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  Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.

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  (214): Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/p4l3
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  Submitted by Le_Bag on Feb 9, 11 at 1:19pm

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  "which one is he?" \n"the one without the tail"

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  Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 9, 11 at 3:48pm

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  You think the OP would remember it. "Come here. Come. Come. Good girl. Okay, now down. Down. Down. Good girl; now roll over."

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    Submitted by MartianVirus on Feb 10, 11 at 2:15am

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    Okay now play dead.

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  Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Feb 10, 11 at 1:58am

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  Is that a command?

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  Submitted by thebatman on Feb 9, 11 at 2:28pm

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  Don't kick the dog on your way home.

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  Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 9, 11 at 6:13pm

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  Yep. Thursday and Wednesday were there too, but Sunday (morning) was out for beers with Monday.

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