Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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Better you than your girlfriend
OP: original poster, I think.
The Cockmaster says girls love it when I jizz in their face
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.
I kinda wonder what sex tip #69 is...
4:36 is wrong, it's original poster
Oh really? I kinda like jizz in my eye
Don't jack off standing on your head, fool.
makes your eye so red :/
you would like to fuck him wouldn't you?
Pull up to a red light and I; jizz in your eye.
it's called a "pink eye" and it's usually done as an insult.
This is stupid too. OP is trying too hard to be funny
so not only have u got that in ur eye but u have been pepper sprayed...time for some life changes
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.
Been there done that.. Swallow only!
I am the Girl who got Jizzed on.....Thanks Billy
My eye is so RED right now
I have to wear my glasses- no contacts - LOL
My jizz cures blindness.
Ahhhh, been there. Twice.
Keep your eyes closed then whore
They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
Max henscheid, is this you?
Oral Tip for Females #2 - Always wear safety glasses if you do not swallow.
I have a swallow-phobia. I dont think ill ever be able to do it for him :(
This is why I swallow everytime (;
i know the feeling. . .
It kills especially when it gets under your contacts!!!
And THAT is why you ALWAYS swallow ladies!!!
who the FUCK is Bill Brasky?! you people are fucking retarded. and this is nowhere near as funny as when she told me this story i person
It doesn't hurt that bad but it deff makes ur eye bloodshot to hell...and whoever said it's an insult that's what u say to cover up for ur lack of aim
So fucking true, don't know bout the pepper spray but I remember my eye swelling up while sperm tried to impregnate it
Thank You!! I've been saying this for a while and nobody believes me . . . It's all fun and games til you get jizzed in the eye.
oh jeez, i thought i was gonna die , it was so painful. .. and , silly me,, i thought i was the only one!! THANKS ALL :)
You just posted that somewhere else
Been there. Burns like the fire of Hades!!
Chlamydia bacteria in semen can cause pink eye. Google it, then get tested. :)
response to OP: we don't care! If we jizz on your face it's your job to keep it out of your eyes
what does 'OP' stand for
Wait what were 1-67?
I know!!! It fucking burns, turns your eye all red and swollen!!!! It's instant pink eye - (for use of the professional excuse maker!)
THANK YOU FOR THIS, CAPITAIN OBVIOUS
@8:08 it makes it feel so much better. I guess its kind of a tradeoff....