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  • Better you than your girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:21pm
  • The Cockmaster says girls love it when I jizz in their face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:33pm
  • OP: original poster, I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 4:36 is wrong, it's original poster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:07pm
  • I kinda wonder what sex tip #69 is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Don't jack off standing on your head, fool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Oh really? I kinda like jizz in my eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:52pm
  • makes your eye so red :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Pull up to a red light and I; jizz in your eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:07pm
  • it's called a "pink eye" and it's usually done as an insult.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:54pm
  • you would like to fuck him wouldn't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:28pm
  • I am the Girl who got Jizzed on.....Thanks Billy My eye is so RED right now I have to wear my glasses- no contacts - LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:25pm
  • so not only have u got that in ur eye but u have been pepper sprayed...time for some life changes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:29am
  • This is stupid too. OP is trying too hard to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Ahhhh, been there. Twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:26am
  • They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Been there done that.. Swallow only!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Keep your eyes closed then whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:45am
  • My jizz cures blindness. -VTM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Max henscheid, is this you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:56am
  • Oral Tip for Females #2 - Always wear safety glasses if you do not swallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I have a swallow-phobia. I dont think ill ever be able to do it for him :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:26pm
  • i know the feeling. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:30pm
  • It kills especially when it gets under your contacts!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:53pm
  • This is why I swallow everytime (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:24pm
  • who the FUCK is Bill Brasky?! you people are fucking retarded. and this is nowhere near as funny as when she told me this story i person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:09am
  • It doesn't hurt that bad but it deff makes ur eye bloodshot to hell...and whoever said it's an insult that's what u say to cover up for ur lack of aim

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:20pm
  • So fucking true, don't know bout the pepper spray but I remember my eye swelling up while sperm tried to impregnate it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:09am
  • And THAT is why you ALWAYS swallow ladies!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Thank You!! I've been saying this for a while and nobody believes me . . . It's all fun and games til you get jizzed in the eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:27pm
  • oh jeez, i thought i was gonna die , it was so painful. .. and , silly me,, i thought i was the only one!! THANKS ALL :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:54am
  • what does 'OP' stand for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Been there. Burns like the fire of Hades!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:40am
  • response to OP: we don't care! If we jizz on your face it's your job to keep it out of your eyes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Chlamydia bacteria in semen can cause pink eye. Google it, then get tested. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:48pm
  • You just posted that somewhere else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Wait what were 1-67?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:48am
  • THANK YOU FOR THIS, CAPITAIN OBVIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I know!!! It fucking burns, turns your eye all red and swollen!!!! It's instant pink eye - (for use of the professional excuse maker!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:16pm
  • @8:08 it makes it feel so much better. I guess its kind of a tradeoff....

    Submitted by RabidWalrus4 on Aug 31, 11 at 10:11pm