my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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Yeah, maybe you missed that 'knows when you've been naughty' part of the song. Of course I'm sure the rest of the office figured out what a slut you are without santa's help, but whatevs.
Should've just gave you a swift punch to the uterus and a push down the stairs and saved their money on the pregnancy test.
Ohh sux to know pol think you're a whore
Haha Washington hoes!
Your the true meaning of hoe hoe hoe merry Christmas you fucking whore
Your secret sant Santa should have gotten you a dictionary...pregency?
Maybe your secret santa went up your chimney and broke his bag of presents and is trying to tell you something?
Or that she's fat and looks pregnant.
I think Santa went up your chimney!
did your secret santa slip you the dick?
Where is prop when u need him??? Make this shit funny!
did you expect anyone would want to father your babies?
there should be a Bad Week option...
I am so getting my friend a shirt of this !!!
cause yousss a hoe......HOOOOOOOE!
this has happened to me before...
stop it with the pseudonyms. get a life. no one cares.
How is she a whore/hoe? I hate when people go on this site or fml and they say how any girl who bangs is a whore. Guys are fuxking too and no one calls them skanks
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