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  • Choose your women based on her horizontal skills first as long as you can support her.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 12, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Now that's talent! Ha!

    Submitted by funnyhunny on Dec 12, 10 at 5:27pm
  • You forgot the "f" in "farts"

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 12, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Just like my gf. Thing she can to with dicks lol

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 13, 10 at 7:03am
  • Awesome! I love a cultured woman.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 12, 10 at 8:32pm
  • sucking dicks, fucking dicks, and nude modeling?

    Submitted by Fitzi on Dec 13, 10 at 9:46pm
  • Im not impressed until she can\nMulti-task with those talents. Fired!

    Submitted by hybridsongwriter on Dec 13, 10 at 12:41am
  • bahaha leafoden. fat chicks are nasty, sure u can say 'more cushion for the pushin' but that doesn't help if you can't find the desired destination!

    Submitted by lizthetwigg on Dec 13, 10 at 8:31am
    • I think most dudes would also find "twiggs" nasty, sweet cheeks

      Submitted by colabea on Dec 13, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Any hot guys want to text me? My number is, six one seven 453 two nine six three!

    Submitted by hippomachine on Dec 12, 10 at 7:18pm
    • Your username has the word "hippo" in it. It just screams fat chick. No one wants to text an attention whore anyway.

      Submitted by leafoden on Dec 12, 10 at 8:05pm