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  • Whoever wrote this text might just be my soulmate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:51pm
  • It's a myth that coffee sobers you up, it simply makes you a wide awake drunk. The only proven thing that sobers you up is protein. So ladies suck a cock, swallow, and you're good! gracias : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:38pm
  • 1:38 Will you help me sober up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:20pm
  • No it's not. Leave God out of your hellish habits.

    Submitted by menda on Apr 25, 10 at 1:17am
  • north jersey for the fucking win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:00pm
  • JERSEY BABBBBIIIEEEE!!!!! JESRSEY ROX MY SOX!!!! JERSEY IS DA SHIT!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Coffee does not help my nausea when I am actually hungover. However, when I go to work still drunk it fixes me right up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:58pm
  • All about Jersey! And for those who call it a shithole, rep your state and all start bangin' out some crap about it. Anywhere under DC, no need for reply, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:27am
  • 1:38..thanks for the lesson from high school. you tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:42pm
  • AMEN FIFTH!!!! Win Win Win Win Win Win Winner!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Coffee just makes u have the serious drunk shits the day after!!! UGH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:30pm
  • I'm almost positive 10:15 is my brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:48pm
  • 2:42 You really think they would teach kids who are supposed to be under 21 (sadly prob not the case for you) that protein helps sober you up when you're not supposed to be drinking in the first place? Who's the tool? Fuckin idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I hate New Jersey, but you can't deny the awesome that is this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:44pm
  • i dont like coffee, but i do like this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:58pm
  • I'm second that 1:51. who ever wrote this needs to be my baby daddy =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Coffee helps with hangovers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Meh. More of a MLIA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Coffee is surely not helping much this morning. FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:14pm
  • amen. oh ya jersey is a shithole..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:38am
  • haha got to love the 973 <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:12pm
  • but God doesn't exist...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:15pm