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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:50pm

    This is what's wrong with America today. Dumb fucks like the poster of this text. Seriously, you're proud of the abortion clinic? Fucking pathetic waste of life. This wouldn't happen if you would use one of the MANY contraceptives and birth control products out there. I swear, there should be an apptitude test to be able to breed. If you fail, you get your testicles/ovaries removed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:36pm

    Selfish would be inflicting another useless kid upon the world because you're too much of a coward to deal with your mistakes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:52pm

    too dumb to get pills or a box of condoms? way to be proud of your sluttastic existence

  • 95 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:45, Yeah, better "grammer."

  • 91 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:35pm

    You're right. Condoms are soooo middle school.

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:42pm

    Eugene. Get on the pill girl.

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:20pm

    THE FATHER WAS JESUS AND HE TOLD ME TO GET AN ABORTION. HE DOESN'T WANT HIS KID GROWING UP IN A RELIGION-DOMINATED COUNTRY FILLED WITH HATE.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:32pm

    That's wrong, it's the other way around. =\

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:09pm

    another college whore!

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:05pm

    I'm not a god loving freak and even I'm repulsed by how non human you would have to be to not give a fuck to think this is funny

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:30am

    God, people, the girl isnt killing a human, she's just about to get some useless tissue removed from her cervix, BIG FREAKING DEAL. What about all these kids getting blow up in Iraq. But I guess it's easier to shit on women's rights. Way to be christian

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:29pm

    How is it that almost every fucking person that you hear is/was on the pill ends up pregnant? I'm sorry, but when used properly these things have a really high success rate (like, 99%). If you get pregnant, you were probably doing it wrong, and are hence just as irresponsible as the people who don't take it at all. READ AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:18pm

    5:21 i agree and mistakes do happen... but what kind of person makes a joke out of such a serious decision? and y do others find it funny?

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:45am

    jesus saves. the devil kills.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:28pm

    abortion is not a form of birth control. this is absolutely disgusting. i'm whole-heartedly pro-choice but am definitely not pro-stupidity. going to the abortion clinic should NOT be a joke and i wish i could smack some sense into this dumbass bitch.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:39pm

    5:04--I'm sorry, but I thought "a right to life" was a human right, NOT "the right to murder your child before it's born." Wow, a human right to murder, I thought that was called the death penalty. Hm. Fucking idiot.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:20pm

    What happens after college? Stair cases?

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:11pm

    hey all. let's drop the debate on abortion. people go to heaven people go to hell. what u say on tfln won't change anything. so go argue ur cases somewhere else.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:15pm

    umm since wen is abortion funny? i am def pro-choice but its people who abuse the right to an abortion that make pro-choicers look like "baby killers" or wutever. I;m sorry but use a fuckin condom... using abortion as birth control is fuckin disgusting... i don't no why this site continues to post these... there not funny.

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:39pm

    4:36, are you Anne Kohlter?

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:27pm

    8:07 go fuck youself

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:20am

    Spelling, grammar, and punctuation is for high school. This is colledge and i dont car-

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:49pm

    It's plaNNED parenthood actually. if you're going to brag about college... Spell correctly

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:21pm

    Everyone here knows condoms can break, pills can just not work... Right?..

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:05pm

    Abortion is not birth control, u stupid slutty bitch.. Keep ur legs closed for a change

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:05pm

    Way to go, 8.34. That's TOTALLY a "pro-life" attitude right there. Why don't you call yourself what you really are - a misogynist? Shit. Do you go out and club yer wimmin because they didn't prepare your Brontosaurus Burger right too?

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:54pm

    planned parenthood is to myspace as abortion clinic is to facebook.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:30pm

    What a waste of a human being... Stupid whore

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:41pm

    938. Get a life THAT is murder. You can't kill something that wasn't alive.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:22pm

    7:04, Just because you don't support abortion doesn't make you a bible-thumping ultra-conservative Christian.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:57am

    I agree 1:32am. Fuck logic.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:18am

    A fetus has a heart beat at 8 days in the uterus it's not just tissue.... Did you plan it out in your head in advance like if I get pregnant it's no biggie I'll just get an abortion or was it an actual failure on the part of the birth control, either way, EVERYONE knows what can happen if you have sex.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:22pm

    LMAO abortion is soooo funny!!! wtf?!?!?!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:31am

    vaginas were made for abortions:)

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:03pm

    5:57 please shut up and never talk again

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:31am

    I love this site

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:44pm

    7:20 Uh, she's only 50 percent responsible for that baby. Also, I hope you plan to adopt when your older, do you know how many children are up for adoption? Do you know how many of those kids will be adopted, not enough.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:58pm

    Hey assholes, stop blaming the woman for "letting herself get pregnant". I love how everyone here is so quick to judge the stupidity of others when they themselves can't realize that it takes TWO people to get pregnant. It's totally all her fault...oh wait didn't she sleep with an asshole who didn't wear a condom? Grow up, slut-blamers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:58pm

    4:50, if they used a condom or birth control pills in the first place, is that also your definition of a "waste of a life"? whether you stop the pregnancy before you have sex or after, it really doesn't make a huge difference. The baby isn't born either way

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:34am

    and anyone who applauds her for getting an abortion clearly had one.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:36am

    Learn to shut your cunt and keep your thighs close to each other.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:22am

    Wow, this gal makes the "(ooooh i'm so) college" kids look even douchier. And i thought it couldn't be done. Pro choice, pro life... I want no part of that argument. But jeez! Is this gem really bragging that as thousands upon thousands of dollars are being spent on her education, she is growing dumber and less responsible? "Like oh my godddd. I got so drunk last night I got knocked up." Get yourself some integrity lass.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:27pm

    How did you possibly get into college?

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:02pm

    omg 4:58 are you fucking serious

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:54pm

    OP, youre so awesome. Anti-retrovirals are sooo college too for when you get the hiv. Afterall, penicillin and the clap are so high school. idiot.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:23am

    So retarded. Much like the original poster is.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:42pm

    UT Austin grads eat shit and howl at the moon

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:20pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA BABY ABORT YOU!!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:20am

    It's a funny text =\ why can't you people just laugh and chill out?

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:33pm

    Just makes you an arrogant and illogical fool.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:16pm

    People using the pill and condoms still get knocked up. No need to be slut-bashing either, most of you sleep with sluts and the other person could be a boyfriend.

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:38pm

    Damn you Guys are mean.. I mean i'm not saying i agree with this but you guys don't know the situation or if this is even real.

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:20pm

    4:58 it's totally fucking different. Stoping a life from being born is the smart way to do it. That way you don't have to deal with a child if you're not ready. However abortion is wrong. That is a human that you're killing!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:59pm

    Of course shes pro-choice. She CHOSE to open her cankerous vagina and therefore accept the possible consequences.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:59am

    lol @ 6:15 "good murder"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:15pm

    This is murder. And not even a good murder like killing the guy that killed your family and that is revenge. But this is murder.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:31pm

    Wow, I really thought that misogyny was not as big of an issue as it is made out to be. You all need to look in the mirror and face up to the ugly inside of you when you think it's ok to call someone a "slut" or "whore" and never even think of the man she slept with as a culprit, too. Get a life, assholes.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:27pm

    like its classy needing an abortion? i can understand accidents with condoms and pills, but usually its stupid people (not necessarily sluts) that need them. the only legit reason to need an abortion is if you were raped.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:22am

    130 the tissue is actually removed from her uterus not her cervix you moron.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:38am

    1:36 you're my hero.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:38pm

    Easy answer for all. Keep abortions legal only if performed with a coat hangover. women maintain a right to choose but have to deal with consequences of their actions. win-win-win.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:41pm

    They see me trollin, they hatin'!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:38pm

    Maybe if half the ppl who were prolife had actually expierenced the situation.. There wouldn't be as many prolifers. I used to be prolife but after I actually was in the situation, I changed my mind. And a lot of abortions are done 8 weeks or earlier.. Which IMO is not killing anything.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:00pm

    7:47 Maybe if there were less abstinence education classes there'd be less abortions.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:43pm

    Sorry, this: 5:04--I'm sorry, but I thought "a right to life" was a human right, NOT "the right to murder your child before it's born." Wow, a human right to murder, I thought that was called the death penalty. Hm. Fucking idiot. Was meant for 5:14, not 5:04. I agree with you, 5:04.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:34pm

    more college texts huh?

  • 45 59
    Submitted by luckyruckk on Mar 22, 10 at 1:58am

    I haven't had one and I applaud her decision.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:21am

    3:08 you make no sense. Its quit, not quite and its high horse- not horses as much as you think plural means 'add an s' every time. Way to prove your point... And really, youre bragging about abortion?! Im pro choice but its people like you that make me and others believe you dont deserve a choice. Take the fucking pill you pathetic bitch.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:08am

    I might be waaay off but I'm pretty sure this was intended as a joke, tasteless? Maybe. Funny? Yes. Get off your high horses and quite making this site about pollitics and being politically correct. Free speech mother fuckers your usinging why can't the op?

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:15am

    You mean PLANNED parenthood? Fucking moron

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:08pm

    Maybe if the twat had gone to planned parenthood for some free (or nearly free) contraception (if your stupid ass can't remember to take the pill everyday or figure out how to use a condom correctly, then get a depo shot, genius), then she wouldn't have to go to the abortion clinic.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:51am

    Various methods of birth control may fail, including something as drastic as vasectomies. She's not immediately a slut or an idiot because she accidentally became pregnant and needed to get an abortion. I applaud her for getting the abortion and minimizing her mistake.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:56am

    This one got boring after about the 10th life lesson

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:33pm

    be cooler if it was burt reynolds

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:24pm

    So this is the neo political movement I've been looking for. Let's all take a post on a humor website to friggin seriously and ruin everyones time with senseless bickering. I'm pretty sure that's what the 'good/bad night' thing is. If you're gonna cry be a politician and actually try to change things the way you would have them. Now I have to get bk to the kitchen, I think the dead baby I have in my oven might be burning.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:32am

    Piss in her butt from this day forward. ~B-rad

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:23am

    Actually, fuck, just remove your uterus cause you dont deserve to ever raise a human. What fucking wisdom do YOU have?! Wise up you waste of woman

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:00pm

    5:59 is awesome, Agreed! Do you know how many women have abortions daily..so many. so are they all dumb/retards/sluts like people on here are saying that they are? if somebody isn't ready for a child they can do wahtever the fuck they want to do (abortion) ;)

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:36pm

    you're sick. grow up

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:22pm

    YOU"RE SUCH A WHORE!

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:47pm

    some of us are anti-abortion because we believe in ppl being accountable for their actions (i.e. having sex).Maybe if more people were accountable wed have a better society.Its not necon or religious

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:14pm

    OP, use Plan B in the future. Cheaper and less of a chance of pissing of super-moralistic types. You may possibly want to start banging more quality guys, just in case.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by heidirose12 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:39am

    If you're a college kid, where the hell did you get money for an abortion? Workin a few street corners huh?

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:45pm

    Maybe you should have spent a little more time in high school so you could have better grammer?

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:35pm

    Isn't it "planned" parenthood?

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:25pm

    You guts are hilarious

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:25am

    And 2:28?? Its womAN not womEN. Jesus is this a site for 15 yr olds?? Apparently!

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:36am

    I tried to give myself an abortion with the family vacuum because I couldn't afford a real one ... but the attachment wouldn't fit in my vagina because I'm only 12.... what should I do?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:25am

    Hahahahaha!! This is going on my wall. Absolutely hilarious. Cut the little fucker out!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:46pm

    If I'm not mistaken everyone knows the risks of having sex. It's not a secret. Wrap it up people, some of us don't have the leisure of having a kid at all.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:27am

    That's just horrible..

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:25am

    THIS TEXT IS A JOKE. HA-HA. LAUGH YOU MORONS. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:34pm

    Wow i hope you fucking die! BABY KILLER!

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:03pm

    Your grammar is obviously so high school...or maybe elementary school. Last time I checked it was Planned Parenthood slut bag.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:28am

    Uh, seriously people, this women is not the only person at fault here. If women need to keep their legs closed because otherwise they might have to face the possibility of pregnancy then men need to keep their penis in their pants because they also might have to face the possibility of parent hood.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:28pm

    I wouldn't be surprised if this was Bridgette Reynolds

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:57pm

    Instead of killing the baby, you should just do the world a solid and kill yourself because 1. Because you're stupid 2. Because your a whore 3. Cause you thought this would be a cool thing to post.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:41pm

    ABORTION IS MURDER!!!

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:27am

    2:00 and 2:19 THANK YOU

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:31am

    Yeahhh. Not something to joke about. Sorry but I'd I were you I'd take it a little more serious.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:38pm

    hanger***... alcolism..its a disease you know!

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:43pm

    Being prochoice doesn't mean you have to be obnoxious about it. Maybe prolife radicals wouldn't shoot up abortion clinics if people weren't such assholes about this and grew the fuck up.

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:14am

    Hey!!!...I'm having an abortion tomorrow!!!

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:12pm

    shouldn't post stuff like this cuz ppl are just gonna argue about it. Now a days ppl use abortion like it birthcontrol, it's ridiclous.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:55pm

    Hey, this is such a mature group. Way to blame the woman for getting herself pregnant. Why aren't we asking why the asshole didn't wear a condom? It's totally her fault that she's a "slut" and a "whore", she totally deserves advice from some dumbfucks on this website about how to obtain birth control. Fuck off and take your misogyny with you.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:00am

    Okay, contraceptives are much better than abortion. I mean, I'm pro-choice, but still. It's way more cost-effective to buy condoms than shell out 400 bucks for an abortion whenever you want one. Plus, hi, that's surgery. You could end up with an ectopic pregnancy at some point from the scarring in your uterus due to your many abortions. Hope it's worth it.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:27am

    105 thats my point. if ur going to murder something, the least you could do is put yourself in a situation where u might pay for your consequences with a oood ole rusty hanger.least u could do i think

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:01pm

    255. Your my new best friend

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:07pm

    Jesus saves 1 Corintians 6:9-11

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:29am

    You people taking this seriously are pathetic. Thanks for ruining TFLN for everyone. Way to freaking go.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:38pm

    Go kill yourself instead, whore!!

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:20pm

    So you went out and whored yourself around, and got into some trouble because you're such a ho. And instead of taking responsibility for it (keeping it..or, you know, *adoption*, you're taking the easy way out and talking away the life of something that hasn't even gotten a chance to live. And.... you're making JOKES about it? Way to be immature. Nest time close your legs you nasty, selfish, immature, slutty ho.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:17pm

    @5:20: you're my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:34pm

    OP you're taking a life, I hope it's worth it to make a joke. Selfish rude bitch.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:51am

    1:48 it's called a personal choice u dumb cunt

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:18pm

    Not fucking cool... but soooo fucking true

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:43pm

    We are human and not perfect. Just like all you crazy people posting about how much of a murderer and whore the op is. I guess we can assume that anyone calling her these things has never had sex right? Because if you have, you're most definitely a hyopcrite. Birth control fails a lot more than people would like to believe. And would you like to carry a rapists child? I didn't....Some times people resort to laughing about it because it is the only way to heal a horrible wound.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:35pm

    @6:24 hahahhahaaa thats wonderful!!! the post is funny... dnt u people have abortion clinics to burn down? n drs to shoot to prevent them from performing abortions? cuz thats the way to truly be pro-life!!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:04pm

    This is really rediculous. Abortion should not be thought about with such immaturity! Go fuck yourself, and while your at- stop opening your thighs so much 541.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:54pm

    9:41 are you really saying that a baby fetus isn't alive? You're and idiot. I hope you or your wife has a miscarriage one day you stupid fuck

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:27pm

    So, this irresonsible twit is going to terminate a pregnancy (kill a baby) and is bragging about it? What a cunt!!!! People would adopt even this whores baby. Too bad she wasn't aborted.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by menda on Apr 18, 10 at 1:18am

    You got it backwards murderer!

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:39pm

    8:33, no because Bridgette is a CUNT.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:59pm

    Fuck all you god loving freaks! What you never Made mistakes? She's in college, she obviously doesn't need a kid. I repeat fuck all you god loving freaks. Ya'll are crazy

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:43pm

    Multiple people have died and you havent learned anything.

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:17pm

    @3:51 Life begins at contraception?? Is that so? Thought contraception was what COUNTERED CONCEPTION. Fucking retard.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:53am

    Oh and 3:45am FUCK YOU AND YOUR PRO ABORTION SHIT

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:04pm

    Stfu you losers this is hysterical !

  • 28 47
    Submitted by gohogs518 on Nov 3, 11 at 3:29am

    I'm pro choice but bragging about an abortion is pretty sick. Honestly though having a kid with a guy she's probably not going to end up with and keeping it would more than likely cause her to drop out if school, and become a single mom relying on welfare for the rest of her life and not contributing anything to society. She saved some tax payees money here, we should be thanking her fit not reproducing

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:51am

    Fucking jerk. A woman has no right to choose for life or death of a fetus. Life begins at contraception, something that these pro abortion MURDERERS do not understand. Have they ever heard of ADOPTION? it's not that hard. Abortion clinics should be DESTROYED and the practice itself should be a crime and paid with life in prison. Even better, death penalty

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:52pm

    First off people, you cannot really be pro-choice and be pro-life at the same time. Abortion is always wrong. If you think it is okay in any situation, then you are pro-choice. Your mom chose life didn't she? I respect all girls who carry the baby through the full 9 months, even if they did get pregnant really young. Look how strong they are for doing that. Girls are ridiculous anymore and guys should have more say in it as well. Abortion is always, always wrong.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:46am

    The OP obviously knew the controversy this text would bring.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:17am

    How about this: you are all arguing your views on abortion through textsfromlastnight. No one is going to read your post and be enlightened and suddenly change their views. If you feel strongly about one side or the other the voice your opinion somewhere useful and try to make a difference bc this is not the site for that

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:30pm

    Um hello! All you crazy conservative republican motherfuckers need to CHILL the fuck out! It's called freedom of speech and anyways it's a JOKE! If you don't want to read offensive things GET THE FUCK OFF TFLN!

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:21pm

    Oh well aren't you freakin tight! Not.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:44pm

    Wear a fucking condom next time.. Take responsibility for ur actions

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:38pm

    You all should get a life. Actually no. Jeep arguing on tfln. That will make you SOOOO cool. In case you havnt noticed, no one gives a rip about your opinions.

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:44pm

    No one gives a shit how horrible you think this is. It's a joke. So deal with it. No one forced you to look at it and no ones views will be changed by your pathetic arguments

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:39am

    Bring on the clothes hanger!!!!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:59pm

    Hey abortion ppl on both sides it doesn't matter, neither side will change their opinion and nothing is going to change

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:33pm

    That's so fucked up. Why would you kill a baby because you're a whore and can't keep your pants on?

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:47pm

    Can I just say it's kinda funny that people are getting heated on TFLN. This is supposed to be funny. It might not even be a real text. Calm down people!!!

  • 49 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:33am

    one time I had an abortion and it gave me the most amazing oragasim.... now I try to have at least 3-4 abortions a year

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:32pm

    Shouldn't it read like this: I'm in college, so abortion clinic

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:26pm

    Real funny. College must equal sluts. Tell the dr to watch out for your herpes too you fucking useless waste of life.

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:48am

    130 she has rights. for example, the right to keep her pussy-hole closed if she cant accept the consequences. how is THAT for rights?

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:16pm

    It's Planned Parenthood you idiot. Did you even go to high school?

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:52pm

    Next time take it up the ass, swallow, or use plan b. Plan B is cheaper and safer than an abortion. stack up on 'em

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:58pm

    You're stupid. Sex is for making babies and you have no right to KILL A BABY, BEFORE THEY EVEN GET TO LIVE. ABORTION IS MURDER.

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:50pm

    the OP must be from UT Austin...this is a digusting display of stupidity and grammar

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:32am

    I hate abortions. I also hate gays, transexuals, godless sinning blasphemers, the devil, modern science, and logic.

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:34pm

    910 - ur a hilarious dumbass. its foul and bigotry to voice and opinion anti-killing but murdering is acceptable. you are beyond fucking stupid, fyi.

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:19am

    Thank god you're not raising children. I hope you went ahead and just got your tubes tied.

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:36pm

    You guys really need to stop flipping shit. If you wanna go rant on your anti-abortion views go to some ultra-conservative website. This is TFLN. Not your high school debate team. Rofl. You guys all fail.

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:33am

    you ignorant whore close your legs and by some condoms.

  • 37 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:57pm

    You ever think it's weird that if someone murders a pregnant woman they can be charged with two murders but you can easily get an abortion and it's legal?

  • 30 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:57am

    I agree 1:32am. Fuck logic.