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  • 90 75
    Submitted by pichu180 on Dec 3, 10 at 11:59am

    Was it the cheap stuff?

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 4, 10 at 1:33am

    Was there a sale special going on??

  • 86 78
    Submitted by emmykb on Dec 4, 10 at 12:34am

    well you would have wal-mart's approval

  • Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 3, 10 at 10:38am

    They wouldn't if your cart was full of Guinness and not "qweer beer"

    • 81 80
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 3:30am

      That's shite beer, sorry. There's better Stouts out there. Good Lagers are for the serious.

  • 81 77
    Submitted by 1n1_4now on Dec 5, 10 at 9:40am

    I had $300 of booze in my car including Jamesons, Guinness and Heineken. The kid at Meijers asked me where the party was. I just looked at him all serious and told him I have a drinking problem.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by ljayebb04 on Dec 3, 10 at 2:19pm

    I used to work at Meijer...believe it or not, that wouldn't be the craziest thing i have ever seen there.

  • 80 90
    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Dec 3, 10 at 12:41pm

    poppin bottles

  • Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 4, 10 at 2:57am

    They're just jealous they don't have 37 bottles of champagne in their carts.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by txboy181 on Dec 3, 10 at 7:38pm

    it wasnt the champagne they were looking at, it was the fact they knew you had no friends to share that with, and were making bets on when exactly your liver fails!!

  • 74 92
    Submitted by soko on Dec 3, 10 at 12:26pm

    Why 37?

    • 79 70
      Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 3, 10 at 12:55pm

      Because that's how many bottles of cheap champagne they could afford.

      • 93 94
        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 3:31am

        I'd move to say it was premeditated, your Honour.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 3, 10 at 10:33am

    That's jealousy. Fired!