Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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My favourite part is he didn't move her after she fell asleep in his crotch. Love Newfoundland.
...What woke you up? The morning wood?
What a nice girl.
Gross! How much, and what kind of make-up were you wearing?
blame it on the white glue
I feel like a drunk dirty whore just for reading this.
Well, I guess you ar....nah, love ya..
I wouldn't mind
U better wake me up with another BJ
Classic case of daddy issues with this one; you can tell by how normal she makes such an event sound
Thank you Dr. Phil.
Insane clown puss y.
Hahaha dear God
Fuckin' sloot... Lucky bastard...
Didn't your parents teach you not to fall asleep in your food?
Too much make-up is never a good thing! You're fired.