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  • 66 44
    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Nov 24, 11 at 5:00pm
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    thanks for the carepackage mom!

  • 63 38
    Submitted by rydzynski on Nov 24, 11 at 4:29pm
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    Better than homemade condoms...

  • 40 40
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Nov 24, 11 at 5:36pm
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    im starting to believe it when people say these are not real texts anymore. just random thoughts that follow the same path as all other texts on this site made by the same dozen or so people

    • 19 49
      Submitted by TotallyBro on Nov 24, 11 at 5:58pm
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      and 95% suck.

      • 23 41
        Submitted by 1TrackminD on Nov 25, 11 at 9:02am
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        ya i sent a few things in that were funnier than half the stuff on here...

    • 27 39
      Submitted by TotallyBro on Nov 24, 11 at 5:59pm
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      none of my real shit gets posted, which are hilarious because they happened. aha but this fake stuff is annoying.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 24, 11 at 11:50pm
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    Nookie with cookies!

  • 33 32
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 25, 11 at 4:04am
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    At least the condoms weren't stapled to the box. Seriously, sounds like a keeper to me!

  • 32 42
    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Nov 24, 11 at 5:42pm
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    Rapist... That's not love honeybun.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 25, 11 at 12:03am
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    I don't care WHAT your grandmother brought you. That's not the love grandma wants, sicko.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by dman123 on Nov 24, 11 at 4:28pm
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    Why would she bring you your homemade cookies?

    • 16 39
      Submitted by Gothesquirts on Nov 27, 11 at 3:50am
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      why would homemade cookies be in a box???

  • 29 41
    Submitted by a_dream_traceur on Nov 25, 11 at 4:51am
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    -_- I thought this said "homemade condoms".... Lmfao

  • 22 34
    Submitted by BlixRAWR on Nov 25, 11 at 2:30pm
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    Love isn't real.

  • 15 22
    Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 2:56pm
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    Fucking cookies.......

  • 26 45
    Submitted by BlondeMS19 on Nov 24, 11 at 8:21pm
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    I'm calling bullshit. Fantasies don't count dickwad.

  • 25 47
    Submitted by whoreable on Nov 25, 11 at 2:34pm
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    Yes, this must be fake because no one uses condoms.... or makes cookies. How outragous

  • 24 51
    Submitted by GaToRxxx420 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:12pm
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    I think that was supposed to be "me" not my.