Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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My favourite part is he didn't move her after she fell asleep in his crotch. Love Newfoundland.
...What woke you up? The morning wood?
What a nice girl.
Gross! How much, and what kind of make-up were you wearing?
blame it on the white glue
I feel like a drunk dirty whore just for reading this.
Well, I guess you ar....nah, love ya..
I wouldn't mind
U better wake me up with another BJ
Classic case of daddy issues with this one; you can tell by how normal she makes such an event sound
Thank you Dr. Phil.
Insane clown puss y.
Hahaha dear God
Fuckin' sloot... Lucky bastard...
Too much make-up is never a good thing! You're fired.
Didn't your parents teach you not to fall asleep in your food?