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  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:56pm

    12:52 ever think it is a chick that sent the message and it is a guy that is replying?

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:07pm

    My dick, cost a late night fee. Yo dick, got the HIV.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:58pm

    guys can be sluts....

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:15pm

    Not everyone who lives in Dallas is a redneck. I dislike how people think we ride horses to work, and live in traiers. Dallas is probably one of the most refined, liberal, and artistic cities of the south.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:20pm

    3:15 I know what you mean, it sucks.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:51pm

    I definitely agree that a handful of morons ruined the stereotype for the entire state. I grew up in RURAL Texas and had land and horses and a tractor and all that. I live in downtown Austin now and don't really see a big difference between most of the people from where I grew up, the "city folk" here, and my family from New York and Chicago. Screw y'all.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:26pm

    Yeah, why is this even on here?

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:30pm

    You wish I was lying, because you can't except the fact that i'm smarter than you.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:23pm

    Why would anyone have pride in being an inbred uneducated redneck?

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:54pm

    12:52...seriouslyyyyyy?

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:03am

    Just bc were from texas, doesn't make us rednecks.. Sure we have plenty of them, but I don't know any of them. Oh and like none of us talk like hicks. That's Tennessee y'all.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:35pm

    hahah this makes me laugh for some reason.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:06pm

    12:52, I believe you mean to say "never cease." Otherwise, it's quite close to contradiction.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by jeepntruckgirl on Mar 13, 10 at 6:57pm

    yay! Dallas whores unite!!!

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:10pm

    they could both be of the same sex.. it's not always a hookup

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:08pm

    "to boot?" fucking Canuck.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:23pm

    ever think that this has nothing to do with sex, rather it's just some lame ass text that managed to get posted on here?

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:01pm

    If you live in Dallas, and you know Creed. I wouldn't doubt that to have been him. ROFL.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:55pm

    12:52 - he/she's referring to their phone's contact list

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:42pm

    Can we say BOOTY CALL!!!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:57pm

    This "keep it classy" and "Stay Classy" is fucking old already and annoying to boot. Is it just me that it drives crazy?

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:26pm

    I am a non inbred, non racist, quite educated person who considers himself a redneck. I have been in other countries and was a liberal until experiencing living in poverty in countries like Denmark, France, etc.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:11pm

    Just cause you're trashy, doesn't mean we can't be classy.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:44pm

    I bet both of you have no friends.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:42pm

    Who keeps talking about Dallas? We don't care that you're from Dallas, shut up.

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:23pm

    OMG OMG OMG 30 30 30 IM THIRTIETH OMG, WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH. I JUST WANNA THANK MY MOM MY DAD MY TEACHERS MY FAMILY MY FRIENDS MY COWORKERS AND AQUANTANCES AND MOST OF ALL THAT LADY WHO SERVES ME MY TACOS THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:45pm

    3:15 basically you are saying it is the smartest kid with down syndrome

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:36pm

    3:58- it's because they don't have any friends. I bet you have friends, though :)

  • 49 60
    Submitted by ashleyxrocks on Apr 6, 10 at 11:05pm

    hahhaha love it

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:53pm

    its hilarious to read people arguing on this... get a lifeee

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:32pm

    Wonder if it was that same chick from the other day that the guy deleted all her contacts from her phone so she couldn't call him.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:26am

    would you all shut your fucking mouths? you need to grow up and stop fighting about dumb shit that has nothing to do with the text in the first place. its fucking obnoxious. GET A LIFE.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:07am

    uuuugghh STOP trying to have in-depth discussions on here. ex: 1:23: ... POOP. 1:24: wow FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. 1:25: hey, 1:24, nono. fuck YOU. you're dumb. so ha. it's just not working out for you guys.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:59am

    DALLAS IS THE SHIT SO SHUT ITTTT!!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by iOwn on Jul 16, 10 at 1:07am

    Desperate !!

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:58pm

    keep it classy Dallas!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:49pm

    1:32 you're probably right. and go DFW! Oh Lord i love Dallas.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:58pm

    GO TEXAS!!! Redneck pride.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:54pm

    Aubrey, Texas, ftw!!!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:31pm

    I think 2:23 was being sarcastic.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:31pm

    GET UR DALLAS ONNNN!!!!!

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:35am

    someone just wants a friend. oh ya. shut the fuck up everybody but me!!

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:07pm

    sssssssssssssssssslllllllluuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:11pm

    already done on MLIA... wow

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:58pm

    Why do people start fights on here? It really is not cool. :[

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:52pm

    maybe it's because i don't wear contacts, but i don't understand how they can be deleted

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:32pm

    10 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 I had to finish it, sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:29pm

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 11!!!! Haha tricked you. Spamming is so much fun I bet y'all hate me now