people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Was it the cheap stuff?
I had $300 of booze in my car including Jamesons, Guinness and Heineken. The kid at Meijers asked me where the party was. I just looked at him all serious and told him I have a drinking problem.
Was there a sale special going on??
well you would have wal-mart's approval
They wouldn't if your cart was full of Guinness and not "qweer beer"
That's shite beer, sorry. There's better Stouts out there. Good Lagers are for the serious.
I used to work at Meijer...believe it or not, that wouldn't be the craziest thing i have ever seen there.
They're just jealous they don't have 37 bottles of champagne in their carts.
it wasnt the champagne they were looking at, it was the fact they knew you had no friends to share that with, and were making bets on when exactly your liver fails!!
Because that's how many bottles of cheap champagne they could afford.
I'd move to say it was premeditated, your Honour.
That's jealousy. Fired!