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  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:37am

    ............I'm Bryan. OHOHOHOHOHOH!!! What a hillarious Misunderstanding..

  • 77 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:54am

    WOW. i hope you didnt hook up with this seadonkey

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:23pm

    Ummm...ur ass gabby( pecuous)is really nice

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:36pm

    Lol, because she's black!

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:57pm

    @ 2:09pm - If it is from Big Daddy, that's fine, but the poster at 11:17 must've agreed with me about it being Flight of the Concords, since they quoted it, too. =)

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:49pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahah

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:23pm

    Hahahaha this one is actually kind of funny

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:53pm

    @6:07pm, haven't heard 'twat' in a while. you just made my day.

  • 69 63
    Submitted by swimit08 on Feb 26, 10 at 11:10pm

    Precious was a great movie

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:24am

    Clareece "Precious" Jones is an overweight, illiterate African-American teen in Harlem. What kind of sea hag did you hook up with to make THAT look good??

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:24am

    Why to miss the point.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:19pm

    Precious, you a dummy. Don't nobody want you, don't nobody need you. School ain't gon' help none. Get yo' ass down to de welfare.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:02pm

    Wow. You're ridiculous; go see the movie you fucking moron.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:15am

    12:07 agree 100% nothing worse then a fat ugly sister

  • 66 73
    Submitted by brostradamus on Apr 11, 10 at 5:04pm

    Why did youvsee precious

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:38pm

    Lol, this is prob one of the best texts that's been posted recently... That was a biiiiig bitch!

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:09pm

    @11:22, that's from Big Daddy, and Big Daddy is way better.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:07am

    It's physically impossible for an ugly fat black chick to be anywhere over a 1

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:15am

    hip hop oppotamousss

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:07pm

    5:36, go fuck yourself. lolol! ...fucking twat.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:03pm

    Haha I bet this is about danielle cooper from tennesssee! She's huge but stil pretty.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:51am

    That movie was dumb sad

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:17am

    She's so hot she's making me sexist..................... Bitch............

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:22am

    @ 11:15am, Flight of the Concords is the shit.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:43pm

    Haha. Fat bitches suck.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:58pm

    Lmao WTF precious is huge

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:23am

    Thank you ladies... You didn't have to say.. That.. :'D

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:32am

    Shit that must of been butt ugly! Lol

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:51pm

    who would fuck her... twice?!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by erisblake on Aug 12, 11 at 9:38am

    Probably a Scandinavian, 7 ft tall, 346lb, hairy, mentally challenged, 28 year old, female wrestler with califlower ears.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by sgtdonut on Mar 3, 10 at 12:35pm

    People do love you, Precious. Your baby loves you! I love you!