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  • 96 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:27am

    I think I just came imagining what that would feel like inside me

  • 81 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:05pm

    i wish it did too. or if you had a tongue right above your penis....fucking epic.

    • 15 21
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 2:08pm

      Apparently 17 people don't know where the clitoris is...

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:02pm

    sucks to be 2.15! heres some advice, find a real man

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:38am

    11:27, I just came reading your post. 12:05 knows what's up too...

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:55pm

    join the club. i wish my penis had arms

  • 52 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:28pm

    Same here I also wish it had a eye

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:54am

    If this ever happens seriously let me know. That would be the best night and day. EVER.

  • 56 45
    Submitted by momocupcake on Mar 20, 10 at 3:10pm

    Oh believe me...I do too

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:24am

    well, you got an asshole for a mouth so anythings possible

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:05pm

    I wish my pussy had a dick in it right now. Is that kind of the same thing you're thinking of? -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:17pm

    excellent call 1205. That would be AMAZING! Lick me? Fuck me? how about both!

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:01pm

    Whiskey diiiiiiick. ... Ew.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:31pm

    To make you say "gross." That gets her wet, too.

  • 42 29
    Submitted by Zathelia on Feb 5, 11 at 11:15pm

    Us chicks do to

  • 48 43
    Submitted by footballplayer on Apr 16, 10 at 12:04am

    I wish my penis had its own penis

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:46am

    That's not my idea of a good time. Then you would be tasting your dick... always.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:05am

    So do we, sooo do we.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:29pm

    That would be fantastic

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:11pm

    so does your boyfriend

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:08am

    Yep, know exactly what you mean. You know, you can have both in a threesome...

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:17pm

    3:13 should post more

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:38pm

    But then your dick would be too much like a rabbit and we wouldn't need our vibrators anymore. We'd loose our ability to abstain from sex to punish you...

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:26am

    I wish your penis would fall off

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:20pm

    2:15 dat sucks. give em 1000mg of ginsing for stamina and 500mg vitamin C for overall energy

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:28pm

    3:13 why are you posting this on tfln?? gross

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:00am

    I wish my hand was a mouth... I'd dump my gf so fast

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:35am

    I would marry you in a heartbeat.

  • 14 19
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 2:06pm

    Dear god, nightmares.

  • 12 21
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 12, 12 at 5:28pm

    Oh shit that sounds good.