My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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People who've never been arrested make it sound so much fun, that shit sucks.
ikr?! idc what its for, getting arrested is NEVER fun. i mean unless youre a rich white kid whos parents will bail you out so you dont have to be around "those people" aka minorities
Based on the way this guy acts, I bet his father is a giant dick.
what would be more epic is if a cop busted an entire party of giant sperm :o
And then the cop could say 'I almost got all of them, but the fastest one got away'.
Plus you'll fit in with all the dicks and asses you get to share a cell with
I worked many Halloween nights. I always wanted to take someone in costume to jail. It never worked out that way. Oh well.
FUCK THE POLICE
A lot of the police in athens Ohio probably have arrested some sperm
My friends went to the mall dressed as sperm... And ran down the halls pretending to swim yelling HIV!...
Yeah, then someone busts their sperm into a giant sperm in jail. two good busted sperm stories.
Favorite one so far XD
dat_azz_69: LOL! Win.