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  • I think a fistbump would be the appropriate reaction.

    Submitted by Carmen_SanDieg0 on Feb 1, 11 at 3:30pm
  • He'll automatically add in 4 quarts of jizz.

    Submitted by gr8nate on Feb 1, 11 at 8:14pm
  • He will probably hand you 2 ibuprofen and a glass of water. Then refer you to the nearest AA meeting

    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Feb 1, 11 at 3:26pm
  • He's gonna wonder why you're cutting back.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 1, 11 at 5:56pm
  • He'll think it's nothing. I had to do one of those right after my 21st birthday. I had to be honest and tell them I lost count around 10pm, but got home after 2am.

    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Feb 1, 11 at 3:58pm
  • He'll ask you when you switched from box wine to bottled.

    Submitted by djXENU on Feb 1, 11 at 8:12pm
  • He'll think you're the average college student, lol. At least you're doing college right.

    Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 1, 11 at 3:39pm
    • Yeah, he's seen worse. "Well, when we factor in the dozen live goldfish from pledge week, the formaldehyde-laden laboratory frog from the bet you lost, and the fact that you've eaten nothing but cheese fries for the last seven months, you're remarkably healthy."

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 1, 11 at 5:59pm
  • Keystone Light ::barfs::

    Submitted by jthenailer on Feb 8, 11 at 2:53pm
  • Haha win for CU Boulder nutrition dietary analysis- I would bet money thats what this is in reference to. Prof has seen worse I imagine.

    Submitted by doseshitbang on Feb 2, 11 at 1:38pm
  • He probably will reminisce of his own undergraduate days and wonder why if there was more than you listed.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 1, 11 at 5:08pm
  • I KNOW WHO THIS ISS!!!!!

    Submitted by 3rd_floor on Feb 2, 11 at 12:14am
  • He'll wish he was you.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 2, 11 at 2:19pm
  • I'm I'm this class now

    Submitted by mears on Feb 13, 12 at 5:50am
  • He'll give you extra credit for being truthful, within limits. I mean, you did leave out those goldfish.

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jan 29, 12 at 2:15pm
  • heavyweight

    Submitted by TBONEa on Feb 1, 11 at 6:32pm
  • You must be in my 2P91 course :P

    Submitted by foxy19 on Feb 2, 11 at 12:44am
  • Colorado people know how to do it!!

    Submitted by technotenant on Feb 8, 11 at 3:43am
  • "Good weekend"

    Submitted by roflberries on Feb 4, 11 at 7:24am
  • I what JWU student this could be?

    Submitted by baberz8787 on Feb 12, 11 at 12:54am
  • hahaha you must be in my class!!!

    Submitted by ckuhrt91 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:26pm
  • First!

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Feb 1, 11 at 3:26pm