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  • Submitted by rydzynski on Nov 24, 11 at 4:29pm

    Better than homemade condoms...

  • Submitted by zomfgdrew on Nov 24, 11 at 5:00pm

    thanks for the carepackage mom!

  • Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 25, 11 at 12:03am

    I don't care WHAT your grandmother brought you. That's not the love grandma wants, sicko.

  • Submitted by dman123 on Nov 24, 11 at 4:28pm

    Why would she bring you your homemade cookies?

    • Submitted by Gothesquirts on Nov 27, 11 at 3:50am

      why would homemade cookies be in a box???

  • Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 24, 11 at 11:50pm

    Nookie with cookies!

  • Submitted by BlixRAWR on Nov 25, 11 at 2:30pm

    Love isn't real.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 25, 11 at 4:04am

    At least the condoms weren't stapled to the box. Seriously, sounds like a keeper to me!

  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on Nov 24, 11 at 5:36pm

    im starting to believe it when people say these are not real texts anymore. just random thoughts that follow the same path as all other texts on this site made by the same dozen or so people

    • Submitted by TotallyBro on Nov 24, 11 at 5:58pm

      and 95% suck.

      • Submitted by 1TrackminD on Nov 25, 11 at 9:02am

        ya i sent a few things in that were funnier than half the stuff on here...

    • Submitted by TotallyBro on Nov 24, 11 at 5:59pm

      none of my real shit gets posted, which are hilarious because they happened. aha but this fake stuff is annoying.

  • Submitted by whoreable on Nov 25, 11 at 2:34pm

    Yes, this must be fake because no one uses condoms.... or makes cookies. How outragous

  • Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Nov 24, 11 at 5:42pm

    Rapist... That's not love honeybun.

  • Submitted by a_dream_traceur on Nov 25, 11 at 4:51am

    -_- I thought this said "homemade condoms".... Lmfao

  • Submitted by GaToRxxx420 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:12pm

    I think that was supposed to be "me" not my.

  • Submitted by BlondeMS19 on Nov 24, 11 at 8:21pm

    I'm calling bullshit. Fantasies don't count dickwad.

  • Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 2:56pm

    Fucking cookies.......