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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:43am

    Hmmm.... So you look down on fat people....you know, for being lazy and not getting their asses in the gym... Yet, when they show efforts to get healthy... You want them to go hide at home with a milkshake? What exactly, would make you happy?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:52am

    What an asshole. I hope you fall off the treadmill and bust your teeth out. Bitch.

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:06pm

    Fuck you all. Fat people have a RIGHT to get healthy. You people are the very reason why I don't like to go to the gym, because you are all judgmental assholes. I want to lose weight but you people are relentless!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:36pm

    It takes a lot of courage to walk into a gym when you're fat, and they're the ones that need to be there more than you do. Don't be a dick, be supportive. If you were fat, you'd blow your brains out -- you sure as hell wouldn't have the balls to walk into a gym.

  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:42am

    so true. thats why i dont make resolutions.

  • 68 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:04pm

    Awww, isn't that sad? OP has zero self-esteem and has to find a target for her years of pent up frustration at never being noticed by anyone, no matter how hard she tries. Keep going to the gym and working your ass off...maybe..just MAYBE, he won't cum in your hair and leave without saying goodbye next time.

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:04pm

    Im pretty sure this text isn't making fun of fat people or telling them to stay home. Its just stating the fact that they all resolve to lose weight, flood the gyms, and within a month most have given up. I just wish they would either stick to it or not go at all...

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:18am

    they take every last treadmill......and walk 1 mph an hour for 60 minutes while reading a book

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:13pm

    This is why I don't go to the gym

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:12am

    work at a gym, definitely know what you mean.

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:42pm

    completely agree. the gym where i work at home always gets packed during january and the same with the gyms i go to on my college campus when i'm in school. it's really annoying the first few weeks back for spring semester because the lines are super long to even get in the gym, then by feb it's back to normal.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:00am

    What is wrong with you people, those of you who agree with this statement and work at a gym WTF your supposed to support and encourage your unfit clientele. Yes they may not be Sexy to watch but it's working out if you look hott doing it then obviously you are not pushing yourself to your fullest you should be dripping sweat and ugly as fuck.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:23am

    Amen! I hate seeing fat people "try" to work out...most of them make a pathetic attempt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:25pm

    1:06 ignore stupid asses at te gym, they tend to have tremendous insecurity issues despite having good bodies. Fuck them and do what u want. I've been going to the gym for years (former college athlete) and so many dudes at the gym are just douchebags that only feel good ny putting others down.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:51am

    Way to go, they should keep their fat ass in a specialized gym...

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:22pm

    10:30 - you can't possibly walk around talking like that, can you? Keep going to the gym - your rock-hard abs are clearly the only thing you've got going on.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:43am

    I can barely make myself go to the gym already thanks to the stupid judgemental people, now I have to worry about being seen as a "fat resolutionist." Awesome. Love it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:38am

    Completely one hundred percent agree. They all flake out real fast. Same thing happened right after thanksgiving. As though three days will do alot at the gym...

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:34am

    8:25 is a dyslexic black man.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by morehouseman09 on Jan 13, 10 at 4:06am

    i def just said the same thing yesterday. they will give up by February though lol

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:12pm

    7:54 drinks his own semen.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:30pm

    10:58 do what you do best and go suck a dick. Im sorry you have such tremendous insecurity issues with yourself and your manhood.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:57pm

    WTF kind of gym gives the members pizza? That's definitely one for the Fail Blog ...

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:14am

    This is why I work out at 2am...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:46pm

    Anonymous said... Hmmm.... So you look down on fat people....you know, for being lazy and not getting their asses in the gym... Yet, when they show efforts to get healthy... You want them to go hide at home with a milkshake? What exactly, would make you happy? this post said my exact feelings

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:09pm

    Dear Atlanta : you can do better. Do us all a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:31pm

    I have no faith in humanity anymore.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:39am

    I work at a gym... It will dwindle significantly by February. Permanently by march. Don't fret.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:22pm

    Oh shut up at least they try.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:38pm

    Regardless of whether the post is true or not, it is NOT funny. Sooooo, why is it posted on this site? I thought that was the point.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:15am

    I, the OP, am overweight, but I workout unlike the January resolutionists. Lesson in life: don't assume, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:51pm

    This is so true. It shouldnt matter if they're a douche or not. Everyone knows the fat people last a month at the gym after new years

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:57am

    Haha 9:52 you must be one of them! Or will you hold on all the way to february? Lmaooo

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:58am

    Seriously!!! It's soo annoying they take up a treadmill and you know they won't be there next week

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:45am

    Fatty on a treadmill!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:40pm

    My gym has pizza on the first monday of the month. You see the fatties flock to the gym them. They probably only pay their yearly membership to eat it all back in pizza once a month. Nothing makes me run harder on the treadmill than fatties circling pizza like buzzards around a carcass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:25am

    Hahaha they don't have souls, there jelly filled! Priceless...n bout the uglyfaces... That's highly unlikely, have a my girl, n that's enough said, u hefers only have doughnuts n choclate to b with. Listen I give people overweight credit for working out, but get a trainer or honestly diet right. Ur diet is 70% of ur weight loss. The Otha 30% is working out. Called self control. Food is not a narcotic

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:35am

    I hate seeing the fatties "try" to workout. They take up gym space n have no clue wat they're doing. They last till the begining of febuary. HERE'S THE WORST PART. WEN THE GUIDO FIST PUMPERS GO BEFORE SUMMER, can't win @ gyms nemore

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:43pm

    8:40 so you're saying seeing people eat makes you feel like sticking your finger down your throat you have a serios eating disorder and I feel sorry for you.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:18pm

    Stick it up your ass moron...

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:18pm

    10:43 the point is they all stop showing up within a couple weeks....

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:30am

    So true! It's frusterating when your there everyday training... And then whoa the gym is suddenly over ran...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:36am

    People make me sad. This is the reason why last year My brother and I made resolutions to lose weight but were afraid to go to the gym. Thank god for home workout videos. But honestly, you guys should be more supportive of the fatties. Most of them are thinking about you thinking about them, and it makes them self-conscious. Not all of them flake out on working out, my brother's down eighty pounds and me forty.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:37am

    I bet you have to be at the gym in twenty six minutes, douchebag.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:56pm

    This is so true. I especially hate the people circling the parking lot looking for a closer parking place. Maybe the gym's not for you if you can't stand walking that extra 50 feet.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:28pm

    I haven't been 2 the gym for like a week n a half but I definitely am going 2day after my meeting just 2 watch this this is epicly hilarious

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:08pm

    That's so effin true

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:54am

    THANK YOU 10:43 The rest of you are just fucking assholes. It must suck to know you will never be happy with anything. If someone trys you just put them down, and if they don't try they are lazy fat asses. Make up your fucking minds.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:13am

    So true. The fatties will have given up by February and gone back to their lazy boys.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:52pm

    Haha i work at a gym, its SO true - 817

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:36am

    hahahahaha give it a week.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:30am

    11:22 must be a fat resolutionist.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:33am

    hahahahahaha, omg that is so true!!! and i cant take it anymore! (between that and the old people) i dread going to the gym now...

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:54pm

    It's ok to hate fat people because they don't have souls. Most of them are jelly-filled.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:05am

    fat people dont use what i use. pull up bars and free weights. go follow the cup cake fatty... 696

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:51am

    "im so going to lose weight this ye... wait, donut king"

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    Submitted by internetexploder on Jun 7, 11 at 11:57am

    All of the fat people on here that freaked out need to calm the fuck down. You obviously know theres something wrong with the way you look if you had to make a new years resolution to get skinny

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:00pm

    To all the fatties who are pissed off: relax and go eat some cheetos. This is funny shit, and very true.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:06am

    One thinks you should as your Daddy to get you liposuction to get rid of all your ghastly fat. -- Rich Bitch

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:57am

    You have much more fAith in those people then I do if your giving them till the end of the January, it's usually a 2 week max thing. I applaud your belif in them....

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:39pm

    @ 1:54 I own the gym I work at..so why don't youthink about getting more information and not judging people before you run your classless mouth.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:22pm

    12:28, officially a virgin douchebag for saying "epicly"

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:53pm

    @ 1014 and why you take meth!

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:02am

    Fat people don't have souls