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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?

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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.

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Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?

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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.

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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon

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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".

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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"

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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.

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