Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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My inner child is jumping with joy right now. My adult self is in slight fear of the hangover, but still jumping for joy.
Oh I can't wait for this weekend now.
it's true! it's called "adult chocolate milk." most big liquor stores should sell it. and it's delicious.
that milkshake would bring ALL the boys to the yard...
You weren't going to ever grow up anyway, so it's ok.
I want some for my cereal. Lucky Charms 2.0 Bitches!
Hahaha, Lucky Charms, I nearly died laughing!
Those kids should have no problem catching Lucky now, because he's fucking wasted.
Until, of course, the FDA decided that this is more dangerous than regular beer, wine, and liquor because it's got chocolate in it. Those damn straight-laced conservatives like their alcohol free of all fun.
Chocolate is BAD kids
Damn it. \n@ sketchy and duck hunter\nThe republicans led the prohibition because alcohol is immoral. They also take away your freedoms such as privacy. \nThe democrats just try to prevent retards like you from carrying your shot guns around schools and prevent monopolies cutting out little business.
I'd rather have everchocolate, itay be something I just made up, but that's because I want 190 proof chocolate milk... I.e. Everclear chocolate milk
Impossible at 95% alcohol
no problem. take everclear. add a few drops of chocolate milk and heavy cream.\ntada.
Add to it and it won't be 190 proof.
That sounds convenient, but disgusting. I'll probably just stick to pouring vodka in my coffee though.
Sure you weren't drunk when you "heard" this? It sounds too awesome to be true!
actually sketchy ur politics are wrong conservatives like less government and less control over the rights and freedoms we have to the stuff we like. ex. guns, beer and alcoholic chocolate milk. liberals like to take that stuff away and control it to the point u cant get it. the FDA is ran by crooked Democratic liberals that think if they dont get money from it, we dont need it
This is why there needs to be a font for sarcasm.... so that people like you don't take people like me too seriously. I actually told Chuck Schumer to his face that I hate him.
When the payments for the student loan you pissed away on a bullshit degree are due and you can't shake it from bankruptcy, you will grow up real fucking fast little boy!
I literally came up with this like a few weeks ago. I never knew it actually exists!
Just read an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk on Texts From Last Night. Taking a page out of the Four Loko book, are they? Because it worked.
What's it called? Seriously not trying to make a joke, just curious.
Its true. It is called "Adult Chocolate Milk." Amazing.
40 proof choc milk?! Someone should bring back Joe Camel, and the gun-toting baby!
Sounds super fattening. Fired!