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  • Definitely copied from Fml...

    Submitted by michelle01602 on Oct 17, 11 at 2:29pm
  • Clearly he believes that because he's too small to give one.

    Submitted by KentuckyFried on Oct 17, 11 at 5:02pm
  • He's a rat bastard. Run hard and fast in the other direction!

    Submitted by raylealadee on Oct 17, 11 at 2:29pm
  • An you're wasting your vagina's time by being with him...WHY?!

    Submitted by AJBitner on Oct 17, 11 at 4:23pm
  • Okay, see, there's this revolutionary concept called DUMP THE BASTARD. I don't care if he ejaculates gold; no man is worth that.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 17, 11 at 6:48pm
    • I don't know. I mean, ejaculating gold? I'm a straight dude, but if I was a chick and he's doing that and allowing me to collect it in a non-bodily orifice I might put up with the irritation. I have no problem with living comfortably for little effort.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 19, 11 at 12:45am
  • Run girl run!

    Submitted by HBGgirl on Oct 17, 11 at 2:33pm
  • @Michelle it was on there a couple weeks ago and I think I've also seen it in the random TFLN, FAIL

    Submitted by ColinD1 on Oct 17, 11 at 2:32pm
  • Lol obviously he doesn't lick your kitty..I would be more than happy to assist and be buster in this mythbusters episode

    Submitted by Chucklez421 on Oct 17, 11 at 7:52pm
  • Not worth speaking to again, sista. Ever. Next please!

    Submitted by anaraesia on Oct 18, 11 at 12:43am
  • Probably because he has small cock syndrome and is too ashamed

    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Oct 17, 11 at 8:49pm
  • You need a new g@ y friend.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 2:31pm
  • Woooooow.

    Submitted by shanie on Oct 18, 11 at 2:19pm
  • Hmmm... Are you sure he's into girls?

    Submitted by xandrasm on Oct 18, 11 at 12:44am
  • Dude come on... I'm not one to complain about tfln or call fake but this is word for word copied from an fml not more than a couple days ago.

    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Oct 18, 11 at 12:22am
  • Looks like he and my boyfriend need to have a little talk...BTW, DUMP HIM!!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 17, 11 at 3:38pm
  • Copied from FML.

    Submitted by Andr913 on Oct 18, 11 at 8:44am
  • He literally doesn't give a fuck lol.

    Submitted by Xatu on Oct 19, 11 at 6:52am
  • Welcome to Indiana, bitch!

    Submitted by Bloomfield on Oct 18, 11 at 12:56am
  • Hahaha.

    Submitted by melonhead99 on Oct 17, 11 at 8:28pm
  • A myth? Looks like someone doesn't know what they're doing

    Submitted by Jnick on Oct 17, 11 at 11:56pm
  • And it was kinda funny as an's not at all entertaining in this context.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 19, 11 at 10:30am
  • Some guys just dob't care. Deal with it.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 17, 11 at 6:13pm
  • You are a Saint for staying with him then! I'd cut that shit off quickly

    Submitted by mjmcub on Oct 21, 11 at 8:04am
  • Are his orgasms a myth too? \n-

    Submitted by DopeSandwichh on Oct 17, 11 at 11:45pm
  • Ew, Mom. I did not need to know that about Dad.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 17, 11 at 2:33pm