she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Better than homemade condoms...
...with cookies taped to the top
thanks for the carepackage mom!
I don't care WHAT your grandmother brought you. That's not the love grandma wants, sicko.
Why would she bring you your homemade cookies?
why would homemade cookies be in a box???
Love isn't real.
At least the condoms weren't stapled to the box. Seriously, sounds like a keeper to me!
Nookie with cookies!
im starting to believe it when people say these are not real texts anymore. just random thoughts that follow the same path as all other texts on this site made by the same dozen or so people
and 95% suck.
ya i sent a few things in that were funnier than half the stuff on here...
none of my real shit gets posted, which are hilarious because they happened. aha but this fake stuff is annoying.
Yes, this must be fake because no one uses condoms.... or makes cookies. How outragous
-_- I thought this said "homemade condoms".... Lmfao
Rapist... That's not love honeybun.
I think that was supposed to be "me" not my.
Why all the negative waves, Moriarity?
I'm calling bullshit. Fantasies don't count dickwad.