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  • Submitted by Carmen_SanDieg0 on Feb 1, 11 at 3:30pm

    I think a fistbump would be the appropriate reaction.

  • Submitted by shhhhhhH on Feb 1, 11 at 3:26pm

    He will probably hand you 2 ibuprofen and a glass of water. Then refer you to the nearest AA meeting

  • Submitted by gr8nate on Feb 1, 11 at 8:14pm

    He'll automatically add in 4 quarts of jizz.

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 1, 11 at 5:56pm

    He's gonna wonder why you're cutting back.

  • Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 1, 11 at 3:39pm

    He'll think you're the average college student, lol. At least you're doing college right.

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 1, 11 at 5:59pm

      Yeah, he's seen worse. "Well, when we factor in the dozen live goldfish from pledge week, the formaldehyde-laden laboratory frog from the bet you lost, and the fact that you've eaten nothing but cheese fries for the last seven months, you're remarkably healthy."

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    Submitted by djXENU on Feb 1, 11 at 8:12pm

    He'll ask you when you switched from box wine to bottled.

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Feb 1, 11 at 3:58pm

    He'll think it's nothing. I had to do one of those right after my 21st birthday. I had to be honest and tell them I lost count around 10pm, but got home after 2am.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 1, 11 at 5:08pm

    He probably will reminisce of his own undergraduate days and wonder why if there was more than you listed.

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    Submitted by doseshitbang on Feb 2, 11 at 1:38pm

    Haha win for CU Boulder nutrition dietary analysis- I would bet money thats what this is in reference to. Prof has seen worse I imagine.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 2, 11 at 2:19pm

    He'll wish he was you.

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    Submitted by jthenailer on Feb 8, 11 at 2:53pm

    Keystone Light ::barfs::

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    Submitted by 3rd_floor on Feb 2, 11 at 12:14am

    I KNOW WHO THIS ISS!!!!!

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    Submitted by TBONEa on Feb 1, 11 at 6:32pm

    heavyweight

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    Submitted by mears on Feb 13, 12 at 5:50am

    I'm I'm this class now

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    Submitted by foxy19 on Feb 2, 11 at 12:44am

    You must be in my 2P91 course :P

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    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jan 29, 12 at 2:15pm

    He'll give you extra credit for being truthful, within limits. I mean, you did leave out those goldfish.

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    Submitted by roflberries on Feb 4, 11 at 7:24am

    "Good weekend"

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    Submitted by ckuhrt91 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:26pm

    hahaha you must be in my class!!!

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    Submitted by technotenant on Feb 8, 11 at 3:43am

    Colorado people know how to do it!!

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    Submitted by baberz8787 on Feb 12, 11 at 12:54am

    I what JWU student this could be?

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Feb 1, 11 at 3:26pm

    First!