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  • Submitted by smpl2plz on May 26, 10 at 3:38pm

    I typed out a real answer to this, but obviously hearing what to do from a nurse won't cure stupid

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      Submitted by Imtheone on May 27, 10 at 4:36am

      As a fellow RN... you took the words right out my mouth!!

  • Submitted by superbassman on May 26, 10 at 3:21pm

    I'll kiss it and make it better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 2:39pm

    One word: How?

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    Submitted by FistedSister on May 26, 10 at 11:42pm

    She's clearly trying to get rid of crabs. The secret is, you shave one side, then set the other side on fire. Then you stab the little bastards with an ice pick as they try to jump to safety.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on May 26, 10 at 2:49pm

    I sincerely hope the burn is either friction burn or wax-related. Either dripping candle or bikini line. Actually, I take that back. I just hope it's friction burn.

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    Submitted by TheRealSeal on May 26, 10 at 2:45pm

    Quiet life and move to Guam? Have you been to Guam? But moving there would be good for you, guys there will hit anything

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    Submitted by Sin_Sinna on May 26, 10 at 4:14pm

    Um, ER?

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    Submitted by Glazed on May 28, 10 at 9:59am

    I prefer my clits al dente.

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 26, 10 at 9:08pm

    If this is real. I feel for you. Mostly because it must be so hard living life like a complete idiot.

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    Submitted by surforgolf on May 26, 10 at 8:48pm

    One word, wow!

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    Submitted by 1029384756 on May 26, 10 at 4:36pm

    Alen002 if you don't stfu I'm gunna burn your clit

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    Submitted by LynnZee on May 26, 10 at 2:54pm

    Sick. Umm...aloe? Neosporin? Whatever you use it can't be good for it

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    Submitted by mybizzy on May 28, 10 at 1:11am

    How?!?!?!?!

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    Submitted by Daft on May 26, 10 at 4:07pm

    Try not lighting the candlestick you use on yourself next time.

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    Submitted by nonz on May 26, 10 at 10:50pm

    Haha lol

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    Submitted by tr3mor on Feb 11, 11 at 12:14pm

    WTF?

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    Submitted by jrod02 on May 26, 10 at 11:24pm

    BLUE WAFFLE!

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    Submitted by Rakahel on May 27, 10 at 10:56am

    Lavender! Seriously.

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    Submitted by twins on May 26, 10 at 10:26pm

    Stop using a curlingiron to masterbate with!

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    Submitted by KGR on May 26, 10 at 11:03pm

    Bad night. Baaaaaaaaaaaad night.

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    Submitted by that_irish_kid on May 28, 10 at 11:16pm

    Were you using a straightener on your carpet of something? Or are you just retarded

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 27, 10 at 10:52am

    I'm guessing severe sunburn

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    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on May 27, 10 at 9:38pm

    Sounds like a good night! Lol

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    Submitted by fayissi on May 26, 10 at 3:34pm

    Your on your way .from a nurse to a want to be. We are an unusual breed. Maybe it's all the people u see in bad situations. Or all the ones you see die. Live and enjoy

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    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on May 26, 10 at 3:48pm

    Been there, done that. Don't smoke naked while sitting on the toilet, or the cherry could pop off and burn your own cherry.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 12:53am

    @11:42 - wtf?! seriously?

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    Submitted by underagehangover on May 26, 10 at 2:34pm

    wow, live a quiet life and move to Guam, no guys gonna ever hit that shit again with a scorched clit. the fuck would that even look like?