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  • I typed out a real answer to this, but obviously hearing what to do from a nurse won't cure stupid

    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 26, 10 at 3:38pm
    • As a fellow RN... you took the words right out my mouth!!

      Submitted by Imtheone on May 27, 10 at 4:36am
  • I'll kiss it and make it better

    Submitted by superbassman on May 26, 10 at 3:21pm
  • One word: How?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 2:39pm
  • I prefer my clits al dente.

    Submitted by Glazed on May 28, 10 at 9:59am
  • She's clearly trying to get rid of crabs. The secret is, you shave one side, then set the other side on fire. Then you stab the little bastards with an ice pick as they try to jump to safety.

    Submitted by FistedSister on May 26, 10 at 11:42pm
  • I sincerely hope the burn is either friction burn or wax-related. Either dripping candle or bikini line. Actually, I take that back. I just hope it's friction burn.

    Submitted by arthurlux on May 26, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Quiet life and move to Guam? Have you been to Guam? But moving there would be good for you, guys there will hit anything

    Submitted by TheRealSeal on May 26, 10 at 2:45pm
  • If this is real. I feel for you. Mostly because it must be so hard living life like a complete idiot.

    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 26, 10 at 9:08pm
  • One word, wow!

    Submitted by surforgolf on May 26, 10 at 8:48pm
  • How?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by mybizzy on May 28, 10 at 1:11am
  • Um, ER?

    Submitted by Sin_Sinna on May 26, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Alen002 if you don't stfu I'm gunna burn your clit

    Submitted by 1029384756 on May 26, 10 at 4:36pm
  • Try not lighting the candlestick you use on yourself next time.

    Submitted by Daft on May 26, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Sick. Umm...aloe? Neosporin? Whatever you use it can't be good for it

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 26, 10 at 2:54pm
  • BLUE WAFFLE!

    Submitted by jrod02 on May 26, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Lavender! Seriously.

    Submitted by Rakahel on May 27, 10 at 10:56am
  • Haha lol

    Submitted by nonz on May 26, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Sounds like a good night! Lol

    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on May 27, 10 at 9:38pm
  • WTF?

    Submitted by tr3mor on Feb 11, 11 at 12:14pm
  • I'm guessing severe sunburn

    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 27, 10 at 10:52am
  • Bad night. Baaaaaaaaaaaad night.

    Submitted by KGR on May 26, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Your on your way .from a nurse to a want to be. We are an unusual breed. Maybe it's all the people u see in bad situations. Or all the ones you see die. Live and enjoy

    Submitted by fayissi on May 26, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Stop using a curlingiron to masterbate with!

    Submitted by twins on May 26, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Been there, done that. Don't smoke naked while sitting on the toilet, or the cherry could pop off and burn your own cherry.

    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on May 26, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Were you using a straightener on your carpet of something? Or are you just retarded

    Submitted by that_irish_kid on May 28, 10 at 11:16pm
  • wow, live a quiet life and move to Guam, no guys gonna ever hit that shit again with a scorched clit. the fuck would that even look like?

    Submitted by underagehangover on May 26, 10 at 2:34pm
  • @11:42 - wtf?! seriously?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 12:53am