If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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But this isn't a lake, and I'm not a duck. So pass me the bottle and stfu. =]
if water was vodka and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but waters not vodka and i'm not a duck so give me the bottle and shut the fuck up
Just give me the vodka.
If the river was whiskey by TC Boyle??
a fucking poet!
congratulations on getting the subjunctive right!
actually, they didn't. if it were correct, it would say "if water were vodka"\n\ni'm not a pretentious ass, really, i'm just saying
actually, the subjunctive part was correct. you didn't correct the subjunctive, you just changed what they were talking about from "this" to "water" and "a lake full of vodka" to just "vodka".
and I'd lit a match and blow you the fuck up.
Why do you have to be a duck?
I heard this in a diff way like 9 years ago
Half of these texts are actually quotes from a website called bash.org
this one isnt you hater