, which is pretty clever and amusing: http://www.romegiftshop.com/italianaprons.html There are also a lot of other funny and novelty aprons online, which is pretty cool.