my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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Yeah, maybe you missed that 'knows when you've been naughty' part of the song. Of course I'm sure the rest of the office figured out what a slut you are without santa's help, but whatevs.
Should've just gave you a swift punch to the uterus and a push down the stairs and saved their money on the pregnancy test.
Ohh sux to know pol think you're a whore
Maybe your secret santa went up your chimney and broke his bag of presents and is trying to tell you something?
Your the true meaning of hoe hoe hoe merry Christmas you fucking whore
Haha Washington hoes!
Or that she's fat and looks pregnant.
Your secret sant Santa should have gotten you a dictionary...pregency?
Where is prop when u need him??? Make this shit funny!
I think Santa went up your chimney!
did your secret santa slip you the dick?
did you expect anyone would want to father your babies?
there should be a Bad Week option...
cause yousss a hoe......HOOOOOOOE!
I am so getting my friend a shirt of this !!!
this has happened to me before...
stop it with the pseudonyms. get a life. no one cares.
How is she a whore/hoe? I hate when people go on this site or fml and they say how any girl who bangs is a whore. Guys are fuxking too and no one calls them skanks
Haxors hax code we hax haxors.
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