i wish my penis had a tongue
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I think I just came imagining what that would feel like inside me
If this ever happens seriously let me know. That would be the best night and day. EVER.
i wish it did too. or if you had a tongue right above your penis....fucking epic.
Apparently 17 people don't know where the clitoris is...
Oh believe me...I do too
sucks to be 2.15!
heres some advice, find a real man
Same here I also wish it had a eye
I wish my penis had its own penis
so does your boyfriend
11:27, I just came reading your post.
12:05 knows what's up too...
Us chicks do to
excellent call 1205. That would be AMAZING!
Lick me? Fuck me? how about both!
I would marry you in a heartbeat.
3:13 should post more
join the club.
i wish my penis had arms
I wish my pussy had a dick in it right now. Is that kind of the same thing you're thinking of?
-The quiet girl in the corner.
well, you got an asshole for a mouth so anythings possible
That's not my idea of a good time. Then you would be tasting your dick... always.
3:13 why are you posting this on tfln?? gross
I wish your penis would fall off
But then your dick would be too much like a rabbit and we wouldn't need our vibrators anymore. We'd loose our ability to abstain from sex to punish you...
So do we, sooo do we.
To make you say "gross." That gets her wet, too.
That would be fantastic
Yep, know exactly what you mean. You know, you can have both in a threesome...
2:15 dat sucks. give em 1000mg of ginsing for stamina and 500mg vitamin C for overall energy
Oh shit that sounds good.
Dear god, nightmares.
I wish my hand was a mouth... I'd dump my gf so fast