Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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Whoever wrote this text might just be my soulmate.
It's a myth that coffee sobers you up, it simply makes you a wide awake drunk. The only proven thing that sobers you up is protein. So ladies suck a cock, swallow, and you're good! gracias : )
No it's not. Leave God out of your hellish habits.
1:38 Will you help me sober up?
for the fucking win.
All about Jersey! And for those who call it a shithole, rep your state and all start bangin' out some crap about it. Anywhere under DC, no need for reply, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
Coffee does not help my nausea when I am actually hungover. However, when I go to work still drunk it fixes me right up!
JESRSEY ROX MY SOX!!!!
JERSEY IS DA SHIT!!!!!
1:38..thanks for the lesson from high school. you tool
2:42 You really think they would teach kids who are supposed to be under 21 (sadly prob not the case for you) that protein helps sober you up when you're not supposed to be drinking in the first place? Who's the tool? Fuckin idiot
Coffee just makes u have the serious drunk shits the day after!!! UGH
I'm almost positive 10:15 is my brother.
I hate New Jersey, but you can't deny the awesome that is this text.
i dont like coffee, but i do like this text.
I'm second that 1:51. who ever wrote this needs to be my baby daddy =)
Coffee helps with hangovers.
Meh. More of a MLIA.
Coffee is surely not helping much this morning. FML.
amen. oh ya jersey is a shithole..
haha got to love the 973 <3
but God doesn't exist...