I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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I think a fistbump would be the appropriate reaction.
He'll automatically add in 4 quarts of jizz.
He will probably hand you 2 ibuprofen and a glass of water. Then refer you to the nearest AA meeting
He's gonna wonder why you're cutting back.
He'll think it's nothing. I had to do one of those right after my 21st birthday. I had to be honest and tell them I lost count around 10pm, but got home after 2am.
He'll ask you when you switched from box wine to bottled.
He'll think you're the average college student, lol. At least you're doing college right.
Yeah, he's seen worse. "Well, when we factor in the dozen live goldfish from pledge week, the formaldehyde-laden laboratory frog from the bet you lost, and the fact that you've eaten nothing but cheese fries for the last seven months, you're remarkably healthy."
Keystone Light ::barfs::
Haha win for CU Boulder nutrition dietary analysis- I would bet money thats what this is in reference to. Prof has seen worse I imagine.
He probably will reminisce of his own undergraduate days and wonder why if there was more than you listed.
I KNOW WHO THIS ISS!!!!!
He'll wish he was you.
I'm I'm this class now
He'll give you extra credit for being truthful, within limits. I mean, you did leave out those goldfish.
You must be in my 2P91 course :P
Colorado people know how to do it!!
I what JWU student this could be?
hahaha you must be in my class!!!