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  • My inner child is jumping with joy right now. My adult self is in slight fear of the hangover, but still jumping for joy.

    Submitted by RecklessMonster on Nov 29, 10 at 11:17am
  • it's true! it's called "adult chocolate milk." most big liquor stores should sell it. and it's delicious.

    Submitted by rightmeow on Nov 29, 10 at 12:17pm
  • that milkshake would bring ALL the boys to the yard...

    Submitted by tswift4eva on Nov 29, 10 at 11:21pm
  • You weren't going to ever grow up anyway, so it's ok.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 29, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Damn it. \n@ sketchy and duck hunter\nThe republicans led the prohibition because alcohol is immoral. They also take away your freedoms such as privacy. \nThe democrats just try to prevent retards like you from carrying your shot guns around schools and prevent monopolies cutting out little business.

    Submitted by hooligans on Nov 29, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Until, of course, the FDA decided that this is more dangerous than regular beer, wine, and liquor because it's got chocolate in it. Those damn straight-laced conservatives like their alcohol free of all fun.

    Submitted by SketchyKell on Nov 29, 10 at 1:36pm
  • @ sketchy

    Submitted by hooligans on Nov 29, 10 at 11:34pm
  • I want some for my cereal. Lucky Charms 2.0 Bitches!

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:45am
    • Hahaha, Lucky Charms, I nearly died laughing!

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 12:53am
      • Those kids should have no problem catching Lucky now, because he's fucking wasted.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 2:15pm
  • When the payments for the student loan you pissed away on a bullshit degree are due and you can't shake it from bankruptcy, you will grow up real fucking fast little boy!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 10 at 7:19pm
  • actually sketchy ur politics are wrong conservatives like less government and less control over the rights and freedoms we have to the stuff we like. ex. guns, beer and alcoholic chocolate milk. liberals like to take that stuff away and control it to the point u cant get it. the FDA is ran by crooked Democratic liberals that think if they dont get money from it, we dont need it

    Submitted by Duckhunter6688 on Nov 29, 10 at 5:17pm
    • This is why there needs to be a font for sarcasm.... so that people like you don't take people like me too seriously. I actually told Chuck Schumer to his face that I hate him.

      Submitted by SketchyKell on Nov 29, 10 at 5:24pm
  • I'd rather have everchocolate, itay be something I just made up, but that's because I want 190 proof chocolate milk... I.e. Everclear chocolate milk

    Submitted by slimmer on Nov 29, 10 at 11:13pm
  • That sounds convenient, but disgusting. I'll probably just stick to pouring vodka in my coffee though.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 6:42pm
  • I literally came up with this like a few weeks ago. I never knew it actually exists!

    Submitted by RynoZeta on Nov 29, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Sure you weren't drunk when you "heard" this? It sounds too awesome to be true!

    Submitted by walkonair on Nov 29, 10 at 11:23am
  • 40 proof choc milk?! Someone should bring back Joe Camel, and the gun-toting baby!

    Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 29, 10 at 12:12pm
  • Just read an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk on Texts From Last Night. Taking a page out of the Four Loko book, are they? Because it worked.

    Submitted by Nasty on Nov 29, 10 at 9:07pm
  • What's it called? Seriously not trying to make a joke, just curious.

    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:43am
    • Its true. It is called "Adult Chocolate Milk." Amazing.

      Submitted by Abomb77 on Dec 2, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Sounds super fattening. Fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 11:23am