i wish my penis had a tongue
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I think I just came imagining what that would feel like inside me
If this ever happens seriously let me know. That would be the best night and day. EVER.
i wish it did too. or if you had a tongue right above your penis....fucking epic.
Apparently 17 people don't know where the clitoris is...
sucks to be 2.15!
heres some advice, find a real man
Oh believe me...I do too
Same here I also wish it had a eye
I wish my penis had its own penis
Us chicks do to
so does your boyfriend
11:27, I just came reading your post.
12:05 knows what's up too...
join the club.
i wish my penis had arms
I would marry you in a heartbeat.
excellent call 1205. That would be AMAZING!
Lick me? Fuck me? how about both!
I wish my pussy had a dick in it right now. Is that kind of the same thing you're thinking of?
-The quiet girl in the corner.
3:13 should post more
well, you got an asshole for a mouth so anythings possible
That's not my idea of a good time. Then you would be tasting your dick... always.
I wish your penis would fall off
3:13 why are you posting this on tfln?? gross
So do we, sooo do we.
But then your dick would be too much like a rabbit and we wouldn't need our vibrators anymore. We'd loose our ability to abstain from sex to punish you...
To make you say "gross." That gets her wet, too.
2:15 dat sucks. give em 1000mg of ginsing for stamina and 500mg vitamin C for overall energy
That would be fantastic
Yep, know exactly what you mean. You know, you can have both in a threesome...
Oh shit that sounds good.
Dear god, nightmares.
I wish my hand was a mouth... I'd dump my gf so fast