He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Care to mount a search party?
It's about time he found some way to get you off
Pictures of it's hiding place
At least you know he was thinking of you,send him some pix, he deserves a payout for his investment
Shall I use my tongue to gently coax her back out of hiding?
@justsayin. Actually the best thing is uninhibited, mutually satisfying sex, and if you bring toys to the "table" so be it. You do what it takes.
Where the hell are you idiots getting lead poisoning from? In today's society there isn't lead in paint especially for a adult toy.
Someone had a lot of free time. Just saying.
Who care about being first? Are you 12
shes sexy, leave her alone
Omg, seriously?! Lead paint on sex toys?? What ever you're putting in your vagina that might give you lead poisoning is NOT a sex toy! I sell them through passion parties and I guarantee you the toys are safe and no one gets lead poisoning!!
Y toys? The real thing is so much better;)
Anyone who trolls with such pathetic grammar is obviously Asian.
Clits clits clits tits tits tits! Yes!
Yes, I think pictures for his efforts are in order!
So, try out the anal toys for a while.
Anyone who said this is a goof night is dumb. Sex toys are unsafe and might have lead paint on it and poison you